Horse-Hung Gay-For-Pay Porn Star Cole Money Has Existential Crisis On Twitter

Posted September 21, 2015 by with 43 comments

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Having a cute face, great body, humongous dick, and being ranked #1 on the list of GayHoopla’s hottest models of all time doesn’t necessarily mean that life is easy. Even horse-hung gay-for-pay porn stars like Cole Money can have challenging days. Like, for example, today:

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More of Cole Money on GayHoopla (including a live show tonight):

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[GayHoopla: Cole Money]

 

  • sxg

    lol what??? Straight guys in Hollywood have been playing gay roles for years and no one has bitched about it! You have Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo in To Wong Foo, you have Sean Penn in Milk for which he won an Oscar for, and you have Jared Leto for Dallas Buyers Club who also won an Oscar for that role.

    As far as porn goes, it’s because y’all are fucking terrible at it. GayHoopla is notorious for having the hottest guys, but also THE WORST performers in all of gay porn, and he’s no exception. If Cole was actually good at what he did, he wouldn’t get so much shit, but he’s not a good performer, so no sympathy on my end.

    • Iain Gardener

      Dear SXG, I wouldn’t be quite so positive about Jared’s heterosexuality lol, but I agree about GH’s sex scenes, I love their solos but the action scenes are usually rather yawn inducing.

    • Mark-E-Mark

      I agree, but really, how many people watch porn for the “Verbal” acting? pffffft.

      • sxg

        I sure as fuck wasn’t talking about the dialogue in porn! Thank god you can fast forward all that nonsense shit. I’m talking about the bad kissing, bad blowjobs, bad rimmings, bad fuckings. Fast forwarding through all of that won’t save a scene, it’s just an indication that they’re just bad at having fake gay sex.

    • CK

      I agree with everything except the first paragraph. There is usually plenty of derision and criticism when gay and trans roles are played by straight, cis gendered actors. There was a lot of backlash in the Trans community over the choice of Leto to play Rayon in DBC. However, none of his detractors were well connected enough to be heard in the mainstream media.

    • *TeaCup*

      and the WORST camera man (GayHoopla), all that hotness usually is wasted, i can never retain that membership . . .

  • Alan Keddie

    Wait! Whatever happened to that HOT JJ Swift?! Dude was smoking!

    • a b

      And he behaved like a “fantasy” G4$: had actual gay sex when doing gay porn, didn’t mentioned his heterosexuality every 5/5 minutes and then nagged on twitter that people should stop making sexuality such a big deal, never posted absurdly ignorant shit on twitter (gays pretending to be str8 have it easy; str8 pretending to be gay live hell!).
      Well, at least nothing of my knowledge… can’t expect much from a GayHoopla actor.

    • andrew

      For sure, JJ Swift was awesome.

  • Lee

    So in Cole’s world if you’re not a mincing faggot you are pretending to be straight. He’s a perfect fit for the average gay porn studio, fits their mission statements to a T

    • Xzamilloh

      Yeah, but in Cole’s world, “faggot” is how you spell “forgot”

  • lance

    Grammar anyone? Reading porn stars tweets is a painful task =/

    • Mark-E-Mark

      But fucking funny as hell. Twitter is the worst thing in the world for people with actual smarts.

  • a b

    Being an homophobic douchebag is “living the fantasy” for gay men?

  • a b

    It’s hard to be true to yourself and live the Cole fantasy?
    Bitch you’re not even trying! Being an homophobic douchebag is “living the fantasy” for gay men now?

  • john

    Poor Cole…

  • Todd

    Cole’s issue is one of life’s big mysteries (NOT !!) ……. Does Cole not get how the internet and haters works ? Jeez. Or that you can’t please everyone ? (‘straight acting only’, ‘ no femmes, fats, older’)

    Whatever ….. I prefer to not know how anyone identifies themselves on social media. Do I great scene and I’m happy …

    Loving that pendulous dong in the shower though, Cole ….

    https://anaventures.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/anigif_enhanced-31652-1396556961-191.gif

  • Lemar

    Dude, you’re the gay porn industry, of course you’re going to be judged. His grammar errors distracted me from whatever point, he was trying to make. He’s leaving…oh well. See ya! *Waits for the next str8 guy*

  • Mark-E-Mark

    Dude, the University Of Poenix is right at your fingertips. I am more inclined you worry about your spelling so when you need a real job you’ll be able to, at least, fill out an application.

  • Mark-E-Mark

    Dude, the University Of Phoenix is right at your fingertips. I am more
    inclined you worry about your spelling so when you need a real job
    you’ll be able to, at least, fill out an application

    • DPS

      He could easily get a job as the jizz mopper at an adult bookstore.

  • prestes_antony

    I wish I could hear all that coming out of his mouth and looking to his face covered in cum… Now that would’ve be an oscar winning performance. Meryl what you got?

    https://media.giphy.com/media/M9cGwa9c23z6U/giphy.gif

  • That spelling is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to masturbate to.

  • slipperyslope

    “And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.”

    It’s always hard when an artistic soul finds itself at a crossroads, no?

  • OverKill

    Maybe these alleged “G4P” would help themselves if they stop saying it, having it placed in the video description that they’re “G4P”, having G4P slapped in front of their name. If they stop screaming it to high heaven, maybe they wouldn’t get so much flack. Let us have the fantasy that you’re gay and you love men and that you’re not using the gay adult industry and gay film viewers as a means to leech money off of them. *cough* Cody Cummings *cough*. Some twitter users really need to re-read their statements before posting them to check for spelling and grammatical errors.

    There’s a big difference when a straight actor plays a gay role versus fucking someone on camera. Actors are simulating sex while porn stars are really doing the act (for the most part). I’m sure Jared Leto, Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes, etc. would turn down the roles if they had to have real sex with the same gender.

  • andrew

    Live your life according to your own lights, Cole. Don’t worry about what your critics say. You can’t please everybody. It’s pointless to try.

  • RandyVandy

    Can we please make it a requirement for porn stars to pass an English language proficiency test before being allowed to post on twitter?

    • Xzamilloh

      Then the only porn stars that would be on Twitter are Kim Kardashian and Screech from Saved by the Bell… is THAT what you want???

    • VoiceofReason

      well when DUMBASS DONALD TRUMP TRASH is horrible at the English Language, can you hold porn stars to such a high prerequisite ?? :)

  • Zealot

    Hmmmm, thoughts while stroking it……Cole, you’re on social media and a porn site and do a bunch of personal appearances where you’re naked and having sex with other guys, but I don’t think that gives people a right to go poking around in my personal life. My fake life is OK, but my real personal life, NO. What’s the big deal if I want to act gay to be paid money for it as long as I know who I am, and like who I am. I like who I am, but I’m not sure I really know who I am, although I’m pretty sure I’d know me if I met me, unless I’d lost a bunch of weight or dyed my hair or something like that. But why worry, coz I’m not gay but I sometimes ACT gay and there’s a difference. Pretending that I like dick in my ass, and kissing guys and sucking cock is really hard to act out. And there’s all that lighting and people standing around….it’s just hard. IT IS! I really want my fans to reach out and support me in my appearances and online, but the FAKE me, not the REAL me. Yeah, that’s it…almost there…..

  • DPS

    Funny thing is that in his last hours in the industry he seems to be pleading to be recognized for his contribution! If his contribution were the size of his cock or equal to his incredible body they’d is a chance he could be revered. But when someone proclaims their sexuality (ad nauseam) along with crowd funding for his str8 wedding well there is little left to say when attempting to accolades from a gay audience.

    Go get married and make beautiful babies. Maybe a gay one along the way and give him a chance to show you what a porn legend is.

    FYI Cole, the difference between you and “str8 acting” gay men is that the latter is not actually a performance. It is just the perception that confuses gaydar about whether an individual is gay.

  • Oh, girl. You enjoyed it last night, didn’t you? It’s okay, we still respect you as much in the morning. You don’t have to worry. Now shut up and go back to work.

  • Hudsonman

    Simple… Porn is not a craft. In front of the camera the less said the better!

    IMHO, a guy jacking off on a gay website need not mention his “girlfriend.”

  • Bradster

    Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. Dumbass.

    And “herrased?” This is Ryan Rose level stupidity.

  • WhimsyCotton

    It’s a job. Hollywood actors should have the privacy they want. The same can be said of porn. The key word, of course, is should because unfortunately most don’t.

  • Bruser

    How one longs for the days when male prostitutes remained silent and copulated for one’s entertainment.

  • Myko

    I have no idea who he is.

  • JohnnyVooDoo

    Ive already commented on this shit on another platform. But that GIF with that load on his face and the other guy laid out on the bed is HILARIOUS.LOL. Hey dude that’s why you dont get into gay porn you fuckin doofus.

  • DEE

    he’s a cutie, I hope he gets fucked more and more

  • Spencer87

    I could give a fuck about him.I hope he goes away for good.He’s fucking one of the most boring cunts,I’ve ever seen.

  • No_No_No_Yes

    Wow. The only thing more fun than deciphering those tweets was the reality that this guy is so woefully out of touch with himself. Given the fact he is pretty into himself that is. Now, set aside the fact that every time he opens his mouth a Prada handbag falls out – and the fact he sucks cock and takes an occasional cock up his man snatch – he is like every other straight guy out there.. except for the spelling. I’m sorry, I must have missed the line in the man code that said as long as you were making money it was perfectly cool to ride a dick. Pretty much all of the straight guys I know would rather scrub port-a- johns with their own tooth brushes for minimum wage, and ride their ten speeds home to the trailer they can afford. There is more to this than money – and that goes for all of them. You are at the very least Bi, or worse yet still closeted mentally despite having gay sex publicly for money. So some of them are married.. I know a few gay men who are still married and have what the neighbors think is a normal life. Dude, if going to work has you naked and ass up waiting for the giant cock to impale you – snap the fuck out of it, you are gay. If the last thing you did before you went to lunch with the girlfriend was wipe some guys load off your face.. GAY. You’re fucking GAY. If.. oh what the fuck I am sure you get the picture. If you can’t be honest with yourselves and own it like the great big honking queens that you are, how do you expect ANYONE to accept you? The fact of the matter is – I could give less than half a shit what you do with your personal time, hell I try to finish up before you start talking again coz your nelly voice just ruins the whole manly hairy thing you got goin on.

    • VoiceofReason

      you certainly NAILED that ! so TRUE.. now you can nail mr big dick cole ! :)

  • jokehb

    Cole..baby I personally regard your work as a performance and not as a commtted life style. For me so long as you are a good looking guy with a great body and a sensational ass that is ready to take substantial cocks you are ok with me. But the attitude that implies anal sex is only a gay thing is bullshit straight people guys and girls frequently engage in anal sex which is why even though you are with a guy your anus is ready willing and able !!!! also to deny you are enjoying it is hard to believe when it produces an orgasm. WHO DOESN’T ENJOY AN ORGASM !!!! Here is hoping to see that tucus gets plowed on a regular basis and if not perhaps an occassional spanking.