Who Would You Rather: Zachary Or Lawrence?

Posted March 12, 2017 by with 51 comments

cf scTwo young gay porn newcomers make their jerk-off debuts today, but which one would you rather fuck?

First, it’s 18-year-old Zachary, via Corbin Fisher:

002 008 011 014 016I doubt he’ll be back for gay sex (he seems nervous/awkward in his video), but he’ll probably end up having sex with a woman on CF’s straight site. Also, as you’ll see below, Zachary claims that he hasn’t jerked off “in at least a year,” which has to be a lie? Unless he’s had someone to have sex with whenever he wants, how does an 18-year-old not jerk off for an entire year??

[Corbin Fisher: Zachary]

03Next, it’s 20-year-old Lawrence, from Sean Cody. He takes great photos, but he doesn’t look the same at all in his video. That’s probably the fault of Sean Cody’s horrific video equipment and camera person.

04 05As everyone knows, Sean Cody has—quite correctly—admitted that all of their new content has become “awful” since switching to different cameras (and there have also been obvious changes in overall production and editing that are equally disastrous). That’s blatantly clear yet again today, as you’ll see in the clip below.

06 07Thanks to people behind the scenes at Sean Cody, the poor model actually changes colors right before your eyes in this clip (which happens in pretty much all the Sean Cody videos now), going from a bizarre yellow to full-blown gray, as if we’re watching all the blood leave his body, and he’s actually a corpse:

In addition to the scene looking like it was filmed in a morgue, the model has no personality or even makes an attempt to connect with potential viewers. Not that SC gave him much time, as the video is barely 12 minutes long, and he lazily jerks off for only about nine of those minutes. Long story short, Sean Cody themselves have already described this scene best: Awful.

[Sean Cody: Lawrence]

Weird and awful videos aside, which one of these guys would you rather fuck?


  • Tim

    no to both, at least as presented.

    and, you’d be surprised what some extremely conservative upbringing and a lack of sexual education can do to someone.

  • Ben

    I’d rather fuck Zachary Sire.

    DM me, Zach.

  • Kolin
    • TheSagaOf

      Don’t be mad ’cause nobody wanna use you, Kolin. Stay free, girl. <3

  • Kevin

    Not interested in either one of them.

  • JK

    All I can think is ‘fuck’ people are still painting walls blue

  • Miloš Del Rey

    Where is the neither? But I’d prefer whatever one returns for a gay scene…

  • TheThom

    Lawrence, definitely. But also, the Mike de Marko look-a-like in the new eHarmony commercial.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2d730ef8e3738d54058e48c1db3316a148db3ff58e2190540f3bc5e89f52f89f.jpg

    • pangelboy

      Is eHarmony trying to capture the ex-gay crowd?

      • Marik Ishtar

        Didn’t they refuse gay profiles for religious reasons?

        • pangelboy

          They got sued for discrimination and were forced to create a separate (but equal!) site for gays: Compatible Partners.

          The name even sounds like a term an old crusty evangelical father would use for his gay son and husband. Bless any homos that use that site.

          • lordgabux

            Are you serious? Sweet Goddess those idiots are ridiculous!

  • GoGo

    I’m sure Jamie already made him bust that one year old nut….must’ve stunk.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca104c1683b546eeb23d728caa0c9aba3aa91cf1bebc4a1bd9dbd67fdbb8f94c.jpg

  • JonnyM

    Lawrence, no question.

  • Maximus

    The SC scene looks like it was filmed in a morgue?…

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0r6fNtUf1qii6tmo1_400.gif

    • sanfv

      It wasn’t?

      • V1

        UKNM did a scene once set in a morgue. I think it was supposed to be the morgue tech’s fantasy of a hot dead guy waking up and having sex with him. It starred Tailor Scott and Hugo Mex. And, yes, they do it on the slab. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f8936f35f8a88671bc14d7b9ef9fbb4b3db2972145e89f8fd04e7808fec6867f.gif

        • Scrapple

          Falcon once did a morgue scene too with Josh Weston being a reanimated corpse who fucks his lover or something. It was creepy.

          • Str8upgaypornlover

            Josh was the first guy I saw in a porn and eagerly awaited his new scene. As well as twinklious Jeremy Jordan. They don’t make them like they used to back in the day.

        • Maximus

          ……That’s dark-sided.

  • joeybig172

    Of course sean cody Lawrence.

  • Sam_sam

    Sean cody Lawrence is the winner

  • DaveAtom

    Lawrence all the way.
    Hate how SC dropped its quality not just with the equipment and filming, but the camera direction and editing are also atrocious.

  • AJ’s Black Widow

    Lawrence, hands down.

  • Mike Julius

    Zachary. But not this bland one. The blogger with the beard. :p

    • sanfv

      She could get it.

      My little dog got his eyes set on Joey too, tbh.

  • Pinko of the Grange

    This one wasn’t fair,
    goofy cute v. hansom cute;
    slight above average lengths v. average but girth;
    and pubes grow back.

  • WyattTF

    Lawrence. He’s a stunner. That body, that smile, that hair, that fat cock. Amazing.

    I doubt he’ll be back, but I can dream.

  • GN

    Every time we have a “guy A or guy B”, 90% of the time I would fuck them both, 9% of the time I would fuck at least one, but on this occasion… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8098ac239232df9134da9b4eda35d49481e94c593de4110ab579509dfdd9f683.gif

    • Porn Star

      And 100% of the time, they wouldn’t notice you.

      • Ben

        Billy, you know better anyone, whores will notice you for money.

  • sanfv

    I’m late to the “Who gets to sleep with Zach Sire” party. Where do I take a ticket?

  • pangelboy

    It’s Lawrence all the way. Here’s hoping that he comes back for a duo.

  • Jon

    All of CF’s models look like they’d be Trump supporters, even the (very, very, very few) black ones.

  • marcuz86

    Lawrence forever!!! 😍

  • Badger

    I’d do Lawrence but geez, why do these guys shave away a hairy bush?

  • Oprah
    • ShyGuy

      YAAASSS OPRAH!!!!

    • irrelevant_user

      When did Liam pair with another black guy? I thought he was only down with the swirl…

  • snoopyfo

    i will never understand guys that are hairy, and like to sport that shaggy, unkept or lumberjack look, but will only and only shave smooth only their dick, it makes no sense and it looks so weird!!!

  • irrelevant_user

    The production quality issues at Sean Cody make the content look much as it did when Sean was still running things. It almost has a retro look and feel, and that is not a good thing.

  • lordgabux

    I don’t care if the video is crap; I want Lawrence’s scruff sliding over my raging hard on and my scruff sliding over the hairy butthole!
    hahahahahahahhaha