Wait, Now Family Dick Is Releasing Scenes That Do NOT Feature Family Members Fucking?

Posted September 22, 2017 by with 32 comments

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Last Friday, new gay porn studio Family Dick launched with several scenes featuring pretend male family members (step dads and sons, uncles and nephews, cousins, brothers, etc.) fucking, but now, just one week later, the studio has released a scene featuring two men fucking bareback who are NOT family members.

This scene, entitled “Massage From His Uncle’s Friend,” features exactly that, someone receiving a massage from a friend of a family member, not an actual family member. So, for people expecting to see family members fucking, this might be slightly offensive. Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Family Dick: Massage From His Uncle’s Friend]

Has Family Dick let down viewers who were promised family members fucking? Or, is this just a special occasion, with a return to normalcy and family members fucking next week?

  • Miloš Del Rey

    I came to catch up on gay porn news but instead I found a reason to turn to the lord.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35fc2fb00d25faa3ec3e08ca14642072dee391044f4421d4e0cce6f0455e5f4a.jpg

    This site is literally a broke version of mormon boyz with stories pulled from Nicas diary. Yall can keep it.

    • byeberlin

      Pretty sure it’s the same company just different branding.

  • C A

    Actually there was a scene this where the step dad pimped out the stepson. Also, there is a scene where the doctor fucksmthe steppsom im front of the father after he discovers there relationship. So, this is another one they can add to the list.

    • Hari Kalyan

      I was accosted by a clip of the doctor’s office scene on tumblr. And yeah pretty sure this site is gonna get shut down soon if they keep doing scenes like that. Creepy is an understatement.

  • CamCam

    Still not interesting enough to want to watch IMO 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • DaveAtom

    =|
    This is less creepy than the others, but still…

  • nick

    “Acquaintance Dick” ?
    No, it’s too much of a mouthful.

  • Xzamilloh
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  • wincrasher

    Have some imagination! In future videos, the young man finds out the older guy is really his mom’s one-night stand from many years ago. He’s his long lost daddy! Of course now that he knows, they fuck again with real passion. Duh!

  • scorpio

    Has Zach let down his readers by constantly advertising that site after calling them “the most insane and uncomfortable videos I’ve seen in years” and saying he’d be needing to shower in bleach for days?

  • Zealot

    What Becomes a Family Dick Most?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ebdd9c06f0eb13956b8a9b58eb2a57bcd491e45284850c8cec7f558ad6ab5b05.gif

    Eustice “Tubby” McGuirk once had to sit all to himself on Saturday nights. Lonely, hungry, sad. Then, he stumbled upon Family Dick and his world changed for the better. Strange stirrings began in his “special place”, and he started thinkin’, “Why can’t I go out and find a relative that I can go off and have some hootin’, hollerin’ fun with? But Tubby couldn’t think of any relatives near enough by, livin’ so far back in the holler’ that it took a four days as the crow flies to get to his place from the nearest interstate. What to do? Then it hit him. So he says to himself, “Tubby” (coz there twerent no other folk around to say it to him), he says, “Tubby, why don’t you go and jest adopt them animals our there in the pen? I mean, there as good as family to ya. Right!?” So once the thumbprint was dry on them adoption papers, Tubby was wed in a simple country ceremony, after which he, Ruby, Kortney and Bobby Jo decided it was nigh-on time to start the honeymoon!

    • Maximus

      “Kortney”? I want to throw Kardashian shade, but I’m not sure that you would appreciate it.

      • Zealot

        Well….I appreciate any Kartrashian reference. I felt Tubby was the kind of guy who would name his goat-wives after famous pop culture gals he got the tunny stirrings for.

        • Maximus

          Well, in that case, I was going to say, “I assume that Kortney is the large one in the background.”

    • NIFP

      Your redneck patois is close but not quite there yet. Still, I had a good laugh! I wonder if he was in Butcher Holler? If so, why couldn’t he find him a Coal Miner’s Daughter to adopt?

      • Zealot

        Thanks. I’ll take the “not quite there yet” as a compliment. I mean, one must identify somewhat with their subject to be true to them and I must admit…I’m from a small town but I was never redneck. But I’m not judging by any means. I just came out of the womb asking for a Perrier with a twist and it’s been like that ever since.

  • Jose

    ‘Wow kiddo, that’s not how your mom used to do it.’
    ‘So do you like it, daddy Do you like my tight ass?’

  • Jace

    Hey, it’s only family members pimping out their teen nephews to friends. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/780b91d9a6dac42c1d6297465cdc0767c3651df28342503e3da529869e6a5bf3.gif

  • Pinko of the Grange

    Massage scenes are so cliche to start with.

  • c_find

    It’s like Helix meets Titan

  • freater

    Come on! Stick with your genre!

  • Maximus

    This isn’t any better. It’s not unheard of for child sexual predators to share their victims with other child sexual predators. This studio needs to be shut down. I bet that Jeff Sessions would be happy to make that happen.

  • Donald Horn

    The scene was actually pretty good.

  • Chip Winter

    Really people? How gullible are you? These are ACTORS, and so long as the actors are ACTUALLY 18+, it doesn’t matter what “relationship” the script puts them in. Half (or more) of the guys you see in gay porn are str8 or bi “in real life”.
    PORN IS FANTASY ENTERTAINMENT. When you lose sight of that, you (the consumer) are in trouble.

    • Chuckles Hotzenpfeff

      Yes, but if your fantasy is to fuck your tween stepson, you (the consumer) may be in even more trouble.

      • Chip Winter

        If your fantasy is to fuck Justin Bieber (ewww), and you get off on watching guys who LOOK LIKE him, you’re fine. If you later accost Mr. Bieber and try to rip his clothes off, well you were sick in the head LONG BEFORE you started fantasizing about Justin, and you will rightfully get some time away to work out your issues!

        The same goes with fantasizing about your nephew, cousin, dad, or son. So long as it remains a FANTASY, you’re fine! Lots of people enjoy fantasy about things they would never ACTUALLY do, and that’s fine too. However, if you let it go into action, you can be in trouble — but isn’t that true of MOST fantasies? Fantasize about living in King Arthur’s time and play at sword play and have a grand old time! Actually kill someone with a broadsword while pretending to be Friar Tuck, and let’s hope you can find a good lawyer.

        Gay Porn has a LONG history of putting actors who look similar together and calling them brothers or cousins. People were aghast (rightfully so, IMHO) when Bel Ami cast ACTUAL TWINS together! For me, the use of ACTUAL BLOOD RELATIVES went too far… but this is America, and it didn’t break any laws (they WERE adults, even if juiced up on steroids – but that’s another discussion), so I was free to NOT WATCH those videos.

        If the IDEA of pimping out your son to a neighbor is abhorrent to you, choose another porn site! If you can fantasize about it without ACTUALLY asking your neighbor if you can fuck his son (or asking your neighbor if he wants to fuck YOUR son) — keeping it as just a fantasy, well then this is a free country and enjoy this site!

  • Gendarme

    Will they change their name to “Family And Friends Dick”?