Is Leo Giamani’s Comeback Scene Any Good? (No, It Is Not)

Posted November 16, 2015 by with 59 comments

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The good news is that Leo Giamani has returned to hardcore gay porn. The bad news? Leo Giamani has returned to hardcore gay porn. The most frustrating gay porn performer of all time hasn’t been in a hardcore gay sex scene for over five years, but that all changes today thanks to his TheGuySite duo with Zach. And once again, Leo Giamani is great to look at, but boring as fuck to actually watch.

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This is a low profile comeback for arguably one of the most popular gay porn stars of the last decade, but maybe Leo Giamani isn’t interested in making a big splash, and he just needs some quick cash? Whatever the case, he turns in one of his most lackluster performances ever here, and he can barely be bothered to even thrust his hips when he fucks Zach doggy style. The entire sex scene is barely 10 minutes long, but given how sleep-inducing Leo Giamani is, that might actually be a good thing.

leozach2Also? Zach the bottom never gets hard once, and he doesn’t cum, which at least TheGuySite acknowledges in their scene description:

“Holy shit!” That’s Zach’s response when he pulls Leo’s underwear off and sees his giant cock for the first time in real life. Imagine the realization that it’s going up your ass. This is Leo Giamani’s first time in years with another man. It also includes the shower scene and a short outtake of the guys comparing women troubles. It doesn’t have Zach cumming. After the workout his ass got he was just too worn out. Still, it’s amazing enough seeing Leo work his tool again.

This might be Leo’s first time with another man in years, but has he had sex with anyone recently? How do the women he presumably fucks IRL react when they realize they’re having sex with a corpse?

Long story short, it’ll be impossible for even hardcore Leo Giamani fans to enjoy this. Trailer (watch full scene here, if you’re having trouble falling asleep):

[TheGuySite: Leo Giamani Fucks Zach]

 

  • Maximus

    Oh, no. Leo, honey, I love you, but we all know that this doesn’t work.

    https://media4.giphy.com/media/WbQ6BJ8LqkxAA/giphy.gif

  • Cubankid

    Leo…

    • Who’s that gorgeous dude in your avatar…William Levy?

      • Cubankid

        Yes. That man is so sexy.

  • stephen

    he’s as pretty as he is boring
    shame

  • trekord

    He is pretty to look at but watching paint dry is more interesting. I’ll pass.

    • dqh257

      Jocasta GIFs never get old.

      • Stanford White

        BowCasta was the true MVP of that BB Season tbh!!

  • FrenchBug

    That attempt at kissing just says it all. How desperate can you be that you’d do something that clearly makes you that uncomfortable?

    • FrenchBug

      Although, for the record, that one straight scene Leo did confirms the problem is not that he is gay4pay but that he is just a bad fuck. He was much harder with a chick, sure, but still looked like the worst most immobile and awkward lover I have seen on screen or in real life.

      • n24rc

        His dick wasn’t hard for any reason other than nervousness and awkwardness. He just isn’t made for porn. He can model for sure but other than nudes it’s painfully obvious he doesn’t want to be there. He must have multiple collection agencies after him.

  • sxg

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e7loOFzd1r7dkoh.gif
    It truly is like he has never left, and that’s not a good thing. He’s still hot, and he’s still fucking boring.

    • bob80

      The only way to get something good out of boring performers is to unleash a bunch of aggressive tops onto them. Leo needs to be gang banged and used like sex slave (this should be the synopsis for my next fan fiction).

  • Spongey

    A dick to die for but…

  • Xzamilloh
  • Porn Star

    Are they alive???????

  • BestOfTheBest

    The bottom did a scene on Sean Cody years ago, i vaguely remember, i do know he was leaner & sexier than he is now. I can’t remember in the solo interview if he said he was gay, str8 or bi, anyone know? he sure bottoms allot, which means nothing because as we know, lots of “str8” men are bottoming for the right dollar amount.

    • TalkDirtyToMe

      He was on Sean Cody. He said he was straight and still does. But damn he was good at man on man sex. It’s a shame he left SC for this studio for the boring ass sex on this site sucks.

      • BestOfTheBest

        Yes he does give good man on man performances & yeah their action scenes (the guy site) are quite boring. Thnx for replying 😉

  • JackNasty

    The first thing I thought when I read that he’d come back to gay porn was, I hope being away for so long has made him…different, somehow.

    It didn’t.

  • The gay green lartern

    Ok girls….relax and lets be fair…Leo H. Is hot and even if he’s boring at lease he tries which I appreciate ….think of other gayfor pay guys that exploid our community and don’t kiss or suck cock let alone bottom and just lay there like bib lettuce!
    Don’t listen Leo…I love you!!

    • JackNasty

      Speaking of kissing…the “kiss” near the beginning was lurching and awkward. I knew from that moment on, I was in for a bad time.

  • pje821

    I’ve “seen” it — a complete waste of Leo Giamani. The bottom is hot; too bad he didn’t get hard or cum. Plus, the scene is technically amateurish, with poor camera work. A real bore.

  • Zealot

    Well, po-tat-to, puhtahto. In this piece we see the inner struggle of the male in our society coming to terms with his feminine side, while still putting on the outer trappings of the alpha male, hunter-gatherer. I see the almost Kierkegaard-esque nihilism that characterizes the male archetype while giving a reverent contemplation of their sexual “otherness”. This is the eternal push-pull characterized in the Oedipal myth inserting man for mother, father for uncle, second-cousin for Catholic priest. I find this piece profoundly disturbing in the most Freudian sense. A harbinger of the suppression of the while male within the growingly-feminist framework of urban uber-reality which is at once immediate, and yet, motionless in its existential themes and nuance. Ultimately vomitous and vile, yet radiantly beautiful.

    • Eric AS

      In this single comment you have one-upped any level of Smarm, I may ever have dreamed of achieving. Bravo, bravo. Golf clap. Private universities, state colleges I’d appreciate my $160,000 back.
      Sincerely
      Masters No-More

      • Zealot

        I am humbled, sir!

  • C3xxx

    Today’s word, boys and girls is; soporific.

  • Estelle

    He’s probably back on drugs.

    • n24rc

      Or just desperately behind on his debt repayment plan.

  • Okosan

    Honestly as bad as this is i think i can get used to this.

  • n24rc

    The bitch must have bills, Leo said he would never be coming back after the last stint that ended ugly. But we know how retirement goes for these guys.

    BTW, love the post scene commentary about women troubles. I can only assume how messed up you have to be to end up dating this fuck trash.

  • OverKill
  • n24rc

    I think the best part is when Zach hadn’t douched enough and the lube they used had shit in it. How hot is that?!?! lol.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3DqBznLzD8

    • Wynne Richport

      Fuck you, this video just killed me. XD

  • Scrapple

    Comeback? He was never really here in the first place. It’s always a shame when a guy is working with so much, and yet doesn’t know what the fuck to do with any of it.

  • MAnthony

    Who would have thunk?,,,,,,,,another person being put down. This is the best place to read stories about people uniting and having one another’s back. PFFFFT! Gay Pride my ass. Bitchy, know-it-all, narcissistic, queens is more like it. It’s a fucking porn. Don’t watch. Just like the PTC – turn the damn channel.

    • Maximus

      Are you, like, lost or something? This is a gay porn blog; superficiality is kind of the point.

      https://media4.giphy.com/media/mPytjcsG3XS4o/giphy.gif

      • MAnthony

        Oh, Ok…..well is the whole blog superficial, or is the person writing the blog superficial, or are the guys being judged by the guy writing the blog superficial? I thought this sight was comedic. HAHAHA.

  • Super Marco Manuel

    Leo should have made a bigger comeback with big studios.Like Falcon and Raging Stallion.

    Leo making a scene with a cheap studio just prooves that he have no intention of really comeback in gay porn.Which means that this scene might be his only scene he does.Or he will most likely make few scenes and dissapear from gay porn again.

    Retired gay porn stars usualy comeback in gay porn when they needs money.Leo clearly said that he would not comeback in gay porn.So,he obviously needs money.

    Leo Giamani clearly only makes gay porn for money.Leo is supposedly a closet case.Some said that he had a boyfriend.

    Is Leo Giamani gay? Its a mystery.

    • 1234

      It doesn’t matter if he’s gay or straight. What’s more important is that he’s bad in bed.

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  • 1234

    I can’t believe Sean Cody’s Derek (Zach) is still active in porn- it’s been 4 years

  • Preludetoa

    Wait. Is Zach the same as SC’s Derek?!

  • czer

    Meh.

    Ditch the condom and it might be interesting.

  • John Iii

    Sadly Leo will always be a bad lay. Great sex isn’t in his skiil set.

  • etac

    Two scenes of his stand out in my mind. The first was with a somewhat cheeseball studio called Straight Men in Trouble where he was tied to a table and had his clothes cut off by some fat guy who periodically paused for some muscle worship. The reason it stood out was because even in this crazy scene he managed to be bland, like he was elsewhere in his mind the whole time. I forget the studio for the other one…Cocky Boys, maybe?… but it was one of his rare bottoming scenes. He was clearly suffering but finished it anyway. But at least he was reacting, behaving like he was actually mentally present in the scene and not thinking about other things. It ended up being his best scene.

  • Never thought one second that Leo just did this for cash?
    It is not a secret that he wants to get out of this sphere.
    But I guess that it’s the fastest and easiest way to make some cash. Now what is he making out of it, it is not your fucking business.
    I can’t believe to see comments mentioning his debts of whatsoever, like you don’t have any.
    I guess some dudes spit as much venon from their badmouth that they do with the worm that they use as a penis.

    Leo? Boring? Wow… You really don’t know the dude. From my experience, I can say many things about him, but clearly not boring.
    Guys, have you never THOUGHT one second that sex without feeling is everything except exciting, entertaining, stimulating or enjoyable? If you thought it were, well, think again.
    Maybe he’s actually making THIS boring to make all of the wankers disappointed – and proof that he is smart, cause it indeeds works, wankers don’t get that interested anymore in him (in that case, “Leo”, if you read this, you’re smarter than I thought! Although I would have prefered that you find another way. It kills me to see you being exposed this way. I know that you can do way better than this, you’re good enough to be much than a pornstar for wankers).

    When you guys will find out that a person is not a corpse or a body, but it does have a personality and a soul inside, well, maybe you’ll reach a higher ground.

    I just can’t wait that Leo is done with this craps to get back to a healthier life, the one that he truly deserves, far away from those losers of porn industry.
    I’m not giving up on helping him to do so. I never did, so I don’t see why I would stop here.

    But we’ll see where the badmouth will be in 10 years, cause I’m sure that Leo will succeed more than you. At least, he doesn’t need to wank in front of a porn movie to get a sexual life.

    … Ouch, did that hurt? That’s what we call a reality check for you, guys.

    • WillMoor

      So you believe he did a gay porn scene so that gay men would stop being interested in him…oooook. Yeah that was quite a painful “reality check”. You know what makes gay men stop being interested in gay porn stars? When they DON’T do gay porn. And for the record, I think everyone is very well aware that this is “sex without feeling” and that’s WHY it was boring. Its more enjoyable watching genuinely gay and bi men who actually like what they are doing. Get it?

      • Nope, I didn’t say that I believe that. I’m pretty sure that he needed money, that’s why he did that video. But if it also make the other being less into him by slacking the job, well, that’s still a bonus for him.
        For the rest, I definitely agree: when the heart’s not into it (on many dimensions, so to speak), yeah, it’s boring (having much fun with my guitar rather than watching that crap).
        Well, as you said, “Leo *himself*”… Big news for you dude: “Leo” is a character, not a person :) If you meet Daniel Radcliffe, would you call him “Harry Potter” and trust everything out of the character rather than the person? 😉
        Why would he want men to stop being interested in him again: well, never thought that he could have met someone and wants to move on in his life with that person? You know, like having a grown-up job (he’s gonna turn 38, and I don’t think that he wants to do this forever), being happy in his relationship, and do something greater than… this.
        But anyway, his motivations are not your business. Instead of sneaking any kind of information on the *character*, try at least to know the *person*.
        That’s how the person will give a shit about you.

  • tehmassacre

    What is with TGS? They get some really hot guys but somehow manage to drain all the life and attitude out of every single one of them – even guys we’ve seen be charismatic on other sites. Need some new direction.