Happy National Watermelon Day, From Peter Annaud And Bastian Dufy

Posted August 3, 2017 by with 19 comments

bd16524f00c14a96958c374da3ae5e6aEvery single day is a “National ______ Day” for something in America! (e.g., National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, National Hot Dog Day, National Coloring Book Day, National Bring Your Dog To Work Day, National Gingersnap Day, National Tapioca Pudding Day.) Today, for example, is National Watermelon Day, so why not use that as an excuse to post about a gay porn scene featuring a watermelon?

d0ab188b9c4e46449fbbb81555ee5408 84f12d251b1e42db9c77477c89daf22bFor once, this is actually a day worth celebrating, thanks to Peter Annaud, Bastian Dufy, and their watermelon scene, released by Freshmen last year:

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Watermelons are so important to America (and to the Czech Republic, I guess), as they have sacrificed so much in service of our great country.

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God bless you, Watermelon.

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(The watermelon eventually leaves, but we’ll never forget it.)

4da2b0c513dc44a487fab6a83fedf8f8Clip (watch full scene here):

[Freshmen: Peter Annaud Fucks Bastian Dufy]

  • snoopyfo

    I guess sean was wrong the whole time, a guys ass is not like fucking a watermelon, its better! lol

  • DaveAtom

    I like it. Watermelon, good. Dick, gooood.

  • sxg

    Them seeds though…

  • Zealot

    Miss Porn Manners says fucking a watermelon without a napkin!? Never. And one should always consider a seed in the urethra can mean a painful, and embarrassing trip to the ER. Best to avoid both and leave food for the dinner table and out of the bedroom!
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    • nick

      You can usually suck the seed out of the urethra…..erm, or so I heard from some guy I know

      • Zealot

        Yes…but then what to do with it? Seeds are just nuisances and there aren’t many delicate and refined ways to dispose of them. However, methinks a silver plated Tiffany seed cup may be a good Christmas, birthday or Hanukkah gift for men so inclined to indulge with Citrullus lanatus during sex. But in my experience, men who like to stick their thingies into red juicy places prefer female company (by a margin of 79.4% to 20.6%) for their penile intrusions. Just sayin’.

        • nick

          I usually just spit the seed across the room, I have etiquette issues.

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  • a b

    Why Belami always insist on this bullshit? Is like CorbinFisher with their straight scenes

  • Mike Julius

    They’ve been watching too much Sean Cody.

  • WhimsyCotton

    I wonder if we’ll get a Sean scene on SC today.

  • Scrapple

    Steven Universe was triggered by this post. As was Gallagher.

  • Maximus

    SC’s Sean was so shook by this scene that he had to skip his go-go dancing gig and recede even deeper into the closet.

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  • nerfTractor

    Bastian Dufy is a gift to humankind