Now There Is A Gay Porn Star Literally Fucking A Watermelon

Posted March 15, 2016 by with 71 comments

Last December, Sean Cody’s Sean went on MTV to utter perhaps the most douchey remarks from a gay-for-payer in years: “Fucking a guy is like fucking a watermelon.” That analogy has since become symbolic for everything that’s wrong with gay-for-pay porn stars and the studios that enable their idiocy.

And today, there is a gay-for-pay porn star who is literally fucking a watermelon:

islandstuds_shawn5_afl-08The big-dicked fruit fucker is named Shawn, and this art-imitating-True Life scene comes from jerk off site IslandStuds.com. Gay porn in 2016. It’s finally come to this:

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At least Shawn doesn’t say anything about how fucking a watermelon is like fucking a guy—and he would actually know if it did, because he’s performed in at least one anal sex scene with another man on LegendMen.com (under the name Johnny Boyer).

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If you ever wondered what Abraham Lincoln would’ve looked like having sex with a watermelon, enjoy.

watermelonTrailer (watch full scene here):

[IslandStuds.com: Shawn Fucks A Watermelon]

  • sanfv

    https://media4.giphy.com/media/bGPTxLislwm3u/200w.gif

    I swear, that MTV segment was the messenger of gay porn’s decline in 2016 and beyond.

  • Dale Bergman

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ew.gif

    Wow, a great day and scenes of gay porn, and now another reminder of that asshole Sean and his negative influence in this industry… I wonder of Sean gets a percentage from this scene. Such a disgrace!

    Sean/Ben sure liked his “watermelon” fucked by Jess. Body language and his cock soaked with precum while getting fucked didn’t lie… He couldn’t get enough…

    http://bananaguide.com/gallery_images/17981/galleries/BG/sean-cody-jess-hammers-sean-raw-011.jpg

    I want Gallagher to be the next guy to take care of Sean’s watermelon…

    http://viralpirate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/watermelon-2.gif

    • Gazzaq

      Agreed Sean could not get enough of Jess’s Cock.

    • slipperyslope

      I have to upvote Channing.

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  • Todd

    With that face, a watermelon is about the best he can hope for.

  • Neil

    I really like Island Studs, even though it’s clear some of the models are brought in on vacation so they can say they are a transplanted locals. I looked up the site’s owner/founder, found his address, and Google Street viewed it. What a life.

  • Zealot

    The National William Higgins Society of Retired Porn Stars and FFA join voices in decrying the smearing of a very fine and most fuckable fruit– the watermelon or what we lay people like to call Citrullus lanatus var. lanatus, family Cucurbitaceae. While the watermelon certainly isn’t as warm or immediately welcoming as a man’s anus (in fact the Citrullus lanatus must be carved to suit the male member prior to penetration), it certainly is moist if not downright juicy. And while the citrullus lantanus is seasonal, if enjoyed while at its peak during the summer months, it can be left to warm gently in the sun whilst the penetrator as it were, arouses himself with any number of ointments, jellies or magazines. On the down side, you must watch out for seeds (a seed in the urethral opening can be most inconvenient and certainly painful), unless of course a condom is utilized. On the upside, a citrullus lanatus will not expect dinner (in fact you may actually enjoy a “used” fruit post-coitus as a refreshing summer treat– if one cuts around the spermy parts). A citrullus lanatus will also not leave you for your best friend (but is willing to be shared if appropriate); and makes a wonderful addition to your compost pile when it’s served its purpose.

    So, in conclusion we posit that the citrullus lanatus, or “watermelon” is a wonderful addition to our tables, and our bedrooms and does not deserve the disparagements recently flung at it during recent unfortunate programs which we will absolutely not dignify further by mentioning names. And a final reminder to our readers and supporters, seeds should go in the ground a couple of weeks after the last frost!

    • Iain Gardener

      I actually bought that on VHS way back and it’s one of my fav William Higgins scenes, the box cover brought back so many good memories lol

      • seeker630

        +1

      • Zealot

        Yes….many of us came into our gayhood through the auspices of William Higgins and his coterie of surfers, roller skaters, farm hands, horny hitchhikers, baseball players, beach bums, warehouse workers, print shop workers…etc. Sex it seems was lurking everywhere, with everyone at any time (and even with anything..i.e. watermelons!)

        • Iain Gardener

          I had the pleasure of getting to know Mr Higgins whilst he lived in Amsterdam, and we discussed many of his films, a real gentleman in every sense of the word

          • Zealot

            I met him briefly through a friend who house-sat for him while he was in Europe staring his company there. Nice guy. I hear he’s coming back to helm productions at Catalina again. Can it be we’re in for a return to surfers, skaters, farm hands and (dare i say it?)….fucking watermelons?! Or has that already been done to death?

          • Iain Gardener

            I’m very glad to hear he’s returning, Mr Higgins always had a great eye for handsome young men, and he had a wealth of stories from his time on the west coast

          • moondoggy

            I’m very jealous. I could talk his ear off. I had the chance to get together with Jerry Douglas (founder of Manshots and director of a handful of videos including More of a Man), but I totally flaked out. I didn’t stand him up, mind you. I just never followed through and set up the dinner date.

            https://www.c1r.com/system/box_covers/AW10033/front_cover/MoreOfAMan_FRT_thumbnail.jpg?1441850391

          • Iain Gardener

            Another legend! I suspect I would be similarly tongue tied to meet him, Family Values is one of my favorite films

        • moondoggy

          ROTFL — that list of professions reminds me of a scene, I think perhaps it was in Leo and Lance (but the scenes that involve neither Leo nor Lance nor the sailor get mixed up in my head between Leo and Lance and Sailor in the Wild). A guy came to inquire about a room for rent, interrupting the much hotter current occupant’s shower. When the occupant asked the applicant what he did for a living, the applicant said, “I’m a model.” I was like, “YOU’RE the model???”

          I laugh out loud every time I watch that scene because the original guy in the apartment was SO much hotter, and it would have made SO much more sense for them to switch roles, especially since the model was topping. Giving up one’s ass is usually portrayed as the greater sacrifice, thus the script could so easily have been written to indicate that “I’ll give you my apartment if you give me your ass.” But for whatever reason they did everything upside down and ass backwards (literally!).

    • moondoggy

      Point of order, Mr. Chairman. The scene from Barnyard Ballin’ was originally from The Young and the Hung. I haven’t seen BB, but I think it’s safe to say that The Young and the Hung is better.

      YH is part of what I call the Higgins “holy trinity” (the other two being Sailor in the Wild and Leo and Lance). One of the hot things about those movies, especially YH, is that the plot was kind of a sexual relay race. Christopher Lance seduces Grant Fagan in the back of a truck and then gets seduced by Brian Estevez in the back of a pool hall. Michael Gere conquers Troy Ramsey in the barn (“you just want a nap, but I want your ass”), conquers Ken Kerns in the barn (“you just want this watermelon but I want your ass”), and then is conquered by the sight of Francois Papillon stripping and jacking off in a motel room with the lights on and the blinds open. Sex scenes in this trilogy (which is only a trilogy in my mind) are generally set up through an unexpected fuck, which leads to the guys opening up and reminiscing about other fucks, like a Golden Girls clip show. It sounds stupid when I put it that way, but it’s compelling to me to this day. Bryan Ockert would wet his pants over that movie because there’s a “straight” guy in nearly every scene, but rather than fetishizing straightness, the movie implies that men can fuck other men or even get fucked by them and not even worry about what people will think.

      http://38.media.tumblr.com/2f6c9725d25395b8e22fa3ba0480f322/tumblr_inline_n6lc66HFBs1rdzzsq.jpg

      • seeker630

        You beat me to the punch!
        (Perhaps my favorite, tho, was ‘The Pizza Boy: He Delivers’ )

        • moondoggy

          “It’s easy. Just put your lips on it, let nature take its course. You’ll know what to do.” Goddamn that David Ashfield with his huge dick and his gentle, reassuring voice. He could talk anyone into anything.

          http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-J4Hpsou-O1E/UZywdJO8clI/AAAAAAAAXKw/S1lHfXdQFls/s1600/grantfagan5.jpg

          • Iain Gardener

            I think I may have mentioned elsewhere that David apart from being charming and a total gentleman was the go to stunt dick for many of the G4P stars of the 80s and 90s, including Stryker, Ryan Idol and Ken Ryker

          • moondoggy

            I didn’t know he stunted for Ken Ryker. (That means he did condom work?! I never knew that.) As much as I love that dick, I liked seeing Jeff use his own dick. When I could detect fakery, it pulled me out of the scene.

          • Iain Gardener

            I believe Stryker has admitted that most of his fucking was stunted, it’s just that sometimes it was better shot so you didn’t realize it

          • moondoggy

            lol — you don’t trust me to know the difference? :-) Look again at Stryker Force. He was the one fucking Robert Harris. There were other scenes he didn’t fake. I’ll give you screen caps if you don’t believe me, but I think we’ve invested enough time on this thread!

            https://media.giphy.com/media/Emg9qPKR5hquI/giphy.gif

          • Iain Gardener

            No I wasn’t saying that merely repeating Strykers own comments that most of his analysts scenes were stunted, and I agree about this thread, but wouldn’t it be great if Zachary dud the occasional thread on classic porn?

      • Zealot

        Good eye Padawan! Bareback Ballin’ is actually a magazine-ized version of the barnyard watermelon fuck scene from feature film “The Young & The Hung”– which was a common practice back in the day.

      • Iain Gardener

        Of the three I always preferred The Young and the Hung, but all are permanently saved in my spank bank , not forgetting that Mr Higgins discovered Kevin Williams one of the true greats of gay porn

        • moondoggy

          Of the three films, what is your single favorite scene? It’s VERY difficult for me to choose, but I think I have to go with the Eric Ryan threeway in jail.

          We have all totally hijacked this discussion, I’m afraid.

          • Iain Gardener

            That is a totally scorching scene, it took me several weeks before I could watch it right through without shooting! The scene that sticks in my mind is where the cyclist stops overnight in the barn and if I remember correctly meets one of the guys from the watermelon scene. Later they’re both asleep and the second guy gets so turned on by the cyclists ass that he pulls out a knife and cuts off his shorts. I couldn’t tell you why but I found this very erotic

          • moondoggy

            LOL — I have a friend who HATED that scene. I honestly had not even paid attention to this part, but the knife (which the camera lingers on, and which Michael brandishes in a way to catch the light so that the blade gleams) slicing through the shorts was clearly some sort of fucked up metaphor. I say that without judgment, since the fucked up things are usually the hottest, but my friend was put off by it.

            Michael Gere had a dick that could just as easily have been used for stunt work as David Ashfield’s. Another one of my favorite Y/H moments is when Tex Anthony (whom I think of EVERY time see stories about Charles “Tex” Watson and the Manson family) gets on his back to get fucked. Michael’s dick looks like a forearm going into Tex’s ass.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5da0e3e78611178a3404e5876dd1a4908b163a6e465a73278554b024ed67876.jpg

          • Iain Gardener

            One of the many reasons I love vintage porn is that they were much readier to put fucked up stuff much more readily then today! I loved the end of the knife scene where the cyclist says to Michael ‘that’s my only pair of shorts what am I going to do’ and Micheal replies ‘well you’ll have to stay here and be my sex slave’.

          • BlogZilla

            Not true. David Ashfield was known for having the ultimate exhibitonist dick, meaning it was always “cocked and ready”, he had no problems getting or maintaining erections in front of the camera

          • moondoggy
          • Cannot Believeit

            Actually it was quite the contrary: Ashfield had to stunt-dick FOR Gere…

            If you watch the watermelon and Troy Ramsey scenes closely, you’ll never see a shot of Gere’s face with a hard dick before the final slo-mo cum-shot. I didn’t catch onto this for years until I found one of those magazine stills where they’d accidentally published a photo of Ashfield wearing the dark blue tank-top that Gere wears. Then, in hindsight, I realized how recognizable David’s cock (small, tapered head with large horizontal shaft-girth) and balls (smooth, always drawn up tight, and with a pronounced ‘seam’ down the middle) really are…

            PS – Speaking of Troy: He had great hair, a tanned, toned, virtually hairless body, so why the HELL didn’t Bill shave his ass so we could see his hole in one of the greatest rimming scenes in history?!?

            ;0>

          • moondoggy

            Oh no, don’t spoil any more scenes for me like that! Actually, that’s not too bad a spoiler because David Ashfield is actually hotter than Michael Gere, and by a lot. Jesus, think of how much ass that man got. And he deserved it — if there is a a Mount Rushmore of cocks, his is on it. Rocco and Vander are on it. It’s a crowded race for the fourth spot, though — I could name ten contenders without having to pause to catch my breath.

            http://66.media.tumblr.com/fceb6269576ef4ee7cd37b5f834676ab/tumblr_nxcjb2oHZ01repmlxo6_400.jpg

        • Cannot Believeit

          My 3 faves are TY&TH, Pizza Boy, aaaaaaand…

          a tie between Preppy Summer, cuz of the underwater work and the great rimming/lubing/fucking scene on the Mustang Grande convertible, and Beyond Hawaii cuz it’s the only other film that blond, smooth, drawling, cutie Tim Barnes made, and because of Johnny Lo – we have had a SERIOUS lack of smooth, golden, hot Hawaiian porn stars!

          Frat House Memories would have bumped one of the others if Mr. Higgins hadn’t made one other of his (very few) serious errors in judgement: In the FILM, the scene with Danny Parks & Joe Craig (someone who should’ve been a bigger star IMHO) is shot in a cramped bathroom which made the lighting, color and action all pale… In the MAGAZINE, those two hotties are on a bright-blue bedsheet, in a white room with a huge mirror above the mattress! EVERYthing is better and should have been used for the movie as well: It’s bright, it’s colorful, and it seems to be a longer as well as better scene with each one eating out, fingering & fucking the other’s shaven shiny heinie-hole… Oh, and in that bathroom scene he cut the footage of Joe fucking Danny’s butt with Danny’s own loooong member!

    • moondoggy

      BTW, total change of subject, but this is hot as hell to me. Those guys have beautiful cocks.

      http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Melon-Buds-9110148

  • Kevin
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  • Pertinax

    He has a nice package, his body is ok, but clearly they don’t know how to make it sexy there. Some people are sexy even eating a fruit let apart fucking it. I think he is more desirable when playing soccer.

    • Mike Julius

      omg No. Perfectly innocent picture of perfectly edible things, but looks gross af. Please edit. lol

  • Pertinax

    To each his own taste – ” À chacun son goût “.

    • Zealot

      OMG….that’s my next door neighbor!

      • Pertinax

        LOL. Is your neighbor that ‘ friend ‘ of yours , that ‘ watermelon friend ‘ ? Please, ask him wich one he prefers.

        • Zealot

          He gave up the tailpipe fucking and is now strictly into fruits. Too much tell-tale soot to explain to the missus.

    • Wtf. I’m done for the day.

    • BlogZilla

      Anyone want to fuck an ugly ball of cotton candy? Sheesh! He’s enough to make anyone get instant jungle fever.

  • V Smith

    Anthony Romero for NDB did a scene as a farmer f’cking a watermelon, a cantaloupe and some sort of gourd several years back.

    • V Smith

      here’s a sample…

      • michael

        butternut squash

  • Gazzaq

    He’s Hot it a pity that the Website Videos are so Poor and the Guys do nothing as they are SMOKING HOT!!

  • Kevin
    • Zealot

      Confidentially…..and you didn’t hear this from me…..a “friend” told me that nothing beats a cantaloupe for great fruit head.

  • Maximus

    Fun Fact: Shawn previously starred in a 1987 movie alongside John Lithgow.

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/xeEYgY7IIrKh2/giphy.gif

    • Hereweare

      ROFL!!

    • Pertinax

      Many of us don’t like pretty faces. He isn’t handsome but I think he is far to be hideous. ( BTW: Both have the same ‘ ugly’ blue eyes… )

  • sxg

    “It’s finally come to this.”

    Uh, as some people have already pointed out, gay porn has ALWAYS had this type of play with fruits and vegetables. Even during one scene at GISP that was filmed during the halloween season they carved a pumpkin with holes and some of the models were fucking it. I’ve seen it numerous times in other gay porn within the last 15+ that I’ve been a fan of it where they’re fucking watermelons, pumpkins, papayas, and I’ve even seen a video where some fisting bottom stuffs a whole eggplant up their ass lol

    • sanfv

      Don’t forget geminimen and their zucchini videos.

  • bob80

    He may not be the handsomest but I still find him hot. He has a very manly demeanour and that turns me on.

  • MrBrightMK2

    I feel sorry for the watermelon.

  • R.A.M.J

    Nice body, nice dick, gorgeous eyes, oh he could get it. Even with the untamed beard.

  • Mike Julius

    It is my understanding that this has been done several times at Sean Cody already. IS should be ashamed of their lack of creative integrity.

  • JK3

    Having seen the classic “The Young and the Hung”, the fucking a watermelon thing never really bothered me.

    http://i.justvintage.tv/images/142030/5/1420300575.48534.jpg

  • 1234

    Off track, but I didn’t even know LegendMen had real sex scenes.

  • Bradster

    With that horse face, a watermelon’s probably all he could get.

  • One hell of a SWEET dick and hefty hangers there! Never thought I would wish to be a piece of fruit! LOL

  • my reaction. what the hell

  • NakedTruthWV

    I’d love to suck on those balls, and then suck on that cock, and then lay back and spread my legs for him!

  • BlogZilla

    How old is the editor of this website, ten? This was done in the 1980s with a William higgins production in a barn like setting one of the stars was Tex Anthony