Posted December 1, 2015 by Zach with 29 comments
It’s another ode to ass from Cazwell, and for at least the third time, Boomer Banks and Tayte Hanson are there to provide the eye candy.
what’s going on between Tayte Hanson and Boomer Banks? they smooch constantly on twitter…
If you’re gonna make a video about ass, shouldn’t you hire models that have ass?
Someone else gets it!!
Preferably a big ass that doesn’t have silicone or a hundred pounds of cellulite or both (*looks at gif*).
So that rules out Rafael Alencar, Frank Valencia, Hot Rod, Diego Lauzen, Viktor Rom, Derek Parker, Matthias Von Fistenburg, and who else has a (alleged) fake ass?
@sxg and @WhimsyCotton:disqus I don’t care if it’s fake as long as it jiggles.
P.S. LEAVE DIEGO LAUZEN ALONE LOL
Diego is one of the few exceptions of the fake ass rule. Because he works out, and he works out his legs too, the fake ass doesn’t look as ridiculous as the rest mentioned.
Blood…from my ears, seriously…BLOOD!
Ummmmmm…. okay. Well, that was… a video.
I just kept thinking OMG! What horrible color schemes! Is he color blind? Does he have a neurological disorder? Is this some sort of free CGI app? Is it Video Toaster? Am I old because I remember video Toaster? And then the little glowing girl would float around like Tinkerbell. I couldn’t even focus on the butts.
i liked it when you would caution “Listen with sound off:” before subjecting one to Cazwell
Love Love Love Cazwell! …………….But not this one so much!
I also don’t get the fascination of Boomer with his clothes on.
Jesus fuck, when is this stupid fuckboy/coke head going to hang up the towel? He has literally made the same song, with the same video, for ten+
mmm that guy, back when Cazwell actually had hot guys in his videos!
Ice Cream Truck is a reminder that he needs to return to his roots–casting guys that are actually so hot the music gets scorched and drowned out.
Hell, yeah. Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Gimme some more of that!!!
This guy was always my favorite from that video!
No, that shimmy shake guy Scoot posted is.
How is Boomer Banks eye candy? He looks as if he probably smells like a porta potty.
I agree about the eye candy bit; he’d probably look better less bad without the scraggy beard.
Definitely. I just want to… https://media3.giphy.com/media/Gv3k5mLX4buWQ/giphy.gif
Where are the “asses” though?
I like flat ass and I cannot lie
flat as pancakes or a pizza pie
That when a guy walks in with a flattie-pattie ass
and some syrup for those cakes
Even when hung
Wanna spread that o-le-o
Me no gusto.
Looks like Caswell knocked this up in about 15 minutes whilst taking a shit.
Love watch Boomer “dance” – like my (dead) grandad at a wedding
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