A Mystery Gay Porn Model Tried To Steal From Austin Wilde

Posted May 23, 2016 by with 54 comments

tumblr_notpzs0mdP1r2jbumo9_400Quick reminder for up and coming gay porn stars thinking of committing theft: Don’t try to steal from the gay porn studio that has hired you.

Especially when that studio is GuysInSweatpants, whose popular and well-known owner can pretty much end your career before it’s even started:

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For his part, the unknown newcomer attempted to explain his actions in a text (tweeted out in the screenshot below), but it only made him look even worse?

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The performer is not someone any of us would know (yet):

aus3No word on what the unknown model was attempting to steal from Austin Wilde’s house, but at least it wasn’t cupcakes.

  • AustinWilde

    I still can’t decide which part of that text is my favorite. The fact I took it “too personally”, his supposed weird mental habits, or that I need to find my inner peace (which, btw, was found when I canceled his flight). In hindsight, it’s better than jail in a foreign country (he’s from Canada)?

    • sneeek

      Did you at least get a scene out of him?

      • n24rc

        If Austin did get the scene finished, then the flight should have been honored. IF he didn’t then that would be an appropriate response to theft because the model didn’t film. Clearly, if you cannot trust the studio to honor the deals it makes for doing the shoot then don’t shoot with them: Even if the model was in the wrong! The contracted work was completed.

        • Xzamilloh

          Honored? I’d say the minute you steal from someone, the honor goes out the window. He can steal glances from the dude he’s hitchhiking home with lol!!!

          • AustinWilde

            I could have canceled his flight 6 times over, and I still think that’s a bit more fair than having him arrested. That’s just my opinion though.

          • Mike Julius

            I mean, you could have done both and been well within your rights. Ethically and contractually. I mean, if a contractor comes in and completes the job but steals? But because it’s porn, flights home should be honored? lol

          • kevin

            An arrest may have been a wake-up call. Not likely, but a possibility.

            You could forward his contact info to Treasure Island for the next time they need a cum-dumpster for one of their conversion scenes.

          • AustinWilde

            wowwwwwww😂

          • Gazzaq

            Good for you for not having him arrested. He will be caught and will have suitable punishment in the future. I hope he gets some help for his stealing habit though through the right authorities.

    • Badbike

      um from Canada you say? Our first clue! http://i.imgur.com/zweB74Z.gif

    • Zealot

      ….couldn’t resist.

    • kevin

      Canadian — that explains everything!

      I wonder if he had to turn a trick to get his airfare home?

      • SpazMataz

        It explains what? Broad-brush judgemental much?

  • McM.

    Now that’s how you take care of business.

    • Xzamilloh

      Right? As if I couldn’t love that bald headed mocha Adonis more than now!!!

  • cphotee

    I’d love to know what he tried to steal since this guy sounds like a complete fuck-up.

  • Xzamilloh
    • AustinWilde

      (I’m pretty stoked this is my first gif post on here)

      • Xzamilloh

        Okay… I pretty much never thought someone I’ve jacked it to would be replying to my comment so I’m kinda star struck lol. I’m gonna go put on you and Dominic Santos and make God angry.

      • snoopyfo

        LMAO!!! this is hilarious because that is exactly what i thought 😛

      • Xzamilloh
      • sanfv

        I was excited the first time I popped my gif cherry on str8up. I was sore for days!

      • lordgabux

        You hot demon!

  • Scrapple

    https://media1.giphy.com/media/26tk1aefsMgPqymuQ/200.gif

    Stealing from an employer? Blaming someone else for his dysfunctional actions? That phony “Hope you find inner peace” line? It’s like he has been in the game for years.

    I strongly disagree with how Austin handled the sitch. It’s clear the young lad simply needed a helping hand.

    https://media0.giphy.com/media/daS4Zi32MSrbq/200.gif

  • Dale Bergman

    http://66.media.tumblr.com/61502a51b8d12d2503182707737955b1/tumblr_nqas7u8NyV1qk2bdeo5_500.gif

    I love the fact that this individual called Austin “unprofessional” after he stole from him! Who wants to deal with a self-proclaimed kleptomaniac in a workplace?
    http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2014/03/26/std7.gif
    The bottom (pun intended) line is that you NEVER steal from Austin Wilde…
    https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tina-belcher-9.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=499
    http://67.media.tumblr.com/70134cc00d1d41afdecb66018fa92490/tumblr_n9hmbaOKhw1r3yxp8o2_400.gif

  • sanfv

    My suggestion to this model who probably has men trying to book him as we speak, is to take a page out of Vadim Black’s playbook.

    Steal from your fans! Studios will look the other way 100% of the time, shit, even fans will look away 100% of the time.

  • Zealot

    OH! If ONLY Austin were the casting director for MEN.com! Can’t you just imagine: “Oh, you beat your girlfriend and tried to convince an underage girl to have sex with you…..ON THE SAME NIGHT!!? Very well. Then you should probably call and check on the status of your return ticket. Oh, and I’ve alerted your parole officer that you’re out of state. Have a great day! Byeeeeee”.

  • Todd

    Did he try to steal a case of Canada Dry ?

    http://i.imgur.com/0rIbs9s.gif

    • sanfv

      I saw someone steal a large turkey that way once. I nodded at her and went about my business.

      It may or may have not been Nica Noelle.

      • Mike Julius

        She could have never pulled off a heist like that. The cashier would have taken one look at her face and clocked her as someone well past the need for birth control.

      • Scrapple

        I’m amazed at what Martha can do with a turkey. Bitch got skillz.

        https://media3.giphy.com/media/P42JEoOog079S/200.gif

    • Zealot

      I think it might have looked something like this….

    • WhimsyCotton

      You have to have real good and experienced child-bearing hips to pull that shit off.

  • WhimsyCotton

    Oh my goodness. How embarrassing. Kleptomaniacs trying to brush away their actions in such a blase manner.

  • TK

    Well, when you troll chaturbate for new twink models you are bound to dig up some questionable trash.

  • TK

    Well, when you troll chaturbate for new twink models you are bound to dig up some questionable trash. just saying

  • kevin

    “Weird mental habits”, i.e. kleptomania.

    Seeing as most people in porn are doing it out of some degree of economic desperation, I’d probably have everything in the studio nailed-down.

    • Many too do it out of a desire to live out some sort of fantasy, money is totally not their goal.

  • wow! good for you Austin!

    • AustinWilde

      Miss you😘

  • Caleb Exhem

    Lol I love Austin , the fact that he just dragged this no body from left to right is just AMAZING

  • ToxicBrew

    Was the comment that he likes cum shot in his ass meant to be derogatory? A little confused here. 🙄

    • Luca

      no, he said it’s his only talent

      • AustinWilde

        Precisely my point

  • Dave Fellows

    GuysInSweatpants is consistently putting out some of the best gay porn the internet has to offer and Austin Wilde’s scenes are the cream of the crop (pun intended). Just watch minutes 14 through 18 of Austin’s scene with Chase Hunter for irrefutable proof. Furthermore, those 4 minutes are the fuck every bottom dreams about. Taking money from the dream top in real life, in my opinion, should already feel like stealing. And, in this scenario, Austin Wilde’s the gift horse of all gift horses. :)

  • The sticky fingered load taker didn’t even have the smarts to hold off on his “weird mental habit” until after he had shot his scene and likely gotten a load shot in his ass. Now he goes home totally empty. Serves him right for being a thief.

  • Marsha Lewis

    Austin likes getting cum shot in his ass also so why he putting a guy down for liking cum in the ass. Nothing is new here, that’s what happens when u hire a drugged up druggie to do a porn shoot.

  • Marsha Lewis

    This is like me posting on facebook that I just got a brand new car without posting a picture of the car. Not even a faceless picture so we can see if he was worth it.

  • SpazMataz

    What did he try to steal? I roomed with a gay guy years ago. His friends would help themselves to my food in the fridge all the time. And he had pressured me into having sex when I first moved into his place. One day, he had baked a ton of cookies. I grabbed one. And the next day his friends were whispering I had “stole” the cookie and wouldn’t let it up. They were not cookies for a competition or anything. He eventually evicted me because I got a boyfriend, and the bf would stay over maybe 2 nights a week. Total psycho phuck. So I’m not buying this story. Just because your the home owner, doesn’t mean your fuckin innocent.