Exclusive: Sketchy Sex’s Fake Cum Tube Exposed

Posted February 17, 2016 by with 105 comments

cum2Last week, we saw what appeared to be the fakest cum shot of all time in Sketchy Sex’s “Muscle Jock Cum Slut” scene. At the time, Str8UpGayPorn had only viewed the trailer for the scene, and while it was obvious that the cum was not being shot out of the performer’s penis, it wasn’t quite clear exactly where that cum was coming from.

Now, thanks to a tip and viewing the full video, Str8UpGayPorn can unequivocally confirm that this cum shot—like so many of Sketchy Sex’s cum shots—is 100% fake. The liquid (likely Cetaphil) being shot into Eli Hunter’s mouth was coming from a plastic tube placed alongside the other performer’s penis:

cumtubeVideo (the cum tube appears—and then quickly disappears—at the 10-second mark):

Here’s a gif that’s been slowed down, in case you didn’t catch the cum tube in the video:

cumtubeIt’s hard to say which is more humiliating for Sketchy Sex: That they’re pumping fake cum out of plastic tubes, or that whoever edited this scene was so incompetent, they didn’t catch the fake cum tube. Either way, this lazy, desperate, and fake content is a sad reminder of what passes for gay porn today.

  • moondoggy

    There goes my ability to enjoy this site ever again. *sigh*

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4312657/there-it-goes-o.gif

    • slipperyslope

      You know what they say- hold tight with an open fist… Or is it, open fist into tight holes…. I can never remember…

  • Todd
  • Trepakprince

    Sketchy Sex membership numbers:

    • Myko

      Did it ever have any paying members that were not complete morons. I thought most people watched Sketchy sex for free.

      Who would actually pay for that shit?

  • TheSagaOf

    RIP in pepperonis, Sketchy Sex

  • pangelboy

    What…why…how??? >.>
    http://i.giphy.com/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK.gif

  • Benjam

    Aww fuck this ain’t good news, but Eli still gets that fat butt plowed so I guess I can live with it.

  • stephen

    • V Smith

      poor Oliver!

    • J Russell

      Damn the guy you have here in the photo is HOT…..and those beautiful hands Mmmmm!

  • GoGo
  • Eli Hunter

    Let me be the first to say and make clear. most of the cum shots are real. each shoot has almost 20 cum shots. That being said it’s hard to get each guy to get a real cumshots 5 or 6 times in one shoot. So once in a while they use prop cum that was one fake shot out of many real shots. Trust me. And I just follow directions, I’m a performer. Don’t hate on me. And trust me… there is plenti of real raunchy hardcore gay raw barebacking sex.

    • John

      Just keep taking those big cocks in that sweet ass and everything is cool with me…..

    • n24rc

      Well, the longshots too are fake. No penetration as well. Filler for takes.

    • Jonny Marzetti

      “There is plenty of real raunchy hardcore gay raw barebacking sex.” Zero argument on that part. Big argument on the mostly-real cumshots part. Interestingly, just a few updates ago I suggested that one reason for doing almost 100% fake cumshots could be that multiple scenes were typically shot in a single long session, and that they don’t want the guys to get “spent.” If so, sorry, but their production logistics do not excuse violating TIPA (truth-in-porn act).

    • Arion

      You’re so delusional if you think you’re doing great in that website. it’s damaging your reputation. Stop fooling yourself.

    • GuruMike

      Let’s be BFFs. <3

    • James Johnson III

      Nobody is blaming you, Eli. You are a performer and a fabulous one at that. You make it look amazing whatever you are in and your energy shines through. It is sad that they would have to use fake shots and work all of their models so hard but you have never disappointed. Keep doing what you’re doing. The fans really are appreciative…I know I am! <3

      • moondoggy

        Hm, I used to have sex with a James Johnson. Don’t remember if he was a III. Could that have been you, you think? It was in a hotel over ten years ago. I think massage oil was involved.

        • James Johnson III

          I don’t think it was me but whoever it actually was sounds like they were very lucky

          • moondoggy

            Aww! I was hoping! I moved away from where he lived, and he promised he’d visit, but it never happened (and I was never willing to make the trip either). God, he was so sexy.

    • kevin

      no excuse for fake cum. makes me wonder how many other studios do it

      • Jonny Marzetti

        Lucas does it, but less often than they used to. Lots of studios do it once in awhile, especially when a performer can’t cum. You’ll see a limp or semi-limp dick getting blown and suddenly lots of creamy fake cum will start seeping out between lips and cock.

      • Why do you think hybrid lubes like Jizz, Spunk, and Fort Troff’s Cum Lube suddenly exploded (pardon the pun) onto the market? The studios had a problem getting reliable cum shots that met their audience’s standards. That kinda thing probably happens a lot when you film a scene for hours on end. Those guys cum sometimes, though I’m sure they try their best to save it for the director’s cue. After cumming several times in a day, there isn’t a lot of volume available when it’s time for THAT scene. They developed a solution that very closely resembled cum. They made it commercially available to cash in on their clever invention.

        (“They” is just my vague pronoun for unknown persons who may or may not be employed by a porn studio.)

      • Why do you think hybrid lubes like Jizz, Spunk, and Fort Troff’s Cum Lube suddenly exploded (pardon the pun) onto the market? The studios had a problem getting reliable cum shots that met their audience’s standards. That kinda thing probably happens a lot when you film a scene for hours on end. Those guys cum sometimes, though I’m sure they try their best to save it for the director’s cue. After cumming several times in a day, there isn’t a lot of volume available when it’s time for THAT scene. They developed a solution that very closely resembled cum. They made it commercially available to cash in on their clever invention.

        (“They” is just my vague pronoun for unknown persons who may or may not be employed by a porn studio.) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc1ee5b2f30f04993696fd4121bd537c431a64b8dd40eadd631ea3a9047bb930.gif

    • moondoggy

      Eli Hunter?! omg, it’s him … it’s him … it’s him ….

      You are one of my favorite things in LIFE, despite my frustration with the fake cum. Click on a blog with a post about you, and you’re likely to find a raving comment from me.

      https://media.giphy.com/media/HaTyTRF78zslO/giphy.gif

  • John

    What’s the big deal, do you really believe every cum shot is real….these are guys not machines…..I’m more surprised at your reaction….

    • R.A.M.J

      Im with you, If im jerking to porn, 1) I never jerk to one porn 2) I usually blow my load before the cum shot anyway. I just don’t understand the big deal. It porn, It all fake technically.

      • John

        Exactly, its a fantasy,

    • Jonny Marzetti

      It’s less defensible on SS because their scenes usually focus on “cum,” i.e., taking “load” after “load” in the ass or mouth.

  • Dev.C

    I guess this makes sense, I’ve been confused as to how Eli proclaims to be a big ol’ hetero when he such a power bottom and cum slut on screen, but it looks like he’s been drinking coconut milk the whole time.
    This is like the time I found out all the guys from Bel Ami are straight and take pills to preform.

  • R.A.M.J

    Are some of you that seriously pissed about fake cum, that you would cancel you membership to sketchy sex? Maybe I have low standards but all I see is pretty hot guys fucking. I could give a rats ass, personally, about fake cum. Its not going in my mouth. Again, maybe i have low standards and Im cool with that.

    • Eli Hunter

      Right. Did everyone muss the part where I was getting plowed un all holes and Double pentrated.

      • Mike Julius

        But now the question is how much of that was even real. Why should we believe people who tried to perpetrate a fraud like this?

        Trust you? Why should we? Maybe you got doubled for a couple seconds so the camera could get a closeup and y’all faked the rest.

        This studio’s credibility is shot like that fake cum.

        • Eli Hunter

          Excuse me? And who are you to make this “educated” false presumption! And here are the facts big guy. That shoot took 9 hours because the director wanted it to be perfect. My ass tore during the long 9 hours that I bottomed for and took two real loads in my mouth with a close up. Maybe… you should sign up for the site and watch the shoot before you voice your incorrect opinions. #payforyourporn

          • Myko

            Well it was far from perfect.

            I actually think that people should stop paying for shit porn. Hopefully that will force studios to make better porn with better “performers” rather than the low grade, barrel scrapping trash that appear currently.

            #dontpayforSHITfakeporn

          • Jonny Marzetti

            If any of it’s real — mouth or ass shots — why do we virtually NEVER see cum coming from a cock-slit on Sketchy Sex like we do on every other site (including others you have performed at) except co-produced FraternityX? It’s usually filmed from an usually that “oh so conveniently” timed “camera tumble” or other edit excuse just before each cumshot. Sorry, it’s so *obvious* after looking at it closely.

          • Mike Julius

            You’re excused. But #stopfakingit

          • Art22

            Don’t in any way try to justify any of this. You are better off not even commenting or trying to defend the site.

          • T2TheB

            That’s all well and good, but it doesn’t take away from the fact that the site trades on the theme/appeal of portraying the sex act of inveterate cum addicts, not fake cum addicts. The credibility issue is much like that of a preacher being found to have committed acts that are not in line with the morality messages he’s delivering; such a person simply isn’t credible as an advocate for religiously based morals.

            You can resolve the credibility problem by simply placing a health notice/disclaimer on your site that says cum shots are simulated, or something to that effect. That way people know what they are looking at and can focus on the fantasy aspect. People routinely watch films that portray fictional events and when they do so, so long as the presentation feels real, viewers get out of it what they sought. You can do the same thing so long as what you show in the final version doesn’t make viewers work too hard to maintain their willing suspension of disbelief. (Alternatively, you could simply not fake the cum shots.)

            As it stands now, what you claim to portray is not what you are portraying, and that creates a dichotomy in the minds of viewers who are expecting one thing and observing another. It’s all about managing expectations, and when you don’t do that effectively, you create doubt in people’s minds. That doubt — the viewer’s inability to continue to suspend their disbelief — is created by you the owner/producer of the site and the director, editor and cinematographer when you make and release content that shows the disconnect between what you say your are doing and viewers seeing you are clearly not doing that.

            The problem isn’t that you use fake cum; the problem is (1) that people can see that’s what you’re doing, (2) they don’t see a degree of continuity in the action that convinces them you are not faking things and (3) that the filming technique you use — blurred focus when clear detail is what the viewer wants to see, the spastic motion of the camera creating confusion, stupid angles that leave doubt about whether what one thinks one sees is indeed what’s happening, etc. — combine to reduce the viewer’s ability to maintain their self respect and buy into the fantasy you aim to portray.

            You can only go so far when asking viewers to put their brains on hold. Viewers will tolerate a lot when it comes to fantasy and fiction, but they don’t like being forced to put up with outright and obvious paltering and prevarication.

            Hopefully you see my comments in the constructive spirit in which they are offered rather than as my piling onto the cavalcade of criticism.

      • Jonny Marzetti

        Yes, that was hot. But the gallons of fake cum dripping from your ass were damn fake, and you know it. Still love ya despite it all.

      • Art22

        Sure, how much of that is real?

    • Mike Julius

      If they’re faking some of the cumshots, they’re probably faking some of the fucking.

      Porn is about fantasy, yes, but there’s a limit. Some people can’t get past watchimg it and wonderimg if the fluids or penetration is fake. Might kill hardons. Go figure.

      • R.A.M.J

        When I do watch porn, I even look for if the fucking is fake or if the cum if fake. This is what i look for:
        1) are the actors hot, ✅
        2) is my dick hard ✅
        3) eventually, will i bust a nut ✅
        I don’t notice fake fucking,
        I don’t notice or care if the cum is fake
        again, maybe i have low porn standards, but hell, the cumshot doesn’t get my off anyway. what do i care if the shit is fake. to each his own i suppose.

        • Mike Julius

          You’re lucky. Not everyone is built that way. I’d say most people aren’t.

          • R.A.M.J

            Then how are they built?

          • Mike Julius


            “Some people can’t get past… wondering if the fluids or penetrations are fake. Might kill hardons.”

          • R.A.M.J

            So the hot naked men, alone arent’ enought to get you and from what you suggest, most guys, hard and cum?

          • Mike Julius

            For the third time, yes.

            http://i.imgur.com/Q5e304h.gif

            I could email it to you if that would help.

          • Sam Hunter

            Are you a troll?

          • R.A.M.J

            Not at all. 100% legit. Why do you ask?

    • Pearl Clutcher

      LOL @ these ppl having a membership anywhere. Hell, LOL @ these ppl actually WATCHING porn as opposed to merely bitching whining and cackling about porn in comment sections of this and/or other blogs.

  • AJ2

    Its as real as a Kardashian show. I’d think Cetaphil is worse than cum. So much porn is already fake. Say no. To fake jizz

  • sneeek

    It’s true that that all porn is “fake” in the sense that the scenarios are fictional, and those hot episodes of continuous sex are probably cobbled together from hours of stop-and-go footage. But what makes porn porn is that at the end of the day real cocks are going into real assholes and shooting real cum.

    Squirting Cetaphil from a tube just doesn’t cut it.

  • Dev.C

    Did we really expect a website with majority straight men having raunchy gay sex to be 100% gay? I’d be surprised if more than 50% of its real.

  • BoomPow

    This fake cum business really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

    • degeule

      Who knows maybe it tastes good

  • OverKill
  • Maximus
  • Zealot

    Oh, Eli. We don’t want to hate on anyone, or anything. This is the zenniest of all zen places outside of Tibet. In fact, we should chip in and fly the Dali Llama to the next Sketchy shoot to give the guys some moral support and maybe help pick up a beer can or two with his zen powers of psychokinesis. I’m calling my yogi now to channel my color of the day, then I’m going to grab my lube, head on over to the Sketchy Palace and jack it to some righteous gay porn.

  • Dale Bergman

    What!

    • Benjam

      I’m a huge Supernatural fan and you just traumatized me. Fuck you! lol

      “- they do realize we’re brothers, right?
      – it doesn’t seem to matter.”

      • Dale Bergman

        LOL, there’s nothing like a little Wincest!

  • DrunkEnough

    I’m surprised the rabid condom maniacs who post here aren’t overjoyed to find out it’s not real cum.

    But this is one awesome post.

    • OneOfTheManyChris

      I’m pro condom and would like to point out that they are fucking without condoms, which is way riskier than getting cum in your mouth.

    • R.A.M.J

      Im pro condom. I only barebacked for the first time Oct 31 2015 which was my wedding night. Bareback or condom in porn is a choice for the performers. They want to take the risk thats on them. I don’t pay attention to condom or not, I see two hot guys fucking, and Im game PERIOD. As for fake cum or real, again, I don’t care. I took my husband load that night and he took mine. Also, taking a load orally is safer than taking it anally unless you have open sores in your mouth or brushed your teeth within the last 1-2 hours before taking that load.

  • Jonny Marzetti

    I guess it was only a matter of time until we saw THE TUBE. Thanks to whoever tipped you off, and thanks for showing it.

  • Okosan

    Why is gay porn so flawed as a whole?

    • Art22

      Agree it isn’t good. Old porn actually had slight plots too, check out some vintage scenes. Now it’s just crap.

  • Jonny Marzetti

    Outrageous! This is one case that should go all they way to the SCROTUS.

  • Pertinax

    ” The truth is in the wine. “

    • Ian

      What scene is that from? thats hot!

      • Pertinax

        Sorry, I don’t know. I caught it from a tumblr…

        • Ian

          thanks anyway!

  • Pertinax

    The truth is in the wine.

  • degeule

    This whole thing is dumb – as long as the scene is enjoyable who cares what happened behind the scenes. This is just ppl having too much time to bitch about how porn is not real enough. Reminder: porn is fantasy. Get out and fuck some real ppl instead of wasting time analysing porn.

    • Art22

      True, but fake cs are not behind the scenes when they are presented on camera.

  • trex

    Never understood who actually belonged to that site, but now I’m sure almost no one does. Kinda silly to be asking your members for “trust” after getting caught red-handed deceiving them.

  • Caleb Exhem

    I dont really care tbh but I do have a question Eli Hunter , isn’t the fake cum kinda gross to half to put in your mouth ? I mean cum on its own is pretty narly to swallow so I can imagine the fake shit being really like ugh ……..

  • ToxicBrew

    The comment Eli made that only occasionally fake cum is used is BULLSHIT! I’m a subscriber and I have a great eye and for awhile now almost all the cumshots are faked. You get a rough blurry edit right before the cumshot and then a flood of the fake bullshit.

  • ToxicBrew

    If that crap fest takes 9 hours to film to achieve perfection someone let all of you down lol

    • Eli Hunter

      Lol touche. Its just he couldn’t get the angles he wanted during the shoot so we did it over and over and over ironically one of my longest shoots ever. Yayyyy for DP being difficult to film. Lol

      • Harry

        Are you actually gay? Rumors are going around that u might be G4P?

  • OneOfTheManyChris

    Odds on it’s watered yogurt, not Cetaphil. Cetaphil in the mouth, yick!

  • Art22

    As if anyone needed another reason to ignore this terrible site.

  • Marsha Lewis

    so u telling me all sketchysex cumdump scenes where u see cum gushing out the ass is fake? Omg, I just watch a couple of cum dump scenes from sketchysex and yes indeed, the cum looks like lotion.

  • Javier Smith

    Next you’ll tell me those aren’t real plumbers or doctors in porn either.

  • Thomas

    If you can’t get hard or cum you need to get out of porn. Unless you suck a mean dick of course. I will never masturbate to that site again.

    • R.A.M.J

      Can you cum 9 times in one day and shoot porn quality levels of porn each and every fucking time?

      • Thomas

        I have watched dozens of sketchy videos and I have never seen a video with over 20 cumshots. Now I question every cum shot I have ever seen. I wish I could take back my real loads I wasted on the site. As a model this is a losing argument. Man up and do real porn or work with sites that are not going to ruin the fantasy with fake shots.

        • R.A.M.J

          As with any film, porn or otherwise, Im sure you know that not every scene they film will make it to the final product, so you may not see 20 cum shots, but that doesnt mean they didnt happen. I kinda think getting fucked raw by multiple guys is real porn. And maybe its just your fantasy ruined. Again, I see a set of hot naked, frat looking guys, with big dicks engageing in some stuff, i wish had happened in my frat. Fantasy for me is not ruined. Again, my standards for porn must be really low or im just really easily aroused. But then again, I only used the porn i do watch as a jump start for my own fantasy, my mind does the rest, and again, I usually never make it to the cum shot anyway, so I have no problem getting or keeping a sketchy sex membership. I’ll take fake cum over, extra loud fake moaning that happens in Sean Cody. Wanna talk about a boner killer, all the extra loud fake ass, over-kill moaning. Thats the shit that drive me insane and is distracting.

          • Thomas

            It is all about the cum scene…lol I think you nailed it tho. If the porn scene is fake what else is fake. Is it your dick or a dick double. Watching two white guys fuck and then seeing an occasional black dick is just weird. Is it the lighting or does that pale white guy have a chocolate dick. Who am I to judge. The cum scene is the only thing that is really real in produced porn. I thought they couldn’t fake it. At lease hide the tube. Ps…. The legions of female porn are moaners. Jenna, Tracy, Marilyn, Linda. Etc etc….moaning is hot if believable. Kurt Wilde was the best gay moaner ever.

          • R.A.M.J

            Thats one reason why i dont watch a lot of straight porn porn anymore, i have a few select female and male actors that ill watch and thats because they are not over moaners. Lol I agree Kurt Wilde was a pretty good

      • Sam Hunter

        Since when can the word quality be used to describe SketchySex? More like white trash.

  • Jonny Marzetti

    How appropriate that the site has Sketchy in its name. At least they’re honest about that. A more accurate name would be Sketchy Cumshots.

  • Bastian

    I don’t buy fake branded products, so why I should pay for fake porn?

  • Colorful Kent

    but so many of the guys are fake. they are straight. fake guys lead to fake sex.

  • Colorful Kent

    straight guys just take longer to get it up. use gay guys then!

  • JT

    I noticed this in another one of their scenes… it was with one of the nameless cuties that I’ve seen on another site that I’ve always liked, maybe mormonboyz? Anyhow at the end when they’re each cumming into each other’s mouths and then sharing it, spitting it into each other’s mouths, you can totally tell it’s fake. I can’t even understand the purpose of doing it. If you don’t see the cum shooting from the head of the cock it’s just not a worthwhile cumshot, period.

  • Rob Wilson

    What is wrong with just keeping his dick in his mouth and faking the orgasm? Because now SS is ruined for me.

  • Lexionix

    The fake cum just looks gross. It looks like lotion and it’s way too thick. I hate how often they use it and how it looks coming out of a hole or going into a mouth. I’d prefer real cum even if it was only a little.

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