10 Things Hiding Underneath Deviant Otter’s Hat, Ranked

Posted July 13, 2015 by with 34 comments

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Deviant Otter’s new bareback fuckfest (trailer below) is the second time that Deviant Otter has performed in a scene with Eli Hunter, and it’s the 80 millionth time that Deviant Otter has performed in a scene with a hat.

Just what exactly is hiding underneath the hat on Deviant Otter’s head (and how in the world does the hat always stay on without falling off, even while Deviant Otter is being slammed raw by giant cocks?)? Here are the top 10 things that might be hiding underneath Deviant Otter’s hat, ranked in order of least likely to be hiding under Deviant Otter’s hat to most likely to be hiding under Deviant Otter’s hat.

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10. Condoms.

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9. His phone.

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7. Poppers.

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6. A glass of pee (in case he get gets thirsty).

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5. Molly.

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3. Cigarettes.

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2. Truvada.

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1. Bravo Delta.

And:

Today’s bareback threesome with Eli Hunter and an unidentified gay porn star, in which everybody creampies each other (watch full scene here):

[DeviantOtter.com: Bareback Three-Way]

 

  • moondoggy

    11. Smelling salts for when Eli’s cumshot causes me to pass out.

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3668693/jenifer-lewis-o.gif

    • NG212

      Mess.

  • R.A.M.J

    The poppers are a turn off, but I’m going with cigarettes

    • Stacy

      I’m gonna say…

  • Lee

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s not soap or deodorant

  • McM.

    Deviant Otter probably could hide Bravo Delta underneath that hat. He’s not a big guy.

    • MimiB

      In certain areas Bravo is very big…

      • McM.

        Yep, and his cock is more impressive due to proportion. Guys like Bravo Delta, Armond Rizzo, and Sebastian Kross all have big cocks, though I also realize those tools stand out more because of their stature. Same thing with those slender Bel Ami guys, their cocks just look bigger on them.

  • erexshawn

    I’m going with bald spot. but I would find that sexy as hell

    • sxg

      I agree the more you try to hide your balding the worse you make it look, like Austin Wolf. If you’re that embarrassed about it, then do something about it, use your whoring money to buy you some new hair. Or better yet, create a GoFundMe page for your cause!

      • Tim

        He’s a bald as a coot under there. There are pictures of him somewhere on the web that I’ve seen, with him on another porn website in some scuzzy reality porn, and he’s without the dreadful cap. He’s not hot bald, at all, shall we leave it at that…

  • Russell47

    I bet the same thing is hiding in Tommy Defendi’s beard

  • James

    11

  • Donkeyteefus

    Can the next list be what products does Rocco Steele use to dye his hair? (shoe polish, tar, squid ink, soot, ……)

  • sxg

    Oh god, will a pornstar PLEASE beat their girlfriend/boyfriend up, molest an underage boy, extort a multi-millionaire, or start a twitter feud with another pornstar or Zach himself before he creates more of these buzzfeed-like posts???
    http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oprah-tears-tissue.gif

  • Todd

    The longest healing hair plugs EVER ….. or a piece from the Donald Trump wig collection. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/2168894/donald-trump-o.gif

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    • Hunter O’Porn

      I don’t know what that has to do with this post but thank you for posting it. Had to google this and it’s Mark Selby a professional snooker player.

      • beariac

        Things under DO’s hat: a snooker player lining up the cue ball. (the smooth, shiny white one). MS’s butt is a pleasant distraction.

        • Hunter O’Porn

          Stupid me. I think MS’s ass caused me to loose my train of thought.

  • Dazzer

    It’s probably a rat pulling his hair to make him do things.

    It makes his sex a bit grody, but his ratatouille is to die for.

  • stephen

    aw, I miss seing Bravo’s butt
    only thing better than the rear is the front

  • Mike Julius

    Notice hair wasn’t one of the items. lol

  • Zealot

    All that sex requires steady nourishment…

  • JohnnyVooDoo

    In all honesty we should all know at this point he is pre mature balding and I personally wouldn’t poke fun at this simply because as men we all know its s big fear for us. He is pretty average looking in general — now add that into a balding spot. And besides just how many guys are into balding men — balding men don’t even like balding men.. There is NOTHING he can do about this besides try an adopt a new look and make it work for him the best way possible….It has yet to happen to me yet but who knows what could happen the next month, week or year. Leave it alone.

    • Bull

      Hey! I like bald guys! Whether they are shaved,balding or as smooth as a bowling ball. I think it’s hot.

    • disqus_9xayOTnP13

      Johnny do you live in Weho, because that is the only place on the Earth that he is “average”.

  • beariac

    maybe there’s a tattoo he regrets

    http://i.imgur.com/MjRGQa3.jpg

  • Caleb Exhem

    Ohmgee where has BD been ????

  • Nickolas