The “Right In Front Of My Salad?” Woman Is The Most Popular Gay Porn Performer Of The Summer

Posted August 2, 2017 by with 62 comments

0014Over the last few days, a woman playing the wife of gay porn star Jaxton Wheeler went viral, blowing up Tumblr, becoming a top trending topic on Twitter, and even getting her own BuzzFeed article today, all by saying just six words: “Right in front of my salad?”

salaeThat line of dialog (which was apparently ad-libbed and not part of the script) from the unidentified actress comes when she realizes that her husband is fucking a naked chef (played by Donald Trump-supporting gay porn star Jake Porter) right in front of her. Women discovering their husbands fucking other men is nothing new at all in gay porn (especially in Men.com scenes), but this actress’s delivery and comedic timing has made her a true gay icon (or, at least a fun meme for a few days). Gay porn isn’t known for absurd humor or for featuring strong female performances, but this worked perfectly on every level, intentional or not. Clip:

Men.com is trying get Right In Front Of My Salad? woman to answer a few of my questions (she was an extra on the Los Angeles shoot and hasn’t been in any gay porn before, so it’s not immediately clear how easy she’ll be to track down so many months later), and until then, a few gifs of the most popular person in gay porn this summer.

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Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Right In Front Of My Salad?]

  • steve adams

    I didn’t see anyone Toss the Salad?

  • stephen

    I hope they lock her down with a contract stat

  • Marik Ishtar

    May we take a moment to acknowledge that Mendotcom’s content is only good for parodying and memes.

  • sxg

    As much as I love that this is trending, the worst part about it is now people know who Jacob Ford is.

    • WhimsyCotton
      • sxg

        I thought Jacob Ford was gay?

        • Pinko of the Grange

          Honey if he is gay that doesn’t mean he is sterile. He can have a child, he can even find a woman stimulating enough to achieve climax, what he couldn’t do is create the deepest emotional bond with her.

        • WhimsyCotton

          He was committed straight man in a relationship before that. Then he was a struggling bisexual man. Then he became a liberated gay man… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/968e559b18aa997fd1b6f4b82abef5b9da50ea959b1841b5f3854c82a1c97946.gif

          • Scrapple

            Which is why I feel like he’s holding onto his Trump support for like a life preserver. He needs something to show the people in his life he’s gay, but not that gay.

          • WhimsyCotton

            I think so too, but like, at what point does one stop feeling bad for him when his choices affect us all?

          • Scrapple

            I can’t stop something I never started.

          • Mike Julius

            Going by his past public stances, I suspect his support is rooted in his privilege. Some people are like that. “I might be gay but at least I’m not…” kind of a thing.

  • Watari

    She was hilarious. She seems like a pro.

    • sxg

      I hope her career flourishes from this.

  • That’s an exorbitant amount of salad for just one person to begin with.

    But regardless, a star is born.

    • Devin

      It’s the Olive garden unlimited soup and salad special

    • Scrapple

      That salad bowl is from the Elaine Benes Collection.

  • Devin

    She was fucking that salad up too

  • Scrapple

    See, this is why Trump needs to ban gays from the culinary arts.

    It took this for Men to trend. That’s hilarious. And sad. Who hires a chef to make a salad? You know all he did was snip open the bag of Fresh Express and dump it out. He didn’t even make the dressing! And can she get some croutons up in this bitch? Olives? Feta? Something?

    I think it’s wonderful that social media is choosing to focus on the salad and not the fact that Jaxton’s wife is a woman of color. We’ve come so far from that Cheerio’s commercial.

    I also need to take time and celebrate Trump supPorter going from Sean Cody to Men and getting upstaged in a scene by a salad and a minority. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57499fb06c2c83a49db60c32c3d30bfaada8daf2435dcae6ed0e510572ccb6b3.gif

    • Xzamilloh

      Bitch, I just commented about the croutons without reading this!!! I saw that bare ass salad and was offended to my core!!! You can call me the n-word left and right, but if you give me a just a bowl of leaves and twigs, it’s gonna be HELL to pay goddammit!!

      • Scrapple

        I guess he figured they splurged by not getting iceberg lettuce, so there was no room in the budget for croutons or bacon bits. I don’t even think she got any fresh cracked pepper. She probably had to grab a Cliff Bar on her way to her divorce lawyer’s office. Poor thing.

      • Mike Julius

        Dear gods, the two of you have me in tears! FUCK y’all lmao

    • lordgabux

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA you are evil HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHA

  • Now that’s some distressed lettuce. #BelindaBlinked

    • GrownFury

      So glad I’m not the only one here to listed to MDWAP! Lol

  • Jay Kwellin
  • Maximus

    Who’s your agent, doll? You know what? It doesn’t matter, because he or she is fired. I’m your agent now. I’ll take your career to new heights, honey. All of your dreams are about to come true.*

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0ca6b9de826bad31bedccb6091306557c0535e48a199718ee02c98fc7405d5ed.gif

    *By signing on with the Maximus Talent Agency, the client agrees not to hold the agency liable in the event that none or only some of the client’s dreams come true.

    • nick

      *In addition MTA will not be liable if said dreams become nightmares and the client is left a pennyless, washed-up hoe.

  • Deviancy Behavir

    I laughed so hard when I saw this, but I had to stop watching Jaxton Wheeler’s stuff and following him during the election. He was one of those I hate Hillary Clinton people, calling her a cunt/Killary, making posting all those rabid Bernie Bro memes on his IG and Twitter pages. I’m like I just want to watch you fuck people, because you look big and dumb and that turns me on. lol I know she’ll be on some NCIS/Law and Order franchise as Frigid Wife turned Murderer of the week by the fall.

    • C A

      Everyone doesn’t need to know your crazy. Save some secrets for yourself. Jaxton didn’t get the memo and is one of the reasons we have Drump as prez.

      • Pinko of the Grange

        So he is one of the 77000 votes in MI, WI, or PN?

        Stop the hand wringing and look to 2018 and 2020 please.

        • C A

          oh please. I’ll call out these fuckers every time I get. Point and laugh at how smart they think they are when the reality is he should stick to sticking a cock in his mouth and not much more.

          Also, don’t worry I’m already looking ahead even though there is shit being thrown up in out faces almost on a daily basis. Because of idiots like him, Porter, Colby, Tegan etc, etc.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Colby I get he reopened that can-O-worms himself, but to harp on about it is getting to be a tedious waste of energy.

          • C A

            What’s tedious is watching that buffoon in the WH undoing all the great work our previous Commander In Cheif had done on his watch. It’s tedious seeing that fool make us all look life fools and lose our good standing in the world. People need to stay woke and angry for as you said 2018 and 2020. I’m not going to bury my head and hope this is just a bad dream. This shit is REAL. Silence never helped anyone.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Rail on about the man in the tower, that is needed, but we also need to change hearts and minds of individuals; to continue to deride someone over their choices is not going to do that. We need to treat them with respect to get them to turn away from the darkside.

        • Deviancy Behavir

          When you’re seeing Kill Hillary/Lock her Up memes every day from a porn star you’re following you get tired of it that shit. It must be inconvenient for you to find that I actually decided to stop watching his scenes, because he couldn’t be an adult and show me all the hot sex scenes he was doing.

          • Pinko of the Grange

            Why would anything you do be inconvenient for me, unless you are in my proximity?

            If you like someones performance but not their politics then the adult thing to do is stop their social media feeds.

  • Xzamilloh
    • sxg

      Can’t you tell? Bitch has had enough carbs in her life she’s clearly trying to steer clear of them.

  • PaulieP

    looks like Jax has had a few extra salads…

  • Cosmic

    She was the best part of the scene.

  • WhimsyCotton

    They couldn’t get someone moderately attractive to fuck Porter? I love this concept (insert Mariah gif here) and I can still watch Porter (mainly because the whole getting caught by your wife schtick could have applied to him once-upon-a-time), but I simply can’t enjoy Jaxton Wheeler scenes. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5dd1e85ef32b6919c9a188df8807e32ea08bd0abd6ceb0e248aafd9b971857e1.gif

  • V1

    “…was apparently ad-libbed and not part of the script…”)
    wait, what? these things have scripts? next you’ll be telling me they have directors and too.

  • While the salad line and the follow-up trending stuff is entertaining, the scene itself is pretty hot. Jaxton Wheeler and Jake Porter are hot af.

  • Just wait until she taste that dressing…. AMAZING!!!

  • badgamer1967
  • Hari Kalyan

    If she doesn’t win best supporting performance at the next Str8upGayPorn awards, then I call bullshit

  • Hari Kalyan
  • Bastian
  • James Johnson III

    It says something for how crappy their scenes are that the only thing that anyone is talking about is a throwaway, ad-libbed line by an actress who was only supposed to appear once. The fact that no one’s actually talking about the scene itself or if it’s any good says something for just how bad it must be.

  • nick

    Can we assume the cucumber will see some action in the next episode ?