Halloween Porn Is Already Here, And It’s Predictably Terrible
Normally they wait until the week of Halloween, but this year at least two gay porn studios are releasing their Halloween-themed gay porn scenes a full two weeks early. And, as usual, this Halloween-themed porn is very unwatchable.
Men.com has released a Weird Science parody, and in addition to not being able to understand what anyone is saying in this scene, this is horribly miscast. Will Braun and Blake Mitchell should be playing the nerds (I know Blake Mitchell is exclusive to Helix, but I don’t care), and Paddy O’Brian should be playing the Kelly Le Brock character. Instead, that role went to someone named Charlie Pattinson, and he is no Kelly Le Brock.
Men.com can’t help but have their models make these stupid fuck faces in every single photo, no matter what kind of scene it is.
Trailer (watch full scene here):
Men’s bareback sister site, Bromo (which is now making parodies??), has just released a Scream parody, which looks to have been shot at least a year ago, given the long length of Tom Faulk’s hair (a length that I prefer, tbh). I guess the hot pink dildo is supposed to be the killer’s weapon?
This…is not good.
Wait, maybe this is supposed to be a parody of NakedSword’s Frat House Cream, which was released three years ago?
Speaking of NakedSword, I am looking forward to their upcoming Halloween offering, Scared Stiff, an original series which actually does look promising.
Scared Stiff premieres in a few days.
Meanwhile, Bromo’s “Cream” thing is out now:
