28 Things (Other Than Cocks And Dildos) Used To Fuck Gay Porn Stars, Ranked

Posted January 13, 2015 by with 38 comments

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Other than dildos, butt plugs, and human penises, what are the best things to ever be inserted into gay porn stars’ assholes? I’m glad you asked. Here are the 28 Things (Other Than Cocks And Dildos) Used To Fuck Gay Porn Stars, ranked in order of great thing to the greatest thing ever put into a gay porn star’s butt.

In case you can’t tell, the gay porn star being fucked is in parentheses, and click any object’s link to watch the trailer for that scene.

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28. Baseball Bat (Jake Perry)

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27. Cue Stick (Matt Cole)

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26. Wooden Curtain Rod (Everyone at MenOnEdge)

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25. Wrench (Dakota Wolfe)

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24. Coke Bottle (Eli Hunter)

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23. Baseball Bat (Mike DeMarko)

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22. Foosball Table (Benny G.)

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21. Mop (Tyler Sweet)

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20. Power Drill (Bryan Cole)

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19. Flashlight (Rod Daily)

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18. Flashlight (Brian Bonds)

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17. Nightstick (Johnny Rapid)

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16. Electric Bicycle Seat (Jaxton Wheeler)

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15. Antique Bull’s Horn (Phillipe Gaudin)

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14. Robert Van Damme’s Nightstick (Johnny Rapid)

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13. Telephone (Jessie Colter)

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12. Candy Cane (Deviant Otter’s fuckbuddy)

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11. Spatula (Connor Bradley)

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10. Colby Jansen’s Nightstick (Johnny Rapid)

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9. Rafael Alencar’s Nightstick (Johnny Rapid)

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8. Screwdriver (Jake Andrews)

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7. Candy Cane (Johnny Rapid)

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6. Cucumber (Derek Cameron)

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5. [TIE] Two Ears Of Corn (Jim Brantley & Sean Dickson); One Ear Of Corn (Jacob Durham)

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4. Bottle Of Jack Daniels (Damien Crosse)

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3. Machine Gun (Billy Berlin)

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2. Traffic Cone (Bryce Colby)

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1. Two Traffic Cones (Evan Matthews & Trent Bloom)

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  • Donald Horn

    #21 I call falsies. At no time during that scene did the mop handle go anywhere near Tyler’s ass. That photo must be one of the still images.

    • McM.

      Reviewed the scene. You’re right. The only thing Alexsander Freitas does with the mop is give it to Tyler Sweet after they fuck so he can clean up.

      Kirk Cummings probably hurdled it when running from the room at the beginning, but Tyler never got any part of a mop shoved up his ass. Though I’m sure he wasn’t complaining since he did get Alexsander’s wet tongue, insistent fingers, and hard cock in there.

  • Todd

    No THAT’s an ad campaign !!

  • Alan Keddie

    Mike DeMarko and Tyler Sweet, ftw.

  • Reminds me to search for some Trevor Knight porn.

  • McM.

    MMmmmm…. Jake Andrews.
    I remember him well.

  • andrew

    I have never used “toys”. Nothing goes in my butt except the cock of another guy. I don’t even like watching it in porn. It looks impersonal, silly and sometimes dangerous. Does that guy sitting on the traffic cone expect to be able to control his bowels when he reaches middle age or older? Those solid objects can also cause anal fissures, which are said to be extremely painful and require surgery to repair.

  • sxg
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    A plunger!

  • SaintMike

    gross

  • Wow, that flashlight looks really far up Rod Daily’s ass

  • robirob

    Funny, just today I (re)watched Falcon’s Afterparty and Erik Rhodes gets a champagne bottle up his ass.

    • sxg

      That’s not the only thing that Erik took up his ass. He also took a traffic cone in a scene exclusive online. He also took a nightstick while being DP’d in Asylum, and I think he has taken a flashlight as well. I do miss him, he’s one of the last greats who wasn’t afraid to push his limits.

      • robirob

        Yeah, but traffic cone and nightstick are already featured on the list while this particular type of bottle isn’t mentioned.

        Yeah, Erik, with all of his flaws, is still greatly missed.

  • GN

    ……

  • Cosmic

    Some of those guys are going to regret that in their old age when they’re carrying their colons around in a handbag.

    • dave1984

      What do you think $7 000 Birkins are for? and why Kris Jenner “needs” so many of them? Duh!

  • Odetofear

    OMG, the Rod Daily flashlight pic is so hot.

  • Entropyguy

    I do like Jessie Colter’s expression, he has exactly the right expression for taking a Nokia up his poop chute.

  • GayPupCub24

    Lmao XD what happened to using a dildo XD those items above is worse then putting vegetables up your butt.

  • nick

    Jeff Stronger took a cucumber better (IMO)