How Is This Horse-Hung Jock A “Twink,” And Why Is Chuck Stroking His Cock For The Third Time?

Posted September 2, 2014 by with 16 comments

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Today in Gay Porn That Doesn’t Make Sense, two new solo scenes raise two very important questions:

1. Why is Randy Blue calling this horse-hung jock a twink?

Screen Shot 2014-09-02 at 11.20.02 AMYes he’s hot, yes his name is Jake Orion, and yes, he does in fact eat his own load at the end of his video, but twink? I’m not seeing it.

IMG_9990_editedUhhh, what do you see?

IMG_9965_editedJake Orion might be young, but he doesn’t have a twink look at all. Let’s call him a jock instead. Or, maybe just call him a human tripod?

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UPDATE 1: I knew he looked familiar. Jake Orion is also known as Sam Truitt, and he was last seen at GuysInSweatpants barebacking his boyfriend. Before that, he was on MenOnEdge— and I actually called him a twink before! In fairness, he had no facial hair and was a lot skinnier back then.]

UPDATE 2: A commenter below points out that Jake Orion and Sam Truitt are NOT the same person, and he’s right. Sam Truitt on the left, Jake Orion on the right. At first glance, they look somewhat similar.

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2. How many times are you willing to watch NextDoor’s crown jewel, Chuck, masturbate? Once? Twice? Three times? His first solo debuted last March. His “Maskurbate” solo went live just last month. And today, he’s back at NextDoor for a third jerk off session.

nextdoormale chuck 1Luckily, Chuck is arguably one of the hottest people I’ve ever seen, so I’m willing to overlook how redundant this is.

51659_13 nextdoormale chuck 2Clip (watch full video here):

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[NextDoorMale: Chuck]

And, here’s Jake Orion shooting a huge load directly into his own mouth  (full video here):

[Randy Blue: Jake Orion]

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