GayHoopla Model Says He Was In “High Class” 30-Person Orgy, Has Way Too Much Shit In His Bathroom

Posted March 20, 2015 by with 30 comments

gayhoopla-miles-houston-06GayHoopla’s latest straight guy, Miles Houston, is a beefy and cornfed muscle jock with tree trunk legs, a huge bubble butt, and thick dick-sucking lips (stay tuned to see if they ever get used for actual dick sucking). Also? He’s got way too much shit going on in his bathroom.

gayhoopla-miles-houston-10I’m having an anxiety attack just looking at this photo. An alarm clock, an electric toothbrush, an iPad, a coffee maker(??) and/or water purifier(?), all those hair products, perfume, baby wipes, a huge ass candle, etc. Maybe GayHoopla should launch a sub-site, “GayHoarders.”

Miles Houston is much easier to look at when he’s not in his bathroom, thank God.

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In this awkward interview clip (which cuts off at the end without warning, sorry), Miles says he once participated in a 30-person “masquerade” orgy, which was “some high class shit” (aren’t they all?), but I find this hard to believe. He seems too straight-laced to do anything like that, but sometimes it’s the quiet ones who are the kinkiest, so you never know?

Trailer (watch full video here):

[GayHoopla: Miles Houston]

 

  • sxg

    My god I am in love with those legs!!!

    What trips me out the most about his bathroom is that counter space above his toilet. Whoever thought of that has got to be an idiot since it will be a bitch to deal with if ever he has toilet issues.

    And Hempz products? lol more than likely he got that shit just because it’s some sort of pot novelty. I don’t know many people who buy those and according to a friend who works in a salon who sells all sorts of hair and beauty products, they don’t sell well. Doesn’t surprise me they smell like shit anyways.

    • Russell47

      They smell like shit? Maybe that’s why they’re above the john?

      • sxg

        lol no they REALLY smell terrible. I can’t remember if I was in the salon smelling the lotion or conditioner, but it just did not smell good at all.

    • DPS

      That is so funny. When I saw that counter over the toilet all I could think of is have fun changing a flapper in it.

    • Iain Gardener

      Totally agree about the legs, and the arse is grade A as well, but I feel like a bad gay, looking at his bathroom he’s got more products/gadgets in his bathroom then in my entire apartment!

    • lordgabux

      I actually think the counter space about his toilet is genius. I put a lot of my shit on mine hahahahhaa (so much stuff to remove to clean it hahahaha). And it’s probably somebody else’s bathroom. You know some business queen let them shoot there and fuck the guys later hahahahaha. A la duckface hahahahhaa

    • disqus_9xayOTnP13

      Pull the two nuts that attach the tank to the bowl, charge an extra hour.

  • LEVITICUS

    Ass is thumbs up Dick is thumbs gown =(

  • Harley

    YEA! What is that big silver box on his counter. I embiggened it and still couldn’t tell what that thing is.

    • Hunter of Porn

      It’s a Kangen water purifier. Supposedly they are better than Brita water filters. I’ve tried them in a demo but couldn’t find any difference between them and tap water. But then again I live in an area where the tap water is highly rated.

      As for him I would put the speaker and iPad in a bag if your going to use them when taking a shower. Although they never got wet I busted a phone and speaker from the humidity.

      • sneeek

        I’ve never heard of Kangen, so did a little googling. Looks like the machines go for at least a grand on the low end. Yikes. And the “science” behind them sounds kinda sketchy.

        • disqus_9xayOTnP13

          Got an old laptop power supply and a couple of water jugs you can make your own for >20 bucks

  • Russell47

    High Class Orgy? Where does one get tickets? & who is on the guest list to make it “High” Class? Oh, maybe it’s in Beverly “Hills” or in a Manhattan penthouse…..

    A masquerade orgy like in Eyes Wide Shut? Was Tommy there?

    I’m not being bitchy, it;’s just that some of the things these dudes say (or are coached to say by TPTB) are so wacky

  • Casey Scott

    With all that shit in his bathroom, no way this guy isn’t gay.

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      hahah, I was hoping too. but reality is the huge water filter isn’t gay nor straight . He has 1 neutrogena face cream, hair gel , tooth paste & brush , pretty basic :) None really say shit about his straight/gay thing . SO said, but he’s super hot now

  • DPS

    Just saw this clip and really got a DOOSH vibe and no wood inspiration. Thirty person orgy is the first step in having bi as his status as a model. Any bets on how long before he posts on twitter (when he has a GH one) some offensive comments about gays? All that aside he is sorta hot.

  • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    ok, important thing first, that big box in his bathroom is Kangen water filter, I believe his model is
    Leveluk SD501 Platinum, which retails ~ $4,400 cuz I had that model for a while. He either got it for free or almost free (like me) or just loaded.
    Kudos for using skincare products early though not sure why he’d pick Neutrogena. FYI, that line doesnt help with acne dude but at least he’s smart enough to get sth with SPF. Oh, and what’s up with the cologne ,hair gel & face cream right next to the toilet ? Like he’s putting on moisturizer while pooping?
    He’s so hot though. HIs face reads a bit older but just minor point.
    Let’s use those thick cock sucking lips the way God created them to be used

    • Alias74

      And wearing Dunhill Desire……sooooo 1988.

      • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        you mean the cologne ? hahhha, Dunill is classic but that particular one isn’t my thing. I think it’s adorable that a young hot dude swear sth more mature & “sophisticated ” (I hate that word) but depends for sure..

  • Face Palm

    I’ll take a “Gay Hoarders” series over this guy any day

  • Scrapple

    If you’re worried about the purity of your water, why are you drinking in the same room you shit in?

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      LOL My friend has the same machine in her bathroom for washing her face, brushing teeth, shampooing etc… I doubt this guy’s using Kangten water to wash his face though, considering the Neutrogena face cream . ya, talk about clean water :)

      • Scrapple

        He might want to consider spending less time pampering his face, and more time protecting his shins. It looks like he has been practicing Lil’ Sweet’s knee-slide from that Dr. Pepper commercial.

        • McM.

          The cuts and bruises are from the bar scraping his shins during deadlifts

          Wraps and socks can prevent shin scraping. Some can be expensive, but not much a problem for him consider all the other gadgets he has lying around.

        • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          “less time pampering his face” are you sure you’re not straight? Even the macho lumberjack gays I know have more skin care products than that. Menshealth just spent 2pgs in the grooming section advising how to chose face serum LOL
          well his shins are also important but the bruises might’ve been from giving bjs. suddenly , my day just got brighter…

          • Scrapple

            Hey, I love a good facial, but you should spend so much time on one area of your body that other areas look neglected.

            Why would his shins be bruised from giving a blowjob? I thought the preferred oral position was to suck cock while you’re squatting over another one. Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

  • Drew Barrymore

    I love the body but pitty he’s shaved.

  • Zealot

    He participated in a “High Class 30-person orgy”? I think it must have been a meeting of the pyramid sales club that pimps out those hemp products. That’s where the high part comes in, I’m guessing.

  • Alias74

    Not bad looking…nice body….average cock and he looks like he’s 40 years old. And yeah….Neutrogena Men’s is the WORST skincare.

  • lordgabux

    That first picture need to be posted on Lurid Digs ASAP hahahahaha

    http://www.luriddigs.com/