Cybersocket Awards: Who Will Win, Who Should Win, And Who Doesn’t Stand A Chance In Hell
It’s an annual tradition for me to try and predict the basically unpredictable Cybersocket Award winners, so let’s get to it. The winners are, in my opinion, usually based on a combination of two things: Which studio spent the most money buying ads in Cybersocket magazine, and which performer/studio actually got the most fan votes. They try to be fair and they sometimes are, but let’s be real.
That said, the party and ceremony are always a blast, and it’s a great opportunity for a bunch of crazy people to get together and get blackout drunk, myself included. Follow me on Twitter tonight for live/drunk tweets from the show.
As I say every year: I’m usually about 99% wrong, so keep that in mind. “Who Will Win” is based on who I really think will win; “Who Should Win” is who I think is most deserving of a win; “No Guts, No Glory” is who I think doesn’t stand a chance in Hell.
Best Porn Review Site
Men On The Net
Nick Young XXX
Gay Porn Times
Just Us Boys
Diesel Washington XXX
Gay Daily Hot
Dewayne In SD
You Love Gay Porn
Hairy Dads & Co
Gay Porn Blog
Queer Me Now
Twisted DNA 46XY Blog
The Gay Republic
Give Me Gay Porn
Who Will Win: 1/2 of these sites don’t even publish on a daily basis. Some have stopped publishing all together. Maybe they’ll give it to QueerMeNow since he gets a lot of traffic and is always nice to everybody?
Who Should Win: The Sword. If it does, should I storm the stage and make a speech? The nomination did come out while I was still editor of the site…
No Guts, No Glory: The hell is Twisted DNA 46XY Blog?
Best Video Site
Lucas Kazan Productions
Raging Stallion Studios
Next Door Buddies
Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty
Dirty Boy Video
Channel 1 Releasing
You Love Jack
COLT Studio Group
Bel Ami Online
Broke Straight Boys
Jet Set Men
Who Will Win: Since they nominated literally every website in existence, your guess is as good as mine. Probably Men.com, since they’ve got all that straight porn money.
Who Should Win: Based on consistency and overall hotness of models, Sean Cody or CockyBoys.
No Guts, No Glory: Jet Set Men, which hasn’t produced a movie since April 2013.
Best New Pornstar
Tanner (Sean Cody)
Mike de Marko
Who Will Win: They always pick two, so I’m guessing Levi Karter (who was inescapable last year) and Connor Kline (because he knows how to rally his fans).
Who Should Win: He really did have a great year, so Connor Kline for one. The other one? Obviously, Duncan Black.
No Guts, No Glory: Kirk Cummings, who has been doing gay porn since 2008.
Best Sex Scene
Original Sinners with Adam Killiam, Diego Lauyer and Wagner Victoria – Lucas Entertainment
The Game with Connor Kline and Austin Wilde – Guys In Sweatpants
The Subservient with Adrian Toledo and Adam Wirthmore – Menatplay
Dorm Life 5; Scene 6 with Fine Charles, Sorm, Shorte Jo, Shiri Pimp, Lance Markell, Adrian, Sexy Husttall – Flavaworks
Circus Stud with Curved Cock Fucks Long Haired Tatted Rocker with Jace and Murphy Maxwell – Alternadudes
Top To Bottom with Topher DiMaggio and Paddy O’Brian – Men.com “Men of UK”
At The Ready 3 with Bailey and Kaden – Active Duty
Behind The Big Top with James Jameson and Dale Cooper – Raging Stallion Studios
Muscle Bound with Trenton Ducati and Ryan Rose – Falcon Studios
Sweat Box with Tate Ryder, Sean Duran, and Jeremy Stevens – Dominic Ford
Liam Cole’s Out Laws; Scene 4 with Steve Hook and Amy Field – Treasure Island Media
The Helix Live Show Orgy with Max Carter, Kyle Ross, Jess Montgomery, Aiden Summers, Klye Ash, Dominic Jones and Chase Young – Helix Studios
Cruising for A Breeding; Scene 4 “It’s 27 Feet Away” with Antonio Biaggi and Dylan Hyde – Bareback RT Media
Christian Wilde Bottoms for First Time for Austin Wilde with Christian Wilde and Austin Wilde – NakedSword
“Snatched” Double Penetration Scene with Luke Colts, Desmond, Billy Rubins – Bulldog XXX It’s Snatched
Orgy Scene in Fucked By Our Dads with Adam Russo, Doug Acre, Mike Demarko, Rex Roddick, Mitch Vaugh – Catalina/Channel 1 Releasing
Tate Bangs Dominic Poolside with Tate Ryder and Dominic Pacifico – Dominic Pacifico
Muscle Ridge with Adam Champ and Trenton Ducati – COLT Studio Group
Christopher Daniels and CJ Madison from Teddy Bears with Christopher Daniels and CJ Madison – Channel 1 Releasing
Grind House; Scene 4 “Threeway – Live Shoot” with Adam Killian, Trenton Ducati and Jake Genesis – NakedSword
Mick, Kevin and Gino “An American in Prague: The Remake” with Mick Lovell, Kevin Warhol and Gino Mosca – Belami
Clayton’s Birthday Threeway with Clayton Archer, Bradley Rose and Fabian – Dirty Tony
My Doctor Sucks; Scene 3 with Angel Rock, Brandon Jones and Lance Luciano – Hot House Studios
The Dungeon Club “Nine Man Orgy” with johnny Torque, James Jameson, Tyler Toro, Donny Wright, James Huntsman, Cameron Foster, Brody Wilder, Campbell Stevens, Connor Maguire – Next Door Studios
Jack Deckard, Rogan Richards and Austin Merrick with Jack Deckard, Rogan Richards and Austin Merrick – Cocksure Men
Austin Wolfe and Caleb Strong with Austin Wolfe and Kaleb Strong – Randy Blue
Paul Cannon and Ian Dempsy with Paul Cannon and Ian Dempsy – Broke Straight Boys
Smith and Quinn with Smith and Quinn – Corbin Fisher
“First Time: Part II Chapter 4” with Michael Cash, Donato Rayes, Aymeric DeVille and Sergio Serrano – Kristin Bjorn
Axel, Christian and Robbie Threesome with Axel Rhodes, Christian Chase and Robbie Callahan – CitiBoyz
The Muse: Goran, Donato and Damien with Goran, Donato Reyes, and Damien Crosse – Stag Homme Studios
“Wank In The Woods II: Part 2 Cam” with Pavel Matovus, Oleg karmic, Krystof Nicolas, Tadevsz Tesar, Boris Mateo, Eric Flower, Jakuv Costka, Roland Volker, Vikto Vesely, Kristian Dubcek and Joska Kalvoda
Anton Dickson and Andy O’Neil – Fresh SX
Road trip; Eps 4 with Jake Bass, Max Ryder and Kevin Warhol – Cocky Boys
Grant and Ashton with Grant and Ashton – Sean Cody
Rafael and Jesse: All Of It with Rafael Carrera and Jesse Santana – Raw Fuck Club
Waxed with Brett Summers & Johnny Torque – Jet Set Men
Who Will Win: Are you even still here after scrolling through that mess? IDK, the one with Ryan Rose and Trenton Ducati seems like a safe bet.
Who Should Win: I might be biased since I wrote the scene, but Christian Wilde’s first time bottoming for Austin Wilde in Golden Gate should win.
No Guts, No Glory: As amazing as I’m sure it was, Circus Stud with Curved Cock Fucks Long Haired Tatted Rocker won’t be snatching any trophies tonight.
Movie or Web Series of the Year
Fire Island – Dominic Ford
First Time – Kristin Bjorn
Wank In The Woods II – William Higgins
The Haunting – Cocky Boys
Original Sinners – Lucas Entertainment
Dorm Life 5 – Flavaworks
Diary of A Bitch Bottom – Alternadudes
Real House Husbands of Miami – Phoenixx Studio
Mating Season – Blake Mason
Reinlisted – Active Duty
The Woods I and II – Raging Stallion Studios
Tahoe: Snow Packed/Tahoe: Snow Plowed – Falcon Studios
SLAMMED – Treasure Island Media
Helix Academy – Helix Studios
Prison Shower – Men.com
Cruising for a Breeding – Studios Bareback RT Media
Golden Gate Season 5: The Coverup – NakedSword
Birthday Boy – Eurocreme
London Spunked – All Worlds Video / C1R Releasing
Flexxx Extreme – Pacifico Entertainment
Off The Hook – Buckshot
Armour – COLT Studio Group
An American In Prague 3D – BelAmi
The Dom/The Sub – Hot House Studios
The Buddy System – Next Door Studios
Devil Dawgs Dominate – All American Heros
Silence of the Cams – Dominic Ford
Bad Boys – CitiBoyz
Gods of Porn – Stag Homme Studios/Raging Stallion
A Monster Inside Me III – Dark Alley Media
The Ultimate Top – Jet Set Men
Who Will Win: Helix Academy. They won last year, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they $omehow pulled it off again.
Who Should Win: Treasure Island Media’s Slammed. Just kidding. As much as I love shooting up meth and barebacking, I’m gonna have to go with the stunning and genre-busting The Haunting. It’s almost kind of embarrassing that it’s in the same category with some of this other garbage.
No Guts, No Glory: Silence of the Cams? The Ultimate Top? Diary Of A Bitch Bottom? The possibilities are endless.
Best Porn Star
Brandon (Sean Cody)
Who Will Win: Regrettably, Paddy O’Brian.
Who Should Win: Topher DiMaggio or Jimmy Fanz. Or Jake Bass or Max Ryder. Or Johnny Rapid. Shit, even Johnny Torque! Anyone but Paddy, please.
No Guts, No Glory: Fostter Riviera?
Chi Chi LaRue
Who Will Win: Trenton Ducati
Who Should Win: If this were for “Worst” Personality I’d say myself, so maybe Sister Roma?
No Guts, No Glory: Marc Dylan