HOT MESS: Dakota Wolfe, Tom Faulk, And Brenner Bolton Star In Men.com’s Most Ratchet Gay Porn Orgy Yet

Posted January 29, 2015 by with 22 comments

4Leave it to Men.com to take some (well, at least one or two) of the hottest guys in gay porn today, dump them all in an orgy, and still have it be one of the most unintentionally hilarious/ratchet fuckfests of all time.

You know you’re in for a treat when the scene starts out with Dakota Wolfe in some kind of physical altercation with one of the other “cowboys.” It must have been so weird for him, actually fighting with someone face to face instead of on Twitter.

1Then, things go from LOL to UGH when we see who Dakota’s top is: Jason Maddox. As fat as his cock is and as big as his balls are, after watching this scene, it’s clear that Jason is intent on retaining his title as Worst Top Of 2015.

68Luckily, powerbottom extraordinaire Brenner Bolton and his insane lust for cock make up for every dull moment in this orgy. Brenner could be fucking one of the dead tree trunks behind him (and he might as well be while he’s riding Jason Maddox) and it would still be sexy. Brenner brings out the hot slut in everyone, and for that we should all be grateful.

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But don’t even get me started on this:

82Also? Men.com is literally the #1 gay porn site in the entire world with millions of dollars to spend on production, and yet all these gay porn stars look like they’re wearing Woody costumes from ToysRUs and children’s cowboy boots from Party City.

men 37 men75Never change, Men.com.

Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Cowboy Orgy]

 

  • sxg

    At least they’re wearing their cowboy boots while naked, now that’s hot!

    • Alan

      For you, maybe… For me, it’s just another reason to avoid Men!

    • Odetofear

      I think that’s hot too.

  • Drew Barrymore

    5 beardless cowboys and no fucking horse, that’s how you ruin the remake of Brokeback Mountain.

    • zach

      Thank God there’s no fucking horse! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3p1mXHfqY

      • dave1984

        the horses would be the true stars of this fucking mess. emphasis on mess, not fucking.

      • Dazzer

        I don’t know whether laughed or I spoged first. Either way, brilliant.

  • Pearl Clutcher

    I miss Johnny Rapid. I hope he’s not done making porn.

    • Face Palm

      I can’t tell if you’re serious or not.

      • Pearl Clutcher

        I’m very serious. I hope Johnny isn’t done making porn.

  • Alias74

    Everyone looks completely bored out of their mind. PASS.

    Why does this company even exist?

    • Face Palm

      And why is it the #1 gay porn site in the world???

    • Zealot

      I believe an intern has to waive $50 bills under their noses during breaks to keep them erect (if not awake).

  • Todd

    ….. Star In Men.com’s Most WRENCHED Gay Porn Orgy Yet
    Fixed it for you, Zach

    • Sir.

      I was just about to say something like this. +1 sir.

  • McM.

    Someone needs to tell Tom Faulk that Sideshow Bob wants his shoes back!

  • andrew

    Love that 1st pic. Five hot shirtless guys. Check out Johnny Forza in particular. He’s got the perkiest pecs in porn.

  • NickDC

    Zach:
    Were these pictures Photoshopped????
    Everyone knows that Dakota Wolfe would never allow someone wearing a condom to fuck him.

  • Zealot

    Costumes by Granimals.

  • Casey Scott

    Uh-oh, tried reading Dakota Wolfe’s tweet about wearing “girl boots” in this scene and got the notice that the account has been SUSPENDED?!

    • Halnova

      I got it too…it’s back up now.

  • GayPupCub24

    I love this scene !!!!!!!!!!