Quick Poll: Will You Jerk Off To Gay Porn Featuring Pretend Dogs?

Posted November 1, 2017 by with 37 comments

91474_07Halloween is over, but Hot House’s dog porn parody continues today, this time with a dog owner played by Seth Santoro and a dog played by Beaux Banks.

91474_09 91474_04On the one hand, this scene is disappointing given that Beaux Banks’ cute face is completely covered up by a dog mask. But, on the other hand, Beaux’s dog tongue, dog howling, and dog whimpering while being fucked by Seth Santoro is funny/hot.

91474_11 91474_12 91474_13Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Hot House: Seth Santoro Fucks Beaux Banks]

Last time I checked, the primary goal of a gay porn studio is to make content that people can jerk off to. Can you jerk off to gay porn stars pretending to be dogs?


 

  • FrenchBug

    I fully understand the mockery but to my astonishment, this dogplay thing is actually really popular among a certain subset of BDSM-enjoying gay men. I know many who are into it.
    Granted, I live in San Francisco but often what’s openly popular in the gay community here is popular everywhere else, just on the downlow in less, hum, “open-minded” cities.

    • c_find

      I think you are right I think pup play is the new in Fetish. It’s pretty popular in my City as well.

  • czer

    WOOF!!

  • nick

    It’s harmless fun (unless I don’t quite know what’s involved)

    • The Deacon

      I agree that the production value – set and dog paraphanalia – are top notch. While I find the dog “costume” intriguing to look at and the dog ‘acting” engaging and cute, I personally don’t find it sexy. That said, I do promote playful sex……so thumbs up, just not for me.

  • phresh

    No, I barely jackoff to porn featuring pretend gays, much less a damn dog.

    • Baradude

      Same here I’m never seen the whole furry play to be sexy it just seems kinda weird and off-putting

  • badgamer1967
  • KP

    Its like men in pantyhose freaky/silly but definitely not for me. Am I a bad gay because I don’t like worshiping feet?

    • Pinko of the Grange

      No,
      Judging others that do, not that you did, that is a horse of a different color.

  • Trepakprince

    In my private life, I love pup play but it just looks weird seeing video proof of it.

  • Schnitzel

    It is not mine to say what turns on others and this is no exception. But the role playing of a doglike behavior mixed with sexual acts is not really appealing to me. I love my dogs and we have a loving bond. This type of scene is just not a click for me.

  • Xzamilloh

    Not even Beaux Banks can make this watchable. But, that ass, though… I could watch that jiggle all day

    • Zealot

      …and I heard he’s not housebroken yet, either. (bother!)

  • Zealot

    I only pretend to jerk off to guys pretending to be dogs. I also pretend jerk off to guys who pretend to be anything other than guys. Clowns, foodstuffs, stuffed animals, and most super heroes included.

    • V1

      Do you also have pretend cumshots made out of hand lotion like at a certain gayporn studio?

      • Zealot

        If I don’t need to moisturize, I use melted ice cream. Makes licking up the residue much more delicious.

  • Ceecee
  • Slippy_World
  • Skbpdx

    For me it’s more a case of it being Hothouse, or Falcon, or Raging Stallion as opposed to the pooch thing. Give me Chaosmen anytime.

  • Maximus
    • Pinko of the Grange

      Because that gets really boring.

  • Link Nla

    if it has Seth Santoro in it >D

  • GN
  • emercycrite

    No, because Seth is in it.

    • McM.

      Why do you not like Seth Santoro?

  • PaulieP
  • beefcupcake

    This concept only works for me with Seth and Beaux. I already jerked off to it twice, I don’t give a fuck.

  • CamCam

    This scene is along with all the videos from this film is pure “dog shit” but this is symptomatic of how bad the quality of films has been from Hot House in the last year or 2. I don’t enjoy their films like I used to and it sucks to say that, it really was.

  • CamCam

    And with Beaux Banks, I liked his work with Cocky Boys but I can’t stand any of his films on Hot House. It’s as if the man doesn’t have a dick because I haven’t seen one man suck his dick in ANY any of those films. I might as well be watching a straight film cause that’s what it’s like watching his videos and he’s really, really disappointing for me. Yeah he has an nice ass and all but i want him partnered with a man that will do just as much of the oral work as he does. I won’t be holding my breath

  • peter

    Hey, different strokes for different folks. They’re sorta like plushies. Bestiality-by-proxy is better than actually doing Rex.

  • James Johnson III

    Not only will I jerk off to it, I have before. It was the pup/owner scene in Hot House’s Skuff II that introduced me to hot pup Dick Wolf (who I miss like crazy!). Still one of the hottest scenes, to me, from Hot House to date. And then there was the movie “Pound Puppy” which introduced me to that cute cub, Josh Long. I guess I’ve always had a thing for puppy play scenes.

    • c_find

      Do you find this scene/ movie equally as good as the earlier Hothouse pup play scenes?

      • James Johnson III

        Putting Trenton Ducati in the cast immediately makes me say no and none of the pups I have seen are as hot as Dick Wolf as a pup…but I would let that adorable mailman Gabriel Cross do anything he wanted to me

  • it’s annoying. no, thanks
    very hot men but totaly unwatchable scene.

  • Pinko of the Grange

    Can your choices be more bias?

    Okay they could, but why the need for such judgieness?

  • Stacy

    Yeah, I’m old, but I remember a scene on THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW in the mid-70s where Joel Gray and Harvey Korman were dressed as puppies and they were playing with each other in a “playful” way and I remember, at age 7, feeling the same way I would later when the Jim Palmer underwear ads arrived in PEOPLE magazine