Exclusive: I Went To The CockyBoys Party And I Don’t Remember Anything

Posted March 22, 2014 by with 18 comments

cockycoverAfter presenting an award at the Hookies and spending at least seven thousand dollars on vodka, I think I got into a cab and went to the CockyBoys party up the street? There were pics/videos on my phone, so I guess I was there? I don’t remember anything that happened after 11pm.

Dear Armond Rizzo, Ricky Roman, and Levi Michaels: I’m sorry if I said or did anything inappropriate.

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Dear Ricky Roman: I was basically stalking you all night, and I feel that I owe you an apology.

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Dear Ricky: I’m also sorry for intruding on what was obviously a private and intimate moment! What is wrong with me??

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I’m sorry, Kinky Cody. I’m sorry, person Ricky Roman was kissing. I’m sorry, Ricky Roman!

IMG_6569Dear Darius Ferdynand, Miss Martine, and Bravo Delta: I’m sorry! (I don’t know what for, but I’m sure I did something horribly offensive after I took these pictures.)

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Dear Duncan Black: I’m sorry that the lady behind you is texting someone when she should clearly be paying attention to your award-winning ass.

IMG_6538I’m so sorry, everyone! I’m never drinking again (until next weekend at the Phoenix Forum).

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AND:

CockyBoys held their “So You Wanna Be A CockyBoy” contest, and the winner was someone else I probably need to apologize to, Tayte Hanson. Here’s Tayte winning and with Levi Karter (I’m sorry to Levi, too), and then one of his Twitter pics: BjVrJ6TIAAAmf-d BjVy0zxIYAAWY-KBjUNIQ8IcAEugui

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