Are You Offended By Joel Birkin And Jack Harrer’s Giant Cocks?

Posted March 4, 2016 by with 69 comments

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Are you offended by giant cocks?

You better be.

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BelAmi’s new series is called “Offensively Large,” and if you’re not offended by these huge fucking cocks, then this series has failed at what it intended to do: Offend you.

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If Jack Harrer and Joel Birkin’s cocks are offensive to you, just think how much they must offend the person they are going inside of, Claude Sorel.

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I’m offended.

001Has Joel Birkin been working out? He looks more ripped (and more offensive) than he did in Scandal In The Vatican 2.

If it feels like you’ve been similarly offended by Joel and Jack’s large cocks in the past, it’s because you have. These offensively horse-hung guys appeared together once before:

061That was from December of 2014.

Now, over a year later, prepare to be offended even more:

020This scene is so offensive, BelAmi had to split it into two parts to try and break up the offensiveness. The first part is out now, and the second part comes out in a couple days. Basically, you’re going to be offended all weekend long. Sorry.

021Trailer (watch full scene here):

[BelAmi’s “Offensively Large”: Jack Harrer And Joel Birkin Fuck Claude Sorel Bareback]

 

  • sxg

    I’m offended these giant cocks are not attached to hotter guys.

  • Xzamilloh

    Yeah… I am so damn offended. I’m offended as hell. I’m wet with offense taken!!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1204e723039676b835662b42b4add1d/tumblr_mzth02Tt1F1rmdsejo8_r1_500.gif

    • J Russell

      Mine too……..I may get so thirsty…..I may have to eat my own load!! haha

      • Meattaster

        Waste not, want not!!! also saves on laundry!! LOL!

        • J Russell

          ohhhh believe me, I love the taste of my own cum…

          • Meattaster

            me too! taste better mixed with other’s cum

          • J Russell

            ohhh I would be up to mix and taste with you! Mmmmm YUM!

  • Maximus
    • Mike Julius

      Grossed out? Explain, friend.

      • Maximus

        “Grossed out” may not be the right term. I should have said “weirded out.” Human penises don’t typically look like that. My ass hurts just looking at them.

        • Mike Julius

          K. Makes sense. I guess imagining the realities of being the bottom would do that.

  • Stanford White

    The Dream Team finally together; God is real!

  • Dale Bergman
    • Xzamilloh

      I’m not one of the ones dissing him, but to me, big dicks are like bungee jumping: It looks fun for the people enjoying it, but I don’t personally want to partake.

      • Nana Eristavi

        I couldn’t agree with you more on that.

      • Dale Bergman

        Baby, I knew you weren’t dissing him (hence me upping your post).

      • Dale Bergman

        I know…

  • Todd

    I am intensely, immensely, painfully passionately …..I’m sorry …what was the question ?

  • Myko

    Are they real or CGI”d ???? NO wait, if they were CGI’d they would have hotter faces right ?
    Cant have it all… standing in the Q waiting to get a big cock, meant you missed the Q for getting a cute face …

  • Todd
  • Mike Julius

    I think someone ran the Czech word for “Obscene” through Google Translate…

  • Pertinax

    No. I’m not. I become amazed when I see schlongs.

    • J Russell

      I would love to be between those legs, licking and sucking on this Mans whole package,,,,,nibbling on that wonderful foreskin….until I taste his huge load fill my mouth and run down my throat! WOW…..I think I am in Love…..LOL

    • Meattaster

      MY… GOODNESS!!!!

      • J Russell

        let u and I lick, and suck that together Meattaster….then I could take your hardness away as well….Mmmm yummmy

  • Pertinax

    Schlongs: ‘ Good to see. Hard to use ‘.

    • xmiro

      this has fun written all over it

    • Meattaster

      makes my heart race, mouth water and hole twitch!!!!

  • Zealot

    I aquiesce to Mr. Fry on this one….

  • Nana Eristavi

    It seems to me, gentlemen, that some of you (very few of you, to be true) have taken a typical example of Mr Duroy’s wry humour too seriously. ;))))

  • DPS

    As opposed to Defensively Large

    • n24rc

      Ted Cruz on the front page, now Trump!?! I just barfed.

  • John

    Joel”s and Jack’s cocks look identical in size. Not that I am complaining…. or taking offense Except they tout Joel’s as being bigger. I wonder if he will ever botom? I’d like to see it..

    • Erik

      Joel has already bottomed. Most of BelAmi’s models are versatile.

      • Marco Sartori

        jack too

      • John

        I follow Bel Ami and see no instance of him bottoming. Do you remember who barebacked his ass? I would hate to miss that. I love versatile guys.

        • Erik

          I think it was on Kinky Angels. I don’t remember who was the top. I am also very fond of versatile guys. Not so fascinated by very big dicks though 😉

    • moondoggy

      Oh my lord jesus. Why, WHY would you put in my head the image of the size contest, and the bottom responsible for fluffing, measuring, and hopefully getting bred by both.

      I honestly don’t know what Jack could do to turn me on more. Joel has a long way to go in terms of earning the pig credentials that Jack has earned.

  • Xavier

    Measurements both length and width please

  • n24rc

    Just a suggestion: Zach, Ted Cruz on the front page makes my penis invert, kind of the opposite of what I want to do here. Can you just use a gigantic dick instead of his head shot? I mean it be more palatable to look at than that ugly mug. We’d know who you’re referencing with a dick or maybe a gaping asshole?

    Thanks. ;-p

  • n24rc

    I’m offending that no one got their ass pummeled and broken. These hoes are pros. #analdestruction

  • nick

    It’s a shame those cocks aren’t attached to men rather than boys.

    • Nana Eristavi

      Boys do have an interesting habit of maturing into men, you know. ;))))))))))))

  • JK3

    I’m offended that I wasn’t invited and that all these gif wielding bitches are coming for my men.
    https://49.media.tumblr.com/84651dbd2f5fbc06ad89d522f50f43c1/tumblr_mz9a7ufkGB1qj26weo1_400.gif

    • Marco Sartori

      omg what movie is that?

      “supergirl is an angry bitch” ?

      • JK3

        Insidious 2.

  • MV

    Joel Birkin kinda reminds me of Shawn Mendes and Claude looks like a less hairy Stu

  • Jonny Marzetti

    I applaud BA for the clever and provocative title. Much better than their stupid, overwrought selection of model names. They are often unpronounceable/unspellable or named after a celebrity.

  • Stuart

    I would love to be offended by big cocks. Repeatedly (with plenty of lube of course).

  • MarstRN

    Trust me, it takes a lot more than a big dick to offend me!!

  • Box Xog

    They just fuck differently… not deep enough.

  • mred129

    nice lookin’ guys but lost me with all the scapin’…