Five People React To ChaosMen Trying To Pass This Model Off As A Newcomer

Posted December 19, 2016 by with 37 comments

1749_chaosmen_adair_solo_hires_020At least ChaosMen was honest earlier this month when they “introduced” solo model Ashton McKay, who had already done a million hardcore scenes at other studios. This week, it’s yet another solo scene featuring a model who has been fucking other men all year long on other sites, only this time, ChaosMen would like you to think he’s never done any of that before, and this is his very first scene. Meet “Adair,” a.k.a. gay porn star Miles Taylor:

Adair has a skater boy twink vibe going. He even showed up with his penny board. He is primarily into girls, but has messed around plenty with guys. I don’t think we can put him in any category. Mostly straight? Fluid? Open-minded? But for the videos he did, he stuck to guy on girl action. Loves watching girls take it in the ass.

Like a lot of gay porn studios, it’s been a rough 2016 for ChaosMen, so this is probably a fitting way for them to close out the year. To be fair, “Adair”/Miles Taylor is still cute, but he’s already been on GayHoopla with Kyle Dean, fucked Brandon Wilde on NextDoor, fucked Kyle Kash on GayRoom, and creampied Austin Wilde on GuysInSweatpants. So, he’ll undoubtedly be back on ChaosMen barebacking somebody else in the near future. (Unless this solo was filmed years ago and he never came back, and ChaosMen is just running out of new content to release.)

Along with the “Adair” photos below, I’ve taken the liberty of adding images of people reacting to his and ChaosMen’s claim that this is his “first time.”

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[ChaosMen: Adair/Miles Taylor]

 

  • kevin

    can we forget Colby Keller exists, already!

    • sans

      Nah

    • Mike Julius

      I second the motion.

    • Andrew S.

      that hairy trump supporter? I third the motion

  • Dale Bergman

    Barbra Streisand is at ChaosMen now.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/O5JTUePrd787S/giphy.gif

  • Trepakprince
  • sxg

    They renamed him Adair? Well that’s ironic considering that a dare is the only reason all his costars unwillingly have to look at that face as they’re getting fucked by him.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/df59301923d79c098ebe9d28cb782f65e27708b1099a898aa273e54e751af65e.gif

    • M B me

      The scene number on this solo is very low, 1749 – suggesting this has been in the can for a while. On the other hand “Ron” from last week was 1878.

      • sxg
        • Pinko of the Grange

          Chaos is know to hold back some loops for when the 5 man operation takes vacations. He is also an accountant that got into tech ones out of school.
          Numbers are important to them.

          • McM.

            If numbers are important video IDs should correspond sequentially with release dates.

            SC is worse since Mindgeek took over. I suspect someone there slams their hand on the number pad to randomly assign video IDs.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            In film production SAP is to use production date, so you can expense costs in the proper quarter.

      • Daddycub

        Agreed, this one has probably been sitting on the shelf for awhile. And maybe “Adair” got tired of waiting for GayHoopla’s fake contest to be the performer picked “at random”. Regardless, he’s not cute by any stretch of the imagination (at least in my opinion) and not a performer of any note either. Hope Chaos doesn’t bring him back as they’ve been doing pretty well lately with choosing some in my book. Not 100% but still better than most.

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  • Andrew S.

    As if anyone could forget this blobfish faced fucker? I only WISH I was seeing him for the first time

  • Xzamilloh

    You can’t pass someone like him off as a newcomer… you don’t forget that face.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduSE5Dw6aQXszja/giphy.gif

  • Scrapple

    Keegan Allen, please come get your Cobra Killer stunt double.

  • Galaxy_Scribe

    What a butterface

  • pangelboy

    That name…
    That face…
    Please try again, Chaosmen.

    http://i.giphy.com/l0IpWx8u0rT4TcVlS.gif

    • Scrapple

      Lol. I love Katya.

  • To be fair, chaosmen’s production schedule has always operated differently than most studios. Bryan tends to shoot scenes up to a year in advance in some cases, and the write-up is most likely written at the time of production, which would make sense. There are still scenes to be released Bryan has mentioned he’s already shot (more of the big-dicked Colby, for example) that were shot ages ago.

    I just don’t know how Miles Taylor or “Adair” keeps finding work. To each their own.

  • John

    He would never work for BelAmi for sure, but I find his face very appealing in a sexy dirty boy kind of way.

  • FooFight

    In that picture where’s crouching on the bed, he looks like Chris Kattan’s Mr. Peepers character. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5f99f3ad6043b4fac71e8ba8efd2ed7a16888861cf93114bb29f602dbf9b0c3f.gif

  • AussieB

    Why do you keep calling every single Model A Star? They’re not stars because they film sex on camera

  • TheThom

    Ew…