Quick Poll: Does “DickSlangin” Have A Great Cock?

Posted July 24, 2016 by with 123 comments

GXZjiNgAfter viewing these photos and this gif/video—via Reddit user “DickSlangin“—please answer the poll question below: Does DickSlangin have a great cock?

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Note: In the two older photos above, DickSlangin did not have the chest tattoo.

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Side note: If you’re reading this and you are DickSlangin (or you know who DickSlangin is), please email me immediately!

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  • Rob Wilson

    Good god.

  • Ben

    SC or CM need to sign this guy up immediately. His dick reminds me of SC’s Peter’s dick. Fuck, maybe Zach needs to open his own site and start recruiting these straighties

    My other favs:
    https://www.reddit.com/user/BeardedSir/submitted/
    https://www.reddit.com/user/mr305_/submitted/
    https://www.reddit.com/user/howboutalilthunder/submitted/

    • Jemoen

      ” Damn, all these hot comments are getting me even hornier. Thanks guys, I’m fucking rock solid right now ”

      He is probably into guys.
      Is there any chance that we can get a studio so that contact him?

    • edginghours

      BeardedSir is also a fave.

      I love myself some cum fountains, though: https://www.reddit.com/user/GButtN/

    • McM.

      No. There are too many straight men giving bad performances in gay porn.

    • moondoggy

      I would slap you for showing me this, but my hands are frantically busy. The only thing worse than a man who loves his cock this much is when I can’t prevent myself from loving it even more.

      • Ben

        U should watch some of his videos. I never have the need to pay for sex but i would gladly give this man my bank account for one night with him

        • moondoggy

          And he’s doing that as a one-man operation while companies with thousands of dollars to spend on hiring and production can’t do jack shit. Can you imagine if he were in charge of Sean Cody?

          • Ben

            Well… if you follow (read: stalk) him on reddit long enough. His wife helps him with his photos/videos.

          • moondoggy

            He’s straight??

          • Ben

            yeah did you not notice he posted his stuff on /r/ladybonersgw ? andhe posted a few pics of his wife as well.

          • moondoggy

            I didn’t notice, but wouldn’t have known what that meant anyway. To me, “lady boners” sounds like a dessert.

            http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/DSC2541.jpg

      • McM.

        If lovin’ cock is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

  • Tellingthetruth

    OMG I LOVE HIM, HE’S PERFECT

  • Silver64

    Damn…now that’s the definition of “Tube Steak”

  • Pertinax

    More than the usual standard five inches and thick too.

    • Stephen

      What’s wrong with 5″? 😛

      • Pertinax

        Absolutely nothing. It’s ” lovely “.

      • Two Cents

        Nothing as long as you know how to lay them five inches. If you do it well then youre alright with me.

  • sam my

    I’m not a size queen, so I guess it cool.

  • Zealot

    As foretold in the Ancient Books of Hezzabediah Oblahdi of Jeheskado, in the story referencing Mordecai the ancient scribe who foretold the coming of the five torments of Petchuli– there is mention of one who shall come from the west with the endowment of a donkey who has yea verily imbibed of the testosterone-laden waters of Bihimiminimiii. And he who shall cometh unto the presence of the being with great endowments and worship thereupon….he shall be rendered incontinent until the Feast Day of Shamabmititi. And on that day he shall surely walketh as though a wildebeast has surely trampled upon his chi-chis and he shall controleth not his excremental functions.

    • lordgabux

      hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      died died died died hahahahahahahaha

  • Xzamilloh
    • FitAsianGuy

      Side bar, Mike is so cute!

  • Scrapple
  • Nana Eristavi

    Well, – not Kris Evans, but definitely nice. :)

  • nick

    Neck down = ok
    Neck up = nok

    • erexshawn

      I’d go with:

      dick up = not ok
      dick down = probably not ok
      dick = ok

  • kkdd1

    I love it when another guy has a dick as BIG as mine it gives me something 2 grab onto while I FUCK the hell out of him !

    • McM.

      pics or it didn’t happen

  • Jemoen

    How there are people voting no? seriously.

    What a incredible perfect man. Speechless

    • edginghours

      I need more evidence before I can render a verdict.

  • RaJ
  • Alias74PornReviews

    Dude is SMOKING HOT!!!

  • Marcus Collack

    I’ll tell him like my boyfriend told me: I will drain your balls so hard and so often you will need a specialist. We Celebrated 5 years two weeks ago. and no, still haven’t been able to have kids

  • erexshawn

    so we’ve moved away from reporting on gay porn stars and we have begun stalking guys that we wish were gay porn stars? I’m hoping it is a slow news day and not the continued erosion of journalistic standards.

    • edginghours

      “Actually, it’s about ethics in porn reporting.”

  • Marcus Collack
  • Pinko of the Grange

    Great…no
    very good…yes.

    But didn’t he get the memo that tats are out? And that Celtic/Norse tats are linked to white supremacist?

    • McM.

      Re: Celtic/Norse tats. Generally no. Celtic and Norse imagery is more closely associated with a neo-paganism movement that started in the mid-1970s, but got into popular culture in the early 1980s.

      Also, that tat looks less proto-european in design and more an amalgamation of south and meso-american.

      • Pinko of the Grange

        Show up in prison with a Celt/Norse tat and find out how well that argument works out.

        That chain design is straight out of Dover Press “Celtic and Old Norse Designs”

      • Pinko of the Grange

        Upon review the main part does have the pre-Colombian themes that were
        popular mural subjects on the SoCal low-riders of the 70’s.

        • Ben

          You are retarded

          • Pinko of the Grange

            So you disagree that a winged skull wasn’t in the murals that low rider’s painted in the murals on their cars?

    • Ben

      anther tattoo nazi. lol

      • Pinko of the Grange

        And the irony flies right past the shortstop.

        • Ben

          lol. Celtic/Norse tata are not linked to white supremacists, misguided tat haters. Tats have never and will never be out. I guess people like you just have to force your opinion down people’s throat, huh? Telling people what they can or can’t do with their body. * yawn *

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Okaaaay…

            Criticizing is not telling any one what to do. He puts his pix on line for everyone to comment on.
            Did I post take him at gun point to the tat removal clinic?
            Have I advocated for the closure of Tat Parlors?

            You sir assume too much, and are ignorant of the symbolism of the art form.

          • Ben

            Lol the classic reason. This is no difference than those religious nuts. “I don’t hate sinners, hate the sin” i’m not telling gay people what to do, just don’t display that kind of behavior in front of my children.

            I’m the ignorant one? When you’re the one who assumes things? Celtic tattoos are not white supremacist thing. What the fuck are you on. I know plenty both white and non white people who have this kind of tat. It’s particularly popular design in hispanic and samoan community. Stop pulling things out of your ass for yout personal agenda.

            Do some research and read a book.

            Fuck off, you ignorant judgmental prick

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Of course you do.
            Ask any gang unit LEO what Celt tats signify.

            So you are perfect being and don’t criticize any art or mention that something is over exposed?

            Did some one not piss in your Cheerios this morning?

            Please simmer down before you go out; it’s not healthy to be so angry over some random internet comment.

          • Xzamilloh

            I mean, you’re claiming someone’s tat is linked to white supremacy, but you’re not providing any real evidence… that’s kinda a shitty thing to do that could ruin someone’s reputation if not true.

            http://25.media.tumblr.com/38f772260be126b3ad864850176b0d22/tumblr_mj92b4NHC31ro2i2ho1_500.gif

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Common knowledge exception.

          • Ben

            Lmao. Common knowledge and yet you’re the only one who happens to know this “fact”. Citation or get lost, troll

          • Xzamilloh
          • Pinko of the Grange

            Common knowledge doesn’t need a cite.

          • Mike Julius

            Feelings aren’t evidence.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            common knowledge isn’t a “feeling”.

          • Mike Julius

            It’s not common knowledge if it’s missing the knowledge part.

            It’s not knowledge if it’s not based on evidence. In that case, it’s a feeling. Many people believe the world is flat, for them it’s a common belief, but it’s not knowledge.

            They are wrong. Just move on because so are you.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            It is part of the pop culture zeitgeist. in every show that has Aryan brotherhood types the actors are covered in Celt/Norse ink.

            Knowledge is facts as they are understood at a point in time. So if the the sum of references is the world is flat then that is the common knowledge. It is up to the round worlders to change the cannon of knowledge.

            all I have said is there is a link; the iconography has many chains that radiate from it, but one of those leads to the racist.

            It is the same thing as skin heads (boots a braces don’t mean they are racist) but most people think they all are neo-nazi-alt-right-punks (aka common knowledge).

          • Mike Julius

            Reminds me of the end of this:
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNdkrtfZP8I

          • Eric AS

            Firstly tats ain’t out, studios that didn’t used to cast men with them now have the majority of active models inked, I’m looking at Corbin Fisher for one. Second causation is a bitch. The commentator above, who noted that Norse symbolism in tattoo became very popular following pagan religious awakenings in the 20th century shows the faith aspect to Celtic and mythic Norse designs, but the fact that some hate groups borrowed signs from my religion to sell their propaganda doesn’t link those designs to white supremacy. Just as a cross is not considered a hate symbol because Fred Phelps jerked off to them. Thirdly you blue waffle ass munch the man who you were so quick to cast aspersions of racism is rocking a rather glorious monochromatic Tibetan Skull chestpiece. He’s likely a Buddhist you puny poofter.

            http://www.asianart.com/phpforum/index.php?method=detailAll&Id=55265
            http://www.chinabuddhismencyclopedia.com/en/index.php/The_practices_and_rituals_of_Tibetan_Kapala_skull_caps

          • Pinko of the Grange

            You admit there is a link. That is all I posted. No where in the short question I wrote are the words all, most, or even quite a few. It is your justifiable sensitivity to something you hold dear being corrupted that allowed an apparently intelligent, although misguided, man to projected one or all those words in to the question i asked.

            I have never waffled, back pedaled or any thing else in the is thread. No one asked what my intent was. I stated it shortly after I saw some who thought was judging them because of ink. In hindsight my comment was inelegant at best.

            As I posted somewhere else till 1925 the swastika was just clip art with multiple meanings.

            With closing parlors and tat artists looking for other work. That is surely not a sign of a healthy industry. And is porn really a good indicator of what is fashionable? If that were the case Architectural Digest would be full of ads for cheap beige couches that are resistant to cum stains.

            Okay but that necklace sure looks like a Norse torque to me. And I still think it would look better as part of a mural on the hood of a ’72 Econoline.

            btw what the fuck is a blue waffle?

          • Ben

            Overexposed? To whom? You?

            And you’re still not providing proof. Next time, keep your unwanted ignorant view within your circle.

            Newsflash, your opinion is kot a fact. Your so called common knowledge is not common knowledge when you’re the only one who “happens” to know about it

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Over exposed…closure of parlors, tat artist looking for graphic artists gigs.

            Celt/Norse theme in supremacists:

            http://www.adl.org/combating-hate/hate-on-display/summary-view.html?hate_symbol_category=general-hate-symbols#.V5Yl16Iauzk

            http://www.salon.com/2012/08/08/can_we_profile_white_supremacists/

            https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2006/look-racist-skinhead-symbols-and-tattoos

            http://www.realclear.com/offbeat/2014/07/24/7_most_notorious_prison_tattoos_what_they_mean_8023.html

            How about?

            The Tattoo Encyclopedia By Terisa Green

            Apparently you didn’t get the memo either and have never had an original thought.

            Remember till 1925 the swastika was just another piece of clip art with multiple meanings.

          • Ben

            Here, dumb ass.

            https://www.google.com/search?q=celtic+tattoo+white+supremacist&biw=1400&bih=856&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjcgdas8Y7OAhWDZj4KHT2pD1EQ_AUIBygA&dpr=1

            Even in your citations, the celtic tatoos have to have very specific celtic design (cross and circle) for them to be racists/hateful.

            Celtic design is not inherently racist. Read your own links again.

            The only celtic related tattoo that is white supremacist is the celtic cross even then it is used by many non white supremacists now. The meaning is changing and evolving.

            And this guy tattoo has no celtic cross

            Stop making shit up, you ignorant illiterate fuck.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            a Celtic cross is a Celtic design…no?
            a rune is a Norse symbol…true?
            My statement is accurate.
            I never posted that he was a WP supporter.

            Now really I have to go into town and pick up the clevis, that just came out of the autoclave, for the baler.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            BTW “Celtic design is not inherently racist”

            Never said they were; you just assumed i did in you hate for me because I had the fortitude to oppose your opinion and 3rd grade bully tactics.

            Name calling that may work on your gamin love slaves, but really step it up I went to LSE with English Public School boys.

          • Xzamilloh

            “But didn’t he get the memo that tats are out? And that Celtic/Norse tats are linked to white supremacist?”

            I mean, that’s what you wrote… it’s easy for one to come to the conclusion that that’s where you were going with that statement.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            You could infer that i suppose.

            But really the comment was a swipe at our good publisher, seeing racism in tats.

            I have just been playing with Ben

          • Xzamilloh
          • Pinko of the Grange

            That is one person’s opinion.

          • Ben

            You said so yourself in your first post. Celtic tattoos are linked to white supremacist. You don’t know this guy. His tatts have no cross in it and is very different than what racists celtic look like. And somehow in your idiotic mind, you felt the need to tell people this kind of tattoo is linked to racism. Impying that he’s either a tacist or someone who’s ignorant enough to wear a racist tat.

            Just because some VERY specific celtic designs are racist does mean celtic designs/tatoos cannot be worn/used by non racists people to represent other things.

            It even said so in your OWN sources that you didnt bother to read. Only VERY specific cetic designs are racist

            fuck, you’re a moron

          • Pinko of the Grange

            They are and you agreed.

            I never posted all of them were; nor did I say that those that have them are racist. You have inferred all this based on a very short question. I know that not every skinhead is a neo-nazi alt-right racist pig. I also know that star tats at the clavicle doesn’t mean the owner served time in a Russian prison. Really you need to read for comprehension.

            Or if it isn’t clear politely ask.

            Honestly all the rancor is based on your own prejudices.

          • Ben

            I didnt agree shit. Stop making shit up.

            Prejudice? You’re the one who thinks tatts are out? You’r the one made the assumption that the tatt on this dude is linked to white supremacist. When you have no proof that it is. When the tattoo on this guy is not remotely close to the tattoos in any of hour sources.

            You’re the bigot one here. People can do whatever thei want to their own skin and your interpretation what a tatto might be linked to does not make it a fact.

            Seriously, just shit the fuck up already. You said this guy tattoo is linked to white supremacist and now you’re saying you never said that. Are you fucking moron?

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Nope you inferred all your bile from a question.

            Please show me on bigoted statement I wrote.

            Do I hate the Eames, or anyone that sit’s in one of their chairs, “”””IF””” I state the mid-century modern is falling out of favor? That is a ridiculous conclusion.

            You did agree by stating a Celtic cross can be racist.

          • Ben

            celtic cross can be racist. But do you see any celtic cross on this guy? No. So, no i don’t agree with you that this guy’s tattoo is linked to white supremacy

            Your own prejudices against tattoos are the problem here. Moreover, you assumed something you’re not familiar with and you made a racist accusation towards this man.

            Read your first post again. That’s the very definition of bigotry and ignorance. You don’t like tattoos. So, tattoos are “out.” You don’t liked the tattoo itself and you posted that may have negative impact on people’s perception on this guy. Some people just read stuff. Your post could very well make people have the same assumption as you do of this man.

            Next time do your research before apitting out false statements/accusations especially if the subject is something you know nothing about.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            So I regret my own ink?

            really darling give it a rest.

            You read a lot more into a throw away comment then was ever there, and now are starting to realize it.

            Pointing out the something is going out of fashion is does not in any way equal dislike let alone bigotry.

            And it was a question, not an accusation.

            breath…& be well

          • Ben

            Here’s your own post in you own words. “But didn’t he get the memo that tats are out? And that Celtic/Norse tats are linked to white supremacist?”

            Read a lot more what? You assumed all celtic tats are linked to whyite suprecmacist. I called you out on your bullshit since celtic tat is not inherently racist. It has to be a VERY SPECIFIC celtic cross design. Did you not even look at the links you quoted?

            and realize what? you’re a bigot and ignorant who assumed things.

            Tats are out why? Because you don’t like tattooo? Because you regret your own ink? and you just assumed everyone would be like you? If you regret you own ink, it’s on you. Some of us don’t regret our tattoos.

            Now you’re saying it was a question and not a question?

            Read your own post again “But didn’t he get the memo that tats are out? And that Celtic/Norse tats are linked to white supremacist?”

            and also remember you said it was a common knowledge Implying it was a fact, not a question?

            Wow. the hypocrisy is strong with this one. I called you out on your bs, I destroyed your celtic bullshit. now you’re backpedaling. “uh. You’re reading too much into this. it was a question, not an accusation.” when your first few posts kept insisting that celtic tatts are linked to supremacist.

            God, you’re a dumbass. You chose to have tatts on your body, you regret it and now because you are, apparently “tats are out” now. Get off your high horse, retard

          • Pinko of the Grange

            You really have a problem with he abstract of a rhetorical question don’t you?

            No you inferred that I think all Celtic/Norse tats are only on WP proponents. Because at some point you assumed that I am anti all tats

            I don’t regret my Mjolnir left shoulder tat Pat did a great job on it 20 years ago. I never said I did; again it was a rhetorical question, In an attempt to show that you assume to much about me.

            Tats are out because fewer people are getting them. How many artists are working in other jobs that you know. How many parlors are closed?

            Always been a question.

            Questions can’t have statements of fact in them? RU sure?

            this is what i get when having a battle of whits with someone that has none.

          • Ben

            No, this is what you get when you try bullshitting your bigoted statement with someone who called you out on your bs.

            Stop changing the subject. You see this guy’s tattoo. You assume it’s Celtic/Norse and you assume his tattoo linked to white supremacists. I and other members ask for source. You say it’s a common knowledge. This implies your statement is a fact, not a question. You bring your sources and I point it out to you the celtic tatts that are commonly linked to racism is a very SPECIFIC cross celtic design. and again this guy tattoo has no cross in it. You made a misguided accusation/assumption about this guy’s tattoo, you got called out. Point blank and the period.

            and there you go with your “assumption” again. Fewer people are getting them? Proof? Sources? Your opinion is not a fact. So, you assumed just because parlors are closed, tats are out? LMAO. You really see yourself as this truth bearer, huh?

            So now, you’re saying your question was the truth? When just one post before you said it was a question, not an accusation. So which is it? Is your post the truth? A question? an accusation?

            Let me remind you of your words again

            “But didn’t he get the memo that tats are out? And that Celtic/Norse tats are linked to white supremacist?”

            So is the above sentence the truth? or question? if it is the truth. Can you please point it out what is so racist about this guy tattoo especially when it has nothing to do with racist celtic cross design?

            I may have assumed too much about you but at the same time you assumed too much about this guy in your first post. I am admitting this, can you admit yours? that you assumed/read too much into this guy’s tattoo?

            Get off the internet, grandpa

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Mkay
            You Post(yp)
            “Stop changing the subject. You see this guy’s tattoo. You assume it’s
            Celtic/Norse and you assume his tattoo linked to white supremacists. I
            and other members ask for source. You say it’s a common knowledge. This
            implies your statement is a fact, not a question. You bring your sources
            and I point it out to you the celtic tatts that are commonly linked to
            racism is a very SPECIFIC cross celtic design. and again this guy tattoo
            has no cross in it. You made a misguided accusation/assumption about
            this guy’s tattoo, you got called out. Point blank and the period.”

            No nor do you have evidence.
            The discussion of celt nores link to WP groups was tangential to the main point so it can not be used to bootstrap your argument.
            A single indecent proves my very, intentionally, open point about a link.
            I only asked a question you inferred that it was attack on the kid’s ink.

            yp:
            “and there you go with your “assumption” again. Fewer people are getting
            them? Proof? Sources? Your opinion is not a fact. So, you assumed just
            because parlors are closed, tats are out? LMAO. You really see yourself
            as this truth bearer, huh?”

            Outlets closing, with no outside intervention, or consolidation into mega outlets, is the single largest leading economic indicator that something is losing popularity; aka or going out (of fashion).

            yp:
            “So now, you’re saying your question was the truth? When just one post
            before you said it was a question, not an accusation. So which is it? Is
            your post the truth? A question? an accusation?”

            it is a question that has a statement of truth in it. It contains no accusation of the kid. Mea copa on thinking you could read that into my explanation.

            yp:
            “I may have assumed too much about you but at the same time you assumed
            too much about this guy in your first post. I am admitting this, can you
            admit yours? that you assumed/read too much into this guy’s tattoo?”

            Again only by your inference.

            Now if you would of asked; I would of told you that the line was a swipe at Zach and his constant obsession with finding symbols in porn dudes tats, and not an attack on this kid, other than his taste in ink. But you attacked me, maligned the intellectually challenged, and the elderly. So I have nothing to admit to other than not keeping my mouth shut if I don’t have something nice to say.

            The only thing I would of said about the kid’s tat is: it would look better on a on a slammed ’72 Ford Econoline’s hood ghosted between the base coat and candy apple.

          • DrunkEnough

            It’s not his tattoo I want forced down my throat. But yeah, I think that tat is ugly and it was a huge mistake. He was prettier before. Tatts are displays meant to be seen, I’m seeing it, and it gives me a big, fat, hard negative opinion.

  • Spencer87

    This is a question? lol Um FUCK YEAH it’s perfect.

  • JonnyM

    Hell yes!

  • kevin

    another hot guy who gets himself a trailer-park tattoo

    • GN

      That tat actually looks well done, artistically speaking. no?

      • nick

        I like the tat.

  • C3xxx

    For some reason I want to pair him up with Jack Hunter,
    Zach, make it happen please :)

  • Dale Bergman
    • Mike Julius

      LOL!

  • asby

    1…Dick pics on the internet with your face showing…..2…Big easy to spot tattoo = He is pretty much guaranteed to be showing up in gay porn soon

  • Nate

    Great balls too

  • GN

    Who voted “no” on that dick?

  • 76disqus

    By porn standards it is average, but my general population standards it is way up there. Gotta be in the 80 to 90 percentile for sure.

  • ToxicBrew

    That thing is a beauty! Good for him =)

  • Johnny

    It’s a great gloryhole cock, but not interested in sleeping with that.

    • Silver64

      Who said anything about “sleeping”…

  • Futanari-Kisaragi Yagami

    Mmmm. He can get it any day. <3

  • SaintMike
  • R.A.M.J

    Stop trying to make me cheat on my husband. LOL

  • BjorkNut

    Oh sweet Jesus! Please let this be the first contestant in that Gay Pornstar competition Zach promoted a few days ago…

  • Blacharrt

    He looks average, his cock is huge, to find out if it’s great depends on if he can work it or not. I’ll be happy to test that out.

  • gaysiantwink

    It’s cut so nty.

  • HoratioCaine

    it is a cock to which odes should be written. men should fall to their knees and worship it.

  • freater

    Shame about the ugly tat :(((