Is This The Ugliest Couch In The History Of Gay Porn?
I’ve seen a lot of ugly couches in gay porn, but none quite as grotesquely and horrifyingly ugly as the one prominently (and nauseatingly) featured in today’s TitanMen update. There are two hot men fucking on it, but how can you even tell?
The color is drab, the pattern is dizzying, and the quantity of pillows is ridiculous. No. Just no. If you’re trying to sell people gay porn, sell them gay porn! Not whatever this is.
STILL, this TitanMen couch might not even be the worst gay porn couch of all time.
Who could forget Dominic Ford’s tacky white futon (which was used 80 million times between 2010 and 2013)?
And no one can possibly forget Cody Cummings and his garish “red chair,” which was also used 10 zillion times on every one of the NextDoorStudios sites.
Hopefully they had it steam cleaned?
Or how about that cream colored Sean Cody sectional (imagine all the dried cum between the cushions)?
Oh God, not that turquoise disaster from Falcon!
Remember when CocksureMen was serving Pepto Bismol realness?
And what about that sketchy black leather sectional, which looks like something Buffalo Bill might ask you to help push into the back of a van?
The only thing worse than CollegeDudes’s green(?) sofa is the Photoshop that makes the models look like they just spent 2013 living inside of a tanning bed.
Which couch is the absolute ugliest couch in all of gay porn?
