Michael Hoffman: “I Can’t Get A Job. I Lose Girl After Girl. I Regret Everything I Ever Did. Fuck My Life.”

Posted July 17, 2017 by with 148 comments

hoffman1Nearly four years ago, teen bodybuilder Michael Hoffman began selling his masturbation videos online to fans, and eventually to MindGeek. Today, in a video posted to his Instagram, Michael Hoffman would like you to know that he regrets every single one of those videos (and presumably, all of the money he earned selling them?). His life has been effectively ruined due to the masturbation videos, many of which featured cum-eating, ass-fingering, and at least one other man who joined Hoffman for a jerk off session. Also, because of all the videos he sold, Michael Hoffman can’t get a job or keep a girlfriend now. Via Instagram:

Hoffman chose to share/sell/trade dozens of sexually explicit videos of himself all over the internet, and he spent four years asking everyone to give him money for those videos. While he does acknowledge that everything was his decision, his regret is unfortunately coming four years late. That said, you can’t not feel bad for him while watching the video, as he appears sincerely upset, and obviously no one should be denied opportunities or relationships because they work in porn.

It probably won’t help right now, but he can at least take some comfort in the fact that he is still insanely hot? I would pay for more of his porn, if he ever chooses to make it again.

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  • OverKill

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    Sure you can’t keep a gf because of a few videos you sold. Yea right, needs to evaluate his relationship struggles and see what the common denominator is….his ass. I say it’s more his personality than anything as to why he can’t keep a woman. More than likely he isn’t qualified for the jobs he’s applying for or fucks up during the interview process. Lot of porn stars have regular jobs so I just don’t buy it.

    • John

      I would have wanted to eat his ass when he started out big time, but i wouldn’t want to talk to him. He always came off as an unpleasant , self centered person.Not a good interview personality. Neck tattoos are only good for jobs like porn, escorting, bartender and janitor. They limit his choices I think.

  • Jace

    The hideous neck Tatts have nothing to do with his ability to get a job of course. Porn aside, the guy is just one big hot mess.

  • Trepakprince

    He’s become quite the emo. You needed money and sold some videos. Colt & TJ are thriving outside the porn industry and a multitude of other performers are doing the same. There’s no such thing as a free lunch. No one is going to hand you a career. This self pity is really unattractive. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/78fa9b459db6119171f9d772d6e003e3d7a6907bd906395b5cf153d99d9c76be.gif

    • sxg

      Who the hell are Colt and TJ?

      • Trepakprince

        I just picked two models from Corbin Fisher to make examples.

        • johnn

          and you say they are thriving? how so? i’m sure this guy can get a job but a career is another story…these fisher models have a job or a career?

          • Trepakprince

            TJ is multi million dollar broker in Denver, Hell, I used to have a camshow and I’m an engineer,

          • C A

            Wait, I thought that was Travis’s story.

          • Trepakprince

            You’re right.

        • Kevin

          What is Colt up to these days?

          • Trepakprince

            Straight and body building.

          • Kevin

            Does he have any success

  • Elitist

    He also scammed a lot of people with the promise of private videos and then running with the money once they paid. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t able to hold a job due to other nefarious circumstances of his own making

  • Marik Ishtar

    Hang in there, things will get better.
    May I suggest you tell friends/girlfriends beforehand so they don’t have to find out?
    Most porn stars gain success outside of the porn industry working privately. Something to consider.

  • La Serpenta Canta

    can’t hye model?

  • DoinItWell

    Oh please, you knew what you were getting yourself into. You wanted quick money/cash, and exploited those within the gay community to make it happen, and when it didn’t result in you blowing up and being a “superstar”, you regretted it.

    Also, who the hell uses their real name in porn ? Seems all the brain power went to the wrong head.

    • WhimsyCotton

      To be fair, he started practically the moment he turned 18. Critical thinking isn’t exactly in prime condition at that age.

  • Silver64
  • Wow, amazing! He is obviously not finding the right fag hags, and t-girls to chill with. PRO-TIP: No more scary tats, they look hidious.

  • Davie Dukes

    hope he just double-downs and signs with a studio already

  • Kiwini

    Has he tried the home of The Whopper or the Big Mac? Seriously, dude seems in a funk because a chick just dumped him. I’m sure plenty of porn companies would hire him. Or he could do what the others do – Amazon wish lists, go fund mes, only fans $$ etc. Having said that, every 18 year old who decides to do porn needs to realize there are consequences. It’s pretty easy to find your identity

    • PaulieP

      i think he wants to be an independent performer and not under contract with a studio……..he wants to make his own money… but then it backfires…… i small a Boogie Nights breakdown…..

  • Reginald Jones

    Maybe the maximum security prison felon tats have something to do with his job problems. And maybe stop looking for women with morals
    or brains in their heads. Gay for pay murderers have no problem getting women. Stop the pity party.

    • John

      Gay for pay murderers….. I don’t want to pick a fight with you LOL Brilliant.

  • Knightgee

    It’s easy to feel defeated over this stuff when you’re young and the world revolves around your latest relationship. That said, I don’t know how you get around the employment thing since your name and face are attached to some pretty explicit stuff with just one google search. In fairness though, it is ridiculous that in this day and age where we know many people consume porn, it’s still a detriment to one’s job prospects. It’s like, so people are good enough to get off to but not to employ? Illogical. The tattoos probably don’t help, but that’s also stupid depending on the job.

    Also wasn’t he like freshly 18 when he started selling videos? I know studios frequently aren’t great, but there’s something about the 1-on-1 nature of selling videos to people, particularly if we’re talking about someone whose freshly 18, that creeps me out. Seems like a lot of room for things to get weird and go wrong for everyone involved.

  • Scrapple

    That’s odd. Plenty of models who did full on gay porn have no trouble getting jobs. Or girlfriends. Or even wives. Mayhaps something else is the problem…

    Also, if you want to distance yourself from your porn career, maybe don’t talk about your having done porn on the ‘gram. Just a thought. And if you don’t have any job opportunities, where are you getting all the kush, booze and tat money?

    Now, on the off chance this isn’t a pre-scam vid, I’ll simply say “Buck up, kiddo.” Look to others who have been in your situation for inspiration. Like Paris Hilton. And Kim Kardashian. And Ray J. And Simon Rex. And Ricky Whittle. And Tyler Posey. Cody Christian. Rob Lowe. Dustin McNeer. Tanya Harding. Vince Neil. Tommy Lee. Pamela Lee. Tyson Beckford. Cheyenne Jackson. Tila Tequila. Jeremy Jackson. Eve. ThReichen Lehmkuhl. Fredrik Eklund (Tag Eriksson). Tom Sizemore. Fred Durst. Dustin Lance Black. Colin Farrell. Scott Stapp. Kid Rock. John Edwards. Hulk Hogan. Sam Jones III. Jenna Lewis. Bam Margera. Carrie Prejean. Kari Ann Peniche & Rebecca Gayheart & Eric Dane. Verne Troyer. Kendra Wilkinson. R. Kelly. J. Lo. And not including the list of dumb celebs and musicians who snapped nude pics and sent them to the wrong person.

    • erexshawn

      but most of those people you named actually have some talent and drive. Michael doesn’t have either of those – apparently.

      • Scrapple

        It’s all in how he chooses to market it on his resume. For the masturbatory escapades I’d put something like “Spent years training in the art of deep tissue massage” and “Self-Starter who always sees a job through to completion.” For the cum eating I’d write “Professional taste tester with a highly sensitive palate.” And for the fingering I’d go with “Skilled excavator.”

      • WhimsyCotton

        Paris Hilton and the Kardashians have talent? One is an heiress and the others have a fantastic pimp (Kris Jenner). You may be right about the drive part though.

    • WhimsyCotton

      But all those people already had entertainment industry careers or famous parents to fall back on. Michael was a just a young Russian comrad with no connections!

  • DrunkEnough

    But he doesn’t regret the neck tattoo, which might have something to do with being unemployable? Curious. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0712c7cc7632084086b69a70814569d7e999c94a110458803b27adb1a6bdec7a.gif

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    • Marik Ishtar

      I love you for remembering this.

  • Xzamilloh

    The likely scenario here is that he did this video for quick sympathy and hoping a couple of thirst buckets still checking for him will throw a few dollars his way. Like others are saying, the likelihood of him not being able to get a girl because of his porn past are slim to none, especially with the filth in the industry that have no problem getting and keeping women. Then again it might also have something to do with the fact that the two times I remember him fucking a girl on camera, he was pretty much pushing rope the whole time.

    The other scenario is that he was in his feelings one day and decided to put “pen to paper” which in today’s generation is face to camera and record himself at a low point. That may have been cathartic for him and he’ll mope for a while, and get right back up and start grinding again. Most of us saw this coming with him a mile away because there’s only so long you can sustain a business model like the one he has (Pay attention, Jake Orion) before the fans want more than you may be willing to offer, and trust, they will forget about you and move on. And as much as I love tats on a guy, there are some bodies that should never have ink, and his is one of them. But, he can get a job, a girl, and anything else he wants, if he wants it, so I’m not here for the pity.

    If Vadim Black has a girlfriend, there’s no fucking excuse for you. Feel better, though?

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    • Maximus

      Actually, Vadim Black has a lady pimp. Perhaps that’s the solution to Michael’s financial hardship. I’m sure that Miss Katelin would be happy to take him on as her newest ho.

      • Rob36

        Caitlyn Jenner is looking for love.

    • WhimsyCotton

      Interestingly, Vadim is also Russian… Michael doesn’t have a Pimpress like Vadim though.

  • sxg

    I mean this in the nicest way possible, but Michael Hoffman should seriously seek professional help. I have a feeling he suffered some sort of mental breakdown similar to Britney Spears and went batshit crazy during that period. He seemed normal until he got all these ridiculous tattoos and was picking fights over his porn videos.

    And considering how in great shape he is, he should become a personal trainer. No one really gives a shit what PTs have done in your past life. In fact I’d say a past in porn might help increase your clientele.

    • Maximus

      Believe it or not, toxic masculinity isn’t classified as a type of mental illness.

      • John

        Best reply of the bunch. I would hate to be his therapist unless he traded favors for sessions;-)

      • A.C.

        Yes, but malignant narcissism is and unfortunately a common trait among those who privilege their looks above substance and demand you love them for it.

        • Maximus

          I wonder if life is easier when one is that vapid and egocentric.

          • A.C.

            Yes, it is easier but only because, however ironic, shallowness affords a depth of obliviousness that only age and or death seem to disrupt.

          • jkc

            Judging by this video? Not for everyone.

    • McM.

      We see how well a career in personal training is working out for Brandon Cody.

    • Pertinax
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  • Maximus

    Wait, so you’re telling me that this poor unfortunate soul is white, cis-male, straight, AND attractive?! My goddess… That’s just too much hardship and misfortune for one person to bear.

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    • Jay Kwellin

      Stealing this GIF^. Just sayin’.

      • Maximus

        Feel free! GIFs are joyous and meant to be shared!

        • C A

          Just so you know. I stole it too.

    • Pertinax

      … And very young to assume his life is ruined.

      • He’s running out of real estate for the tats so in essence his life is kind of over

    • WhimsyCotton

      That’s a very cynical and simplistic way of looking at the world. One should only ever feel empathy for minorities? That isn’t real empathy. A privileged person can still fall into hard times and terrible situations.

      • Two Cents

        No one says they can’t but you can’t expect people to feel sorry for you if you have privilege and gave it away by acting stupid. You got life good, screw up, you can’t act like you were like everyone else.

        • WhimsyCotton

          Suffering isn’t exclusive to any group. Are some groups more likely to suffer? Sure, but that doesn’t mean you can’t feel bad for people who make mistakes. There is no perfect person. He made various mistakes like we all have.
          If anything, porn being used to discriminate people from certain careers is what should be the focus and the issue — not his privilege.

          • Two Cents

            No, everyone has a rough go of things but when you “suffer” cause of your own recklessness thats different than just being negligent. I’ve made mistakes, no doubt, but not like that and all mistakes aren’t equal. I can’t feel pity for you if you acted stupid and messed up your privilege. Its one thing when you are just born without and you do something stupid because of it. It’s a whole different thing to have it all and give it all away because you stupid.

          • WhimsyCotton

            Pretty much all eighteen year olds are stupid. I don’t think it’s fair for society to punish an individual just because they did some dumb softcore shit.

            I’m not suggesting you should feel bad for him. I am saying that it’s understandable for people to feel sorry for him and his situation. I don’t feel race should really come into play into this as much as the situation itself.

          • Two Cents

            I just don’t believe all stupid is equal. You imitating the crew from Jackass is not the same as creating jerk it videos and then selling them. That wasn’t stupidity as much as that was a bad business move. If you got a body, face, and time it’s called being a fitness trainer or something like that. Yeah we all make mistakes but we should punish people for the really, really, stupid ones – like this.

            I don’t get folks who are sorry for folks who have the world handed to them on a platter and then throw it all away. I save my sad feelings for those who struggle and still can’t make it. And no race doesn’t ha e to play too large of a role, its other reasons, but you can’t deny that he had all the right gifts to make it in a way that a poc guy who did the same would not. I just don’t get choked up over situations like that.

          • WhimsyCotton

            I don’t think porn should be a taboo, so I can’t agree with you on this needing to be a punishable “mistake.”

            Statistically, you are correct on your second point. He is better looking than most. Despite being a Russian adoptee, he is still White in a White majority nation. He is a heterosexual male. Statistically he has a better chance to succeed than most; however, we don’t know the specifics of his life. We don’t know his personal situation aside from his choice to do porn.

            I’m not getting choked up over his situation either. I just feel a little bad for the guy. I don’t think he should be denied work for his previous “career,” and I think it’s sad that a person would get dumped for their past involvement in adult work (though that’s at least more understandable).

          • Two Cents

            Not saying porn is a taboo or should be but most teens don’t do it and so I can call it the sort of stupid that all 18 year olds make.

            He got it way better than most and chose the easier way to make money and it didn’t work out for him. I’m not upset for him about that – sorry but not sorry. The stupid part to be punished is the fact that you tried to rip folks off with some weak jvids. That’s goes around comes around for him.

            And I don’t buy for one minute he can’t find work cause of some jvids. He may not find work where he wants to work but there’s plenty of work that good paying where they don’t give a care what did in your past. Porn ain’t hurt him his bad life choices hurt him. Can’t feel sorry for him for that.

          • WhimsyCotton

            That’s fine. Like I said, I would feel bad if that was the situation. He could, of course, be lying.

            Out of curiosity, would you feel bad for someone like CF’s Colt? He’s White and very attractive. He seems to be doing well, but what if he was in a situation like Hoffman’s claimed situation? He, according to posters who followed him, did porn to help pay for his mom’s cancer treatments until she passed away. Or what about CF’s Kellan, who did porn to help pay for his daughter’s medical bills? Would their unique situations make you empathize with them despite their privilege?

          • Two Cents

            I don’t know either of those dudes cause outside of like two or three dude I don’t do the look from CF or SC. But ill take your word that they are good looking. I would feel sad for his mother and the others daughter and I could relate to their suffering but really their situation to ole dude is apples to oranges.

            I can empathize with anyone who has to deal with a sick loved one but if they come back later and say I had no other choice but porn to help my family but now I can’t find a job, naw, I don’t feel sorry for not being able to find a job bc when you are like those you described you have a better chance than most and you chose that way out. Fine, do porn for whatever reason you want, but I don’t feel sorry for you if you do it and don’t think about what if. But that is not MH situation.

          • WhimsyCotton

            Interesting. Thanks for the insight.

    • Capt. Obv

      LIFE!

    • What exactly does being white have to do with anything? There are lots of white people who are disadvantaged and live lives of misery every bit as horrific as those who don’t happen to be cis-gendered white people with blue eyes.

      Get a grip.

      • Two Cents

        Yeah, but the folks you talking about are the exception to the rule. Maximus is talking about the rule. The same rule that got old dude the attention he got right now.

        • Actually he’s talking about stereotypes that he’s dressed up to look politically correct but they’re still stereotypes. Rule of thumb if you can change the adjectives but the story still sounds the same it’s a stereotype.

          Maybe if you had more than $0.02 your opinion would matter

          • Two Cents

            Whoa, slow up bruh, I was just responding don’t make it personal talking about having more than two cents. Talk to me about what I said cause you don’t know ish about me.

            You over here talking about stereotypes without acknowledging that what he said is true and that’s a fact — full stop! If you white, pretty, and male you are going to have it better and easier than those who are not. That why you see the majority in porn, on tv, in modeling are pretty white straight men. Pointing out exceptions has nothing to do with that truth.

          • ok I appologize, I was a little snarky, I havent down my coffee yet. Obviously this guy does not meet the criteria for disadvantaged. There is no denying that a lot of people suffer and live miserably from predjudice and it is wrong. I was making the point that when it comes to determining who needs help it is important that you don’t let your knowledge of wider social injustice from seeing someone’s personal situation.

            As for the me: Im sorry i was a dick.

          • Two Cents

            No prob bruh, I got you.

          • Maximus

            Again, I stated that Michael’s personal situation—i.e., that he is clearly a con artist—is the reason why I have no sympathy for him. Y’all need to cool it with the selective reading.

          • Nordschleife

            I so respect how you addressed his comment I had to show some love to you. It just made me proud. Sorry for being extra but I just appreciate how handle people this. Love it.

          • Two Cents

            Thanks for the shout out, much appreciated.

      • Maximus

        It’s not a matter of stereotyping; it’s a matter of empirical science. White people aren’t subjected to certain structural barriers to success that exist because of racial inequality. Now, that doesn’t mean that white people can’t face other barriers. No single demographic variable is predictive of success or well-being. However, Michael also benefits from being male, cisgender, straight-identified, and conventionally attractive. Given his conformity to hegemonic masculinity, he will face relatively few obstacles in life. Society is designed to cater to his interests and needs. I might still feel some sympathy for him if he weren’t also so clearly a con artist, but that isn’t the case here.

        • NomadicNinja
        • Hereweare

          Thank you for invalidating all of my own personal issues by pointing out that they are all watered down simply because of my (like Hoffman’s) whiteness. Because of your use of big words, albeit some of them made up, I can now move forward knowing how easy I have it. Thank you, Douche!

          • Maximus

            That is absolutely NOT what I said. Again, race alone cannot predict SES or well-being. Being white doesn’t mean that you won’t encounter any barriers to success; it simply means that you won’t encounter structural racial inequality. You could, however, be subjected to other structural impediments, such as those that result from income inequality, low social capital, sexual minority stressors, etc.

          • Teriek Williams

            My great-great-great grandmother was born a slave. My great-grandmother was raped resulting in the birth to my grandmother who with 2 children of her own, qualified with her grades to attend Hunter College, graduating in 1962 before the Civil Rights Act. Her 2 kids became a teacher for the NY Board of Education (with a Masters) and an aircraft mechanic, later restaurant owner. I asked my them if they felt any racial barriers to achieving their goals. They all replied, “No.”

            If they can do it under those circumstances, my fellow African-Americans in 2017 can. It seems every time I say this, my fellow African-Americans tell me, “No, I can’t” and despite popular opinion, this is entirely their fault. There are no barriers that ethnic minorities cannot overcome with personal responsibility and self-initiative. Instead, they succumb to their poverty-stricken mentality, perpetuating their circumstances with un-coerced bad behavior while blaming a collective white bogeyman. This is all done at the behest of the terminally bitter and irreconcilably jealous faux-intellectuals who masquerade as apologist saviors and freedom fighters while diverting meaningful effort toward useless protests of the focally non-sequitur and joining in on their manipulative deconstructionist, egalitarianism at all levels agenda that does nothing for us, or society in general.

    • Anonymous

      Listen, you spoiled little brat. If you ever expect people to feel bad for and support you, you better start finding so some empathy in that callow little soul of yours. Peace.

      • Maximus

        Sorry, but I just can’t manage to feel much empathy for scammers and con artists.

        • Teriek Williams

          Can you have empathy for people who are white, cis-male, straight and attractive? That’s what you mentioned and highlighted rather than his behavior of scamming and conning. Or are the only people deserving of empathy non-whites, transgender individuals, gays and unattractive, or in other words: the special victims unit?

  • onyx081

    I’ve heard this sob story before. I remember when the video of him eating his cum was first released he was like https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd0be107c6a8538e1e8b86c35815916c9a1599ec264926e28129ba17fb003176.gif

    Then a few weeks later he was like
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7e7e39e03495ce0b93b34fa2484b3e798f8a92636a9a68b7573ab33d619b8e2b.gif

  • onyx081
    • Oh my goodness he was live casting from a Starfucks

    • Adam

      IKR! The only sad part was that I suspect he was on drugs or high from steroids so may not have been thinking clearly.

      • I think it was the Percocets after the last tattoo things got pretty painful down there

  • In-Charge.net

    Michael Hoffman joined my fetish website a long while ago to sell his videos. He turned in his photo ID and gave us access to all of his videos to post for him at prices he requested. Days after joining, a customer requested a custom video of Michael Hoffman through our website.

    Our policy for custom videos is that the performer agrees to the doing the requested video for the requested price, then the customer deposits the tokens, the performer produces the video, then the performer gets paid. Michael Hoffman agreed to do a video for $30 but demanded that he receive the money before making the video. After hearing rumors about Michael ripping off customers in the past, I was hesitant since I didn’t trust him. I agreed to pay him in advance but warned him that if he didn’t deliver the video, we would dock his earnings. He took the $30 and disappeared.

    After chatting with others, I learned this is a pattern with him. He’ll promise to go on cam or deliver a video, then he’ll take the payment and run without delivering the services. I read on another forum that he has told people he needed money because his mom died, then days later he told another person he needed money because his mom was sick, then told a third person a week later that he needed money for his mom’s birthday. He’s even claimed he needed cash from people on Skype because he alleges he’s homeless and hungry.

    I also heard a rumor that Michael lives with his adopted parents in a million dollar home, which was confirmed true to me by another source. So it’s clear that he doesn’t need the cash and instead is just a spoiled rich kid that uses people’s cash for weed and tattoos.

    • linger4444

      He is not rich lol. He lives in a normal home in Houston with his dad.

      He’s just a fucking mess and yes, I’ve chatted with people he has ripped off. According to Michael, he does it because “gays have ripped him off.”

      • In-Charge.net

        LOL he doesn’t live in a normal house, unless a $1 million dollar home is normal to you. I have his ID and can confirm those rumors

        • Zachary Sire

          Stop talking about his ID and where he lives or I’ll delete all the comments.

    • SECRET_SOLDIER

      HOLY FUCK!!! I was just posting about this.
      Never knew he did this.. MAN!!!! Sorry dude that happened..

  • badgamer1967

    hmmm ok we all have done dumb as fuck things when we are young, he take advantage of his good looks and a market on the net for quick cash. I kinda do feel empathy for him but I also think the neck tatts and general white trash thug rapper vibe he is giving out is more to do with his unemployment and lack of a gal than a few vanila jafckoff vids. I also get the feeling he blames those nasty gay folk for making his vids so popular. long story short Jr own it, get an education and get on with life cause this pity party is over. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4218847397db90581f454bdc604041c1767b52fe5f4454b19d92205e6861791c.gif

  • Greninja

    He seems a bit lost or confused. He also doesn’t seem like he wants to get a job that requires more than just a sexy body. You can’t cheat people and then act like a victim.

    • Lucifer

      How very true! He wants the money but doesn’t really want to work.

  • linger4444

    Lmao you can pay for his stuff if you want it. He literally begs for money (about $50 for 30 minutes through google pay.)

    I’ve had conversations with the guy and I feel bad, but he’s such a lost mess lol.

  • PaulieP

    he can’t be serious… anyone his age would think it’s cool he’s jacked off on film for cash….. and most would be like, so what…. how many guys on chaturbate or flirt have girlfriends…. and they all make a great living jacking for cash…. his exposed tattoos on the neck never a good idea if thinking one day i want to work corporate…. he should be capitalizing on his looks and get out on the road and dance… do something… but giving us a sob story, no… and if the story below is true about scamming people and lying well then dude you made this bed….. now sleep in it… (and if you do film that shit and be naked while doing so!!)

    • Marcus Collack

      Valid Points, however the people his age who think it’s cool he jacked off on film for cash, can’t give him a job, and those that can, still can’t because their parents own the company or they have shareholders.

  • R.A.M.J

    He better get his ass into modeling. Im sure if convicted felon Jeremy Meeks can get a modeling job, Im sure he can. And as for losing friends, I’ll be your friend Micheal, with nothing in return. Lbvs

    • CA

      Andrew Christian loves to hire hot porn performers.

      • WhimsyCotton

        Big ass and big dick. He needs to get on it!

    • Marcus Collack

      Andrew Christian model yes, Runway model No. Plus he doesn’t have the popularity of Meeks (which, I don’t get it, but that happened, but pretty can go far so…)

  • Eric from Sweden

    I think he’s just depressed after losing another girl. Feeling sorry for himself. Makin himself a victim. Anyway, he’s just young and dumb. And hot as fuck. Btw, the video has now been removed from his insta.

  • GN

    In for a penny, in for a pound, I say…Welcome to regretting shit and reaching back for non-existent erasers, it’s called growing up. It’s how you stack that character plus sift the people in your life who will be there for you at the finish (not likely to be judgmental trophy girlfriends or Hobby-Lobby value employers). When you get over your emotions, which I sincerely sympathize with as a bleeding human who’s made his share of boo-boos, call up Mindgeek again with your list of demands. Tell’ em you’re too hot to be angst-ridden and unemployed, (plus, you eat cum) what do they intend to do about it? And then take your fat pay check from that hot body and wine and dine a post-modern liberal THOT who doesn’t give a damn that you fuck guys on camera, because hey she’s looked at a calendar and it’s 2017 A. D. Cheers. P.S. When can we see you fuck? Because we are all dying to $$$
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ecdc58a830d513e6ddffdd79fe4a109e6d0461d0b00f496b247c1ab09cdd411a.gif

    • h0rnyn3rd

      Yes!!!! Preach!

  • Bruser
  • Zavier

    Oh boo hoo… straight guy wants to make money off of gays but it backfired.

  • Me2

    Dumb as a box of hair. A box of cum- soaked hair…

  • WhimsyCotton

    Honestly, he should just embrace his porn persona and make as much money as he can by becoming a “Brandon” or “Johnny Rapid” for some studio. He’s got the looks and equipment for it.

  • Birdy65

    Don’t regret, don’t apologize, be proud of what you did. Not everybody can expose a beautiful body. You gave pleasure you didn’t rob anything when you showed off. Girls have to be proud to share your life if you take care of them.

    • Birdy65

      Eventually I read you robbed people with custom paid videos you never delivered. Nothing to be proud of. Now I understand why you can’t keep girls!

  • Mister Sterious

    It’s unfortunate but I see suicide in his future.

  • James Johnson III

    He’s still physically stunning but his voice stops being sexy when it’s whining like this

  • bob80

    Damn, this dude is gorgeous, incredibly masculine handsome face. Why he decided to adopt the “ex-con” look is beyond me, it may look good on Instagram or in porn but it looks trashy in the real world .

  • Two Cents

    I would still dick him down — tats and all — but I can’t stand that whiny my life’s over soap opera bull. Get out here wit all that. Welcome to life youngin – stupid don’t pay for much in life but that booty looking good for the eating!

  • Darius Brown

    definitely a hottie, but we all bear the consequences of our actions, it’s called life. shouldn’t expect to keep a trusting relationship while this is what you do.

  • h0rnyn3rd

    Cheer up, Michael!!! You have nothing to be ashamed of. Don’t let society get you down. To thine OWN SELF be true! For real!! You gotta be yourself. Hang in there. Good times and bad times all come and go. Be proud of who you are and carry on!

  • Kevin Jones

    LOL! His videos were boring and nothing to write him about and he needs to get a job and possibly professional help.

  • DarthKitsune

    He could be a bar tender, or a postman. As for loosing girl after girl, maybe he should look harder for a girl who doesn’t care about the “porn”. Or just date dudes.

  • Jay

    Michael, it’s time to stop fucking around and do some right proper porn. Stop whining and living the strange double life of madonna and whore and just embrace the whore. It’s so much easier and less stressful. Honestly booboo.

  • PaulieP

    I just picked up a violin to read this story again and play a sad song…

  • czer

    The guy is lazy. He made the videos for easy money. It’s not that hard to jack off and flex in front of a camera. Hoffman hasn’t done much to better himself. Now he’s facing the consequences of his decisions to get paid for sex videos, covering that incredible physique with hideous tattoos, and likely behaving like a douchebag to a string of girlfriends.

  • SaintMike

    Erik Rhodes 2.0

  • Nordschleife

    It is many many gay for pay stars out here with girlfriends. Hell one just went to jail recently along with his girlfriend for killing his sugar daddy. By no means am I saying go down that road but he has to search for the right person just like the rest of us. Beauty will increase your prospects but you still have to weed through the bullshit like the rest of us. I am sure he will find someone who will forgive his past and if he starts making money again….well we all know how much people can put up with when their mate is making money.

    Good luck to him.

  • Gay Boise

    He shouldn’t regret anything. He has an amazing body, and if people are so judgmental towards him for making adult videos etc. then it just goes to show who they are as people. I wish he were gay in a way because I’m sure there would be plenty of us gays that would love him unconditionally.

    I also have social anxiety so I can completely relate to his anxiety disorder. It’s really annoying because I can’t even make phone calls to people, unless it’s people I’m familiar with – like family etc.

    Then to see so many toxic comments below, it’s really quite sad seeing so much judgement. People have NO idea what others go through – they only see the outside. I hope things get better for him, and I hope he manages to find a job that accepts him with no strings attached.

  • SteadyNUnremitting

    I feel no sympathy for this con artist. He can spare us the crocodile white tears.

  • Dana Rimons

    Trash.

  • SECRET_SOLDIER

    A lot of you guys are on target.

    I’ve never met this guy. However, I know people who got caught up/ stung by him. I can confirm this from other friends that he comes from an affluent background, made some bad choices..etc..

    Here’s the bigger scoop, to say he’s gay for pay is an understatement.

    As someone else said, “maybe”, this video is click-bait. He had his heartfelt moments months ago and still is putting out videos.

    Maybe because tattoo artist aren’t rolling in dough, instead of fast food, he may find this to be his only way to make a living aside from his rich parents.
    Well, turns out I have friends with deeper pockets than me, who said they hired him, I’m not privy to what went down. My friends pay for escorts all the time, and they individually said right away he was a scammer.

    ”HOWEVER” only smiles on their faces when asked if they got their money’s worth.
    So Mike dude, keep it real. You’re an attractive guy you can have girls/ guys. You can have a job, maybe not to your liking, but there is work.

    From what my friends say, you whoar the concept of gay-4-pay. So just bereal with it and get paid for it the right way.

    Quit straddling the fence, and scamming people, either you’re in or out. But as of 5 days ago, “you’re still in”, so do it the right way for a change.

  • SECRET_SOLDIER

    Wow! Somebody just showed me his spread on Instagram pics, doesn’t look like he’s hurting much.

    Reminds me of Jake Orion with a Go-fund-me page asking to help pay his bills/taxes, Fast Forward to now> you see him on you tube, with the fancy cars(s), living in a gated community.

    Mike at the risk of losing friends for spilling dirt, “I HEARD” you can throw that dick down for the right ass. Fuck it dude, why not do porn? You have name recognition, a gay following. Cody Cummings comes to mind.

    But you and the Jake Orion’s should know, jerking off only goes so far until we actually want to see you bone someone (preferably male).

  • SECRET_SOLDIER

    “onyx081” is right, you can’t make 3 meltdown videos from( “ I know what it looks like, but I’m not gay> Brent screwed me, >I’m sorry I screwed people.)

    Then months later come out with this vid of you in a men’s bathroom asking people to come fuck you.

    From this vid

    through the next 4. I haven’t seen butter spread on bread any easier than you props your ass cheeks open.

    I have to say it. The way you engage in anal play tells a whole other story about some possible struggles.

    I’m just curious about the timing. You JUST said in February “you were done with porn”. Then 2 months later you started releasing new videos.

    You have a whole collection on tagnet. And somebody posted that you were inviting guys to jerkoff with you a few days ago after the sympathy video aired. I see some mental health distress going on among other things…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf22e785ef1dbe3538518bc518fc50356b1913c545fd1b03ad441351b103f54b.png

  • Orlando Chan

    He should just bute the bullet and do gay porn.

  • paradigm98
  • David Delray

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/82e04eb04d111ab6d12e7a4f20fc2d3572fc5d2371942b72c2fd49424b6a3841.gif

    I do not understand how a person does not know that some of the consequences of getting naked online are not pleasant..
    Dude is too attractive to be worried about women with sexual hangups, although, his stroke game was lame as fuck…

  • dj

    Yeah pretty sure it is the tats or lack of employable skills. I know plenty of porn people who have no problem getting jobs.

  • SECRET_SOLDIER

    So now he’s officially quit Instagram(again). I think the 2nd time this year.
    How long before he’s back?

  • DallasTexasSon

    This isn’t funny. He’s clearly hurting and I feel sorry for him. I hope something good comes of this and wish him the best.