Colby Jansen Fucked In A Janitor’s Closet By A Football Player

Posted April 18, 2016 by with 29 comments

3Hard to believe that in 2016 these “Whoa, I’m straight, dude!” scenarios are still being played out in gay porn scenes, as if it’s still the 1980’s. But, that’s what we’ve got today from Men.com.

9The “straight” football jock is played by Darin Silvers, and the openly gay janitor doing the homosexual seduction is played by Colby Jansen. It’s bad enough that Men.com made the gay character in this scene a creepy pervert, but did they have to also make him a janitor? As if any self-respecting gay man would ever take a job as a janitor—so tacky!

16On the bright side, I am always here for a Colby Jansen bottoming scene, so this scene is ultimately a win for me. Just fast forward through the first five minutes.

14 21 22Here’s the trailer, which includes some absurd, jazzy piano bar music in the beginning before switching to hardcore guitar rock in the second half. The hell? (Full scene here.)

[Men.com: Darin Silvers Fucks Colby Jansen]

 

  • FieldMedic

    Always a pleasure watching Colby taking a dick!

  • It’s not really a surprise that we’re still being fed porn scenarios like this when our own collective attitude (“straight-acting” good, two legs bad) frequently plays into it. If we didn’t respond to it so well, they’d stop making it.

    Problem is, I’m probably still going to end up watching this for Colby, so there goes any protest.

  • V1

    Fuck it!
    On a Bucket!

  • sxg

    I’m just so glad Colby isn’t topping again. He’s far better as a bottom.

    And that last pic really is a great angle! It highlights his legs, ass, arm, and just enough meat that we don’t have to joke about how fat he is for porn.

    • Andrew S.

      is he really even *that* fat or is everyone just used to the sea of skinny twinks & former twinks?

  • sanfv

    FUPA

  • Maximus

    Is it safe for Darin Silvers to be handling that much weight without some sort of mechanical assistance?

    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–RWGiRFki–/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/aqqx2dchaa2g06adeyou.gif

    • sans

      Oh come on colby’s not that fat.

      • Maximus

        He didn’t used to be, but then he let himself go.

  • darkdexter

    I prefer to see him get fucked when he’s still chubby like in this video since his ass is so big and bouncy!

  • Zealot

    OH, I’m alllllllllll about destination porn. If it’s not Hot House taking us to the exotic locales of, well, wherever there are a LOT of big multi-colored cubes; Sketchy Sex taking us to the glamour of suburbia; FraternityX slinking through the urban jungles of fraternity common rooms, bathrooms and ping-pong game rooms; it’s Raging Stallion revealing the ever-changing moody landscapes populated by men in garages, men in deserted playgrounds and literally anyplace which features an abundance of men surrounded by chain-link fencing! As for MEN.com….well, no one does middle-class motel, back alleys and the whole industrial milieu as thoroughly or as convincingly. So, Colby getting fucked for like….um well pretty sure I can count them using one hand AND it’s happening in a janitor’s closet?! Book me that goddam ticket! Although I have to agree with Zach. It’s tough to picture any self-respecting gay man creeping about a janitor’s closet looking for sex with younger persons. That’s usually the hallmark of straight pedophiles like Jarred Fogle. Come to think of it, Subways are so ubiquitous I’ll bet he has one in the honors canteen area of his prison. It’s just a crying shame that Subway probably cancelled his free-subs-for-life punch card with all this uproar over his extra-curricular activities with children. Oh, but I digress. You’d pretty much expect those scampish straighties who own MEN.com to connect janitors, sex, younger man and a closet. One does what one knows I always say. But really MEN.com….if Colby’s character was actually gay, he’d own a franchise like Stanley Steamer or Colby’s Cleaning Cuties and probably just watch by closed circuit camera and jerk off while the help did all the real work. Do your homework guys! This can’t be hot if it doesn’t ring true for the homos you’re selling this stuff to. Oh, wait, or are you marketing to women using Nica Noelle’s porn model? In that case, this all makes much better sense.

    Here we see a rare departure for Hot House in set design. Connor Maguire sitting atop a large blue ball. A drastic move from hard angular shapes to the more rounded, and use of cool tones of blue as opposed to fire engine red and neon orange!

  • Trepakprince

    Colby just me another reason why I’m glad I’m not a breeder.

  • sanfv

    Heard a rumor that mindgeek is trying to absorb that food and heartbeat fetish website. Colby Jansen is slotted to be their first exclusive.

    https://media1.giphy.com/media/ZeB4HcMpsyDo4/200w.gif

  • kevin

    This scene epitomizes everything I hate about cheesy ‘main stream’ gay porn.

  • OverKill

    The scene:
    https://media.giphy.com/media/TlK63EI7rtUu9IAyxTW/giphy.gif

    It wasn’t even Colby’s fault it was Darin, who was just flat out horrible.

  • DeanD

    Colby Jansen is one of my favorite porn stars and I think he’s sexy as hell and thick in all the right ways. Especially that ass! Swoon.

  • sans

    From reading these comments people are really harsh on Colby.
    Am i the only one who is into husky meaty men?

    • Galaxy_Scribe

      nope

  • Casey Scott

    I love me some Colby, but good Lord is he a terrible bottom! I guess the money’s right, but seriously… The pictures above are better than the actual scene, which shouldn’t be surprising.

    • DeanD

      His scene with Dirk Carber was really hot except for the inconsistent editing.

  • nick

    Could they not have got a bigger guy to play the football player, he’s not very convincing, he looks like a coat hanger in the shoulder pads.
    p.s. I love Colby.

  • Msh

    According to a tweet by Colby, most of the fucking is fake.