Gay Porn Newcomer Eric Andrews Converts Straight Guy Diego Sans Into A Raging Homosexual

Posted April 24, 2016 by with 43 comments

11Last week, I observed how crazy (and boring) it was that we were still seeing gay porn scenes with these “Wait, bro, I’m straight!” scenarios. Well, now it’s time for another one.

8This time, Diego Sans plays the straight guy, and newcomer Eric Andrews is the perverted homo who seduces Diego over to the dark side, i.e., gay butt sex.

6For all the straight men who read Str8UpGayPorn, is Eric Andrews hot enough to turn you into a flaming homosexual?

Would you eat his ass?

14Normally these “straight guy” set-ups are tired as fuck, but for some reason, this one is actually good? Maybe it’s due to the hotness of Diego Sans (who passes as hetero pretty well), or maybe it’s because we all know that Diego Sans is actually gay IRL, so there’s actually nothing to be offended by.

18Here’s the trailer (full scene here). When gay-for-pay guys have to act in these scenarios, it’s corny as hell and a turn off, but this actually works for me:

[Men.com: Diego Sans Fucks Eric Andrews]

  • Jace

    And yet it’s the ‘gay’ guy who can’t get a boner.

    • Casey Scott

      LOL yeah that always gets me in these Men.com scenes. That or the ‘gay’ guy can’t suck dick or eat ass or refuses to kiss.

    • john

    • CA

      Ha, did he cum in this? I’ve seen him in two other scenes–no ejac.

  • GN

    Can we stop already with the cliché “convert straight guy to gay guy” trope that’s so common in gay porn? I don’t understand why it’s so popular, except to closet cases.

    • OFFS, really? Must we project a lot of assumptions about what turns other people on? I’m sorry, I’m happily out and thrilled with it, and yes, I like the “wait, bro, I’m straight” storyline… as fantasy. It’s fun, it gives the plot some drama, and, well, in the fantasy, we win. What’s not to like? I find the interest these days in the deeply literal – no GFP, no “wait bro, I’m straight” – so literal and so unimaginative. And of course, this literalness is its own lie – this isn’t what we look like, this isn’t how most of us have sex, they’re not broke… and on and on. Obviously, if the studios are putting it out, there’s a market for it – someone finds this attractive, hot, compelling… whatever. I’ve long ago given up on what people see in hairy muscle guys, just cause it’s not my scene doesn’t mean it’s not for anyone. So yeah, there are guys who like “wait, bro, I’m straight” and don’t need everything sexy to fit our real life politics. Dream bigger.

  • Xzamilloh

    I have seen too many interviews with Diego Sans to believe the “straight guy” routine. I love me some Diego, but…

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5j90yVBh81ry4fzuo1_400.gif

  • DarkEnerjak

    Saw all of Eric’s scenes and he can’t keep a boner in any of them smh

  • Scrapple
    • robirob

      Upvote for the great gif.

  • Zealot

    Well, leave it to Super Curmudgeon to find something not to like with this scene. I guess this brings up something that’s been boiling inside me for awhile. I’m getting fed up with straight people fucking up what they can of our culture. And YEP, I’m going to include gay porn in that. But you can also look to mainstream productions like “300” (co-opting the homosexual Spartan warrior couples as straight family men); and “DaVinci’s Demons” (don’t even get me started on that steaming pile of crap)….. for other examples. So congratulations straight folks and self-hating gay people for continuing a tired old scenario in gay porn which should have died quietly 5 years ago. You want to know why I don’t buy porn. THIS. I don’t see myself reflected in anything being produced today. I don’t see proud gay men celebrating their sexuality, sensuality and supporting each other emotionally in a beautiful way. If you want to see a straight guy drill another guy until his teeth chatter on an impersonal-looking industrial set….congrats, you should never run out of product! In fact, I realized the other day that porn doesn’t even get me hard anymore. I watch it and it’s like “meh, that happened”. If I go back to anything regularly for enjoyment, I go to Brentwood, Target, Bullet and Colt. I also give deference to Pantheon Men and Hot Older Male also. But a lot of what is coming out of porn-ville today is literally laughable. If producers want me to part with some cash for new porn, I can tell them plainly….”you’re Hell and gone from where you need to be for that to happen!”

    BTW- Diego Sans is hot as fuck and passing him as straight in this scene pisses me off more than I can express.

    • Galaxy_Scribe

      … … … …

    • a b

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      • IdidthatOnce

        Bitch, if these sites get shut down, I’m coming after you!

        • a b

          Bitch please, it’s not like Nica CrazyTits or any other porn overlord never heard of those sites. Anyway, talking about the shutting down of porn vids over DMCA claims, you kids can prevent your favorite scenes from being lost forever by downloading it. It’s difficult to find torrents of rare gay porn scenes, but you can download directly from tube sites with the mozilla app DownloadHelper. Some sites like pornhub and xvideos also allow registred members to download it without any app.

        • PreludeToA

          tell her to bring them back!!!!

  • Tim

    it is the reverse pagentry of it all, I think. Diego is the perfect guy (at least on paper) because he is sexy as hell, actually seems to have a soul, and is actually gay. So seeing him play that role mocks the role, while still being hot.

  • SaintMike

    ….um Diego’s hair….? no.

    • nick

      I know, right, wtf, it’s like a crash helmet.

  • Maximus

    To the person who came up with this premise:

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/zpIknOtagCpby/giphy.gif

  • snoopyfo

    I just can’t wait for this “i seduced a straight guy” fantasy goes away, is such a cliche, is not sexy nor hot

    • Xzamilloh

      Yeah, I got the whole “wanting what you can’t have” thing out of my system when I realized how pathetic it was to pine after a guy who isn’t even gay, or to try and “turn him.”

  • Andre
  • Xzamilloh

    It got old with Cody Cummings, and it’s even older now, even with a gay guy playing(?) straight.

  • Pertinax

    Maybe the message here is : ” You can’t turn a straight into gay, but at least with the right fag you can induce him to try. “

  • Xavier

    Gay people are pathetic, constantly fawning over straights and bisexuals as if it will actually amount to something. Gay porn studios only continue to put out porn like this because gay people pay to see it. It’s the same reason why Sean Cody tried to make Devon Hunter say he was bi because it would sell better. Until Gay men get their shit together and get rif of there “straight men thirst”, these scenes will continue to be produced.

    • Gazzaq

      Agreed but I do love seeing ‘Straight Men Fucking or being Fucked’.

    • Eric AS

      I think you’re pathetic for debasing our entire varied sexuality because of a prevalent fantasy developed while many gays grew up lusting after closet cases and dudes who were trying stuff out themselves. As well as a large contingent of the smut made for us by straight owned studios feature the same old story.

      • Xavier

        Oh boo hoo “many gays grew up lusting after closet cases” … yea duhh thats the point ! You’re adding to my point. Yes gays have been “growing up” lusting for those types far too long. it’s time for them to grow the fuck up and get over their “straightness” complex. It’s ridiculous and just adds to the stereotype that what gays really want is a straight man or to turn a straight man gay. Homophobic straight men in general already think that gays are lusting after their cock by default and this kind of thing just proves them right.

  • Zac

    Is Diego ever going to bottom for Men?

    • sanfv

      If Zach and everyone else didn’t block that angry Bulgarian guy that freaks the fuck out about Diego, mark and diegos sister, he would’ve written a 7 paragraph rant at your comment.

      But to add to your comment, who knows!

    • Gazzaq

      I hope not as he is a good top. Normally I would shout Get to the Bottom, but he’s ok in the position he plays in.

  • sanfv

    Wait, how long have we been able to turn straight men gay? Can straight women make us straight? How do I get this power?

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/SKGo6OYe24EBG/200w.gif

  • Corax95

    Diego playing straight?

    Not physically possible ever since his performance in this video!

    http://38.media.tumblr.com/51ed6d419f005f49842ac86e38cd0f7b/tumblr_nbaeworEWd1rnb8tio1_400.gif

  • kkdd1

    Diego put up quite a struggle oh BTW Zach Diego was as convincing as a 4 dollar bill !

  • robirob

    I appreciate the absurdity of the whole set up, but then it’s Men.com which makes sure that it doesn’t go too over the top and therefore just limbs on with this sad attempt of a joke as a set up and you are left with paint by numbers sex positions. Men.com just can’t satisfy .. well, me (I don’t know about others).

  • YEAH…not a good sign if one of your performers is “pinching it up” in the press photo.

    *sigh* When will Men stop it’s lame porn by numbers?

  • a b

    The only scenario I want to see straight people in porn is like when Sadistic Satyrs abuse some straight loser. Fringe porn, but actually more similar to how gay-for-pay actually is in reality then this bs men dot com sells.

  • Dot Beech

    Diego may really be straight because that hair cut is for shit.

  • Andrew S.

    If MEN.com could cut these pre-scene monologues that seem to be their trend for scenes this year I think a lot of their work would be better for it.

    except for the Batman Vs. Superman series – ain’t no savin’ that.