Is Bryan Hawn Naked A Better Singer Than Steve Grand Naked?
Compare Bryan Hawn’s non-offensive, restrained, and totally fine vocals (which would work well on Broadway, or a reality singing show, at least) to the screeching, whiny, and totally trying-too-hard vocals of fellow nude (and white!) narcissist Steve Grand and it becomes crystal clear: Bryan Hawn is a better singer than Steve Grand. (Also, Bryan Hawn doesn’t pretend to be offended when people objectify him for his naked body, which makes him a better naked person than Steve Grand, too).
Are you #TeamBryan or #TeamSteve?