Not Again! Sketchy Sex Caught Squirting MORE Fake Cum—This Time Out Of A Plastic Baggie

Posted November 5, 2017 by with 36 comments

cumtube-1You would think they’d have learned their lesson after Str8UpGayPorn exposed Sketchy Sex for using a plastic tube (as seen above) to shoot fake cum back in February of 2016. But, they’ve done it again. Only this time, the studio that markets itself as the home of “sex addicted cum dumps” has ditched the plastic tube, and now they’re trying to hide their fake cum using a new technique: By squirting it out of a plastic baggie.

Not to get too CSI up in here (and, please remember, this is just fake cum, not the JFK files), but here’s a step-by-step, frame-by-frame look at the fake cum bag technique, as seen in last month’s Sketchy Sex video, “4 Dicks 2 Holes.” Note that the only model identified in the fake cum bag portion of the video is bottom Addison Blue, so the identity of the limp-dicked top who apparently can’t cum is not known.

In this first frame below, there are two streams of cum being shot into the bottom’s mouth. One appears to be coming from the side of his penis, while the second stream is coming from somewhere above/behind(?) the penis:

ss1Next, the cum appears to be defying gravity by inexplicably flying around in circles? The casual viewer might assume that this is just a wild cum shot, but as we’re about to find out, this is fake cum.

ss2In the next frame below, note that the top’s left hand now appears slightly below his penis, with at least two of his fingers curled up, almost as if they’re holding something:

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Then, a split second later, the top’s left hand retreats back to his side, and his fist is still clinched as if he’s holding something…but what?

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Well, there it is:

ss5The plastic baggie only appears for two seconds, so most viewers probably missed it (but, thanks to the one tipster who did see it and alerted Str8Up). At first glance, it almost looks like a bag of meth, but given what just happened and judging by the consistency of the bag (which you’ll see in the video below), it’s clearly fake cum. The fake cum, by the way, is usually made from a mix of Cetaphil lotion, water, and corn starch. Or, I’ve also heard that some studios have started to incorporate egg whites into their fake cum batter now, which is particularly disgusting, when you remember that models are swallowing this shit:ss6The gifs below feature all the frames above. As you can see, when the top was “cumming,” he clearly used his clinched left hand—which was positioned underneath his limp cock and thus obscured by his cock, his balls, and his right hand—to squirt the fake cum out of the baggie and onto the bottom’s face:

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Slo-mo gif of the fake cum baggie reveal:

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Oh…my God. I just realized that Sketchy Sex’s fake cum baggie looks exactly like one of those icing baggies for Pillsbury Toaster Strudel??

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Actually, that’s kind of hot. If I were the bottom, I couldn’t really complain about getting paid to suck a few soft dicks and drink delicious icing all day.

Note that after the top squirts fake cum out of the baggie, he places the baggie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to squish it onto the back of Addison Blue’s head. Yikes…

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And finally, here’s the clip where you can watch all the hot fake cum bag action over and over again.

[Sketchy Sex: Fake Cum Bag]

Which is more embarrassing for Sketchy Sex: That the models are so inept, they can’t cum? Or, that the production team is so inept, they can’t hide and/or edit out the fake cum bag from the final video?

 

  • CamCam

    The name of that site is very appropriate: Sketchy. What a waste smh

  • Scrapple

    In the following reenactment of this reveal, please note the performers are representing Sketchy Sex and Zach Sire respectively:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0bca63ae9f13f048cc91306a241e90c7e2000fb226187e9c3c205521ba1b17e6.gif

    • sxg

      Lol still funny to run into people who don’t think this was staged. If it wasn’t planned, why would she decorate her nipple?

      • peter

        Personally I think it should have been the end of Super Bowl half-time shows, which is yet another of Goodall’s disastrous ‘innovations’. The intent was to increase the popularity of the both the game and sport in general. In practice, people tune-in for the Half-Time show and then go back to reality TV. Football fans tune-out use the extended half-time as an opportunity for a beer-run.

      • Scrapple

        Since she apparently isn’t banned from the Super Bowl now, I’m hoping they do a revised version where she does the same to Justin. She got all the blame for that and Justin went about his business.

        • sxg

          Yea pretty fucked up since he was the one who tore it off, not herself.

      • Smithian

        Because she’s a very sexual person. Just listen to “The Velvet Rope” all the way through and then tell me she isn’t the kind of person who would just have that on to feel good.
        I fully believe he was meant to only tear off the leather piece. If that boob reveal was intentional, they’d have owned it in their performances, not reacted the way they do the second they realized what happened.

  • badgamer1967
  • Watari

    As an enjoyer of cumshots, this is a true crime against humanity for me.

  • atlas

    i dont mind a guy that cant cum. its all acting and not real anyways. major faux pas in not being able to hide that shit though.

  • Xzamilloh

    Ugh… just pathetic. If I wanted to see a fake climax with an underwhelming result, I’d be watching the 4th season of any Ryan Murphy show.

  • moondoggy

    This is not news. They do a swish-pan after every top pulls out to cum. That is to disguise the editing (and any shenanigans that take pace in between shots). None of their creampies are real. The studio with to me the sexiest concept has the worst execution. Even I would rather watch guys fuck with condoms if this is the alternative. Lucky for me, there are plenty of hot bareback alternatives even though most of them aren’t featured here.

  • peter

    I would never become a member of this site simply because there is not even a pretext of affection. For me, kissing is a must, and all the more naughty when done in the setting of unbridled lust.

    Homoerotic fraternity shenanigans are stock-footage in just about every gays’ maddest dreams — what really goes on inside the Beta house with all those hot lacrosse players?!?! In truth they’re usually anything but: Pledges are called upon to make asses of themselves for the entertainment of the Actives in ways that would give even their mothers a chuckle.

    Even if you’re into this stuff, this fraternity-hazing-on-steroids schtick was good for maybe a dozen scenes before staleness set in. It shouldn’t have been a weekly site but rather compiled on a couple of DVDs like those ‘Girls Gone Wild’ videos they used to advertise on the E-Channel back in the 90s (Spring Break Cancun!!). Like naughty sorority girls flashing their boobies for Mardi Gras beads, the shelf-life on these line-ups-(fake)cum-gang-bangs expired long ago.

    • Baradude

      Not to mention they think people wanna see them fuck in a dirty ass house, have they never seen a frat house before? Plus the frat hazing thing is so done and over with it was big in like 2007 2008 but now it’s overstayed it’s welcome 😒

  • Pinko of the Grange

    I never would of made it that far into the loop anyway. Not a size queen just don’t like the little ones.

  • Zealot

    Subscribers to Sketchy Sex should pay in fake money.

  • Bill

    Well it’s better than swallowing “real” cum and going to the health dept, to treat what ever you just caught.

    • Watari

      Who goes to the health department for swallowing cum?

      • Pinko of the Grange

        Some kid that only had abstinence only sex ed classes is my guess.

    • Pinko of the Grange

      Do you watch porn? If so don’t you think to whole looking down on the guys as whores just a little hypocritical?

      If you are sexually active go learn about STD transmission, because based on the above statement, you haven’t got a clue.

  • B.O. Mary

    Sketchy Sex’s horrible quality videos, plus generally unattractive (and sometimes anonymous) models, should have put them out of business LONG ago…yet even after last year’s explosive “CumGate” scandal (as first reported here in an award-winning exposé by our very own investigative journalist, Zachary Sire), Sketchy Sex still managed to somehow survive — and apparently even succeed!

    Now that Zach has exposed “CumGate II” you might think that Sketchy Sex would (or should) be closing in utter disgrace…

    …but something really weird happened to America’s moral compass in the last 12-18 months, and what would have been an unsurvivable scandal just a few years ago, is now barely noteworthy for America. In fact, if a narcissistic, overtly bigoted and outright lying idiot can get elected as President, even AFTER a tape is released of him bragging about sexually assaulting women, and grabbing them “by the pussy”, then I’m afraid that clear video evidence showing that Sketchy Sex is clearly a “fake cum recidivist” won’t make any difference at all to the herds of mindless customers who pay to watch that terrible, low-quality porn site — after all, if the truly awful (and incredibly repetitive) Sketchy Sex scenes aren’t enough to get their customers to cancel their memberships….and if their models (who generally range from “unremarkable” to “not even at 2 a.m. and not even if you paid me!”) haven’t driven their customers away by now, then I don’t think the Sketchy Sex customers (or Sketchy Sex itself) even care about whether it’s fake cum or not (or about whether they produce quality porn or not).

    Sad!

    • I disagree about the models being unattractive. They are decent to hot looking college/frat looking guys for the most part. Now if you’re not into that type of guy then it’s not your site but overall the guys are not bad. The dicks are usually average or above too.

  • Baradude

    What’s the point of doing this 1. It’s not realistic looking 2. Find people to actually wants to blow a real load in someones face( west Hollywood has plenty of people that will do so) and 3. What makes them think people aren’t gonna Nancy Drew the fuck out their videos after what happened last time!? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/79acc57f9e737efbb9e1fecdc523db722b4a369ae0fb4b7ace326056a9c62958.gif

  • Watari

    They are all supposed to be young, in shape college dudes. How is it so hard for them to have an authentic orgasm?

  • Maximus

    How fucking dare they?

    • Pinko of the Grange

      How many people are going to take the time to cancel over the porn equivalent of a mic in the frame?

      To dare one needs to care first.

    • nick

      Perhaps the bottom has religious or dietary concerns with real cum and in the spirit of inclusiveness Sketchy Sex found a way to use fake vegetable based cum so he could participate ?

      • Maximus

        That’s it! He must be a very strict vegan!

  • nick

    That’s an incredibly unattractive dick that’s getting sucked.

  • goosegui
    • Geo Mendez

      Lol…love it!

  • KP

    get 10 or 15 sketchy frax x guys; “film” 20 eleven minute sex snippets on a single day, 60-70% of them with fake cum shots. = money for greedy Michael P Gilbert. This guy really doesn’t give a shit about what you or his customers think about his trashy inauthentic porn, he’s getting paid.

  • John

    The pity is they are THE ONLY sight where sometimes. cum dribbles out a mouth rather than spraying everywhere. Drat.

  • Eggs would be dangerous because raw eggs can contain salmonella. Hopefully that is not the next outbreak on a gay porn set. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3de3d24126af1e5386a8001d6e796668e37d97b984048f2aa7bdc314adba6723.jpg

  • Scott

    who cares about the fake cum? The dude sucking off the other dude looks hot!