Congressman Joe Barton Apologizes For Leaked Sexts And Cock Shot

Posted November 22, 2017 by with 37 comments

bartongThe good news, I guess, is that at least this congressman has apologized, and these sexts were the result of a consensual relationship he was in with a “mature” woman. The bad (or maybe good?) news is that whoever tweeted this photo of GOP congressman Joe Barton today censored out his cock, so we won’t get to find out if this Republican from Texas has a big dick or not:

1121-joe-barton-sext-sub-2I’m guessing Barton is not very well-endowed, and even if he were, his peen was probably obscured by his massive white beer belly. Via TMZ:

Barton now says, “While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women. Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended.”

He adds, “I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down.”

The Twitter user who posted the naked shot and graphic text claims to also have several videos of Barton masturbating — and tagged the Twitter accounts of President Trump and Senator Ted Cruz. It’s unclear if the tweeter is the woman to whom Barton admits sending the photos — but the person claims he/she is being “harassed” by Barton. Representative Barton has served in the House for 32 years. He recently announced a re-election bid, but now tells the Texas Tribune he’s reconsidering.

Barton represents a district in northeast Texas populated by mostly Republican constituents, so even if he doesn’t seek re-election, he’ll likely just be replaced by another old white Republican man.

 

  • #FearlessFanatic ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜ

    First we have the closet redneck caught cheating on his wife and now we have this fatass sending chode pics. The Republican Party is crumbling before our eyes. LOVE this tea. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9aefa4153fdf5bbba896493ed1fd77be056ae5c0f60fc002a810c3a658adde9d.jpg

  • The gay green lartern

    Republicans are such hypocrites… I can’t stand it!…

    • nick

      They are like the Conservative party in the UK, preaching god-fearing, hetro family bullshit and then getting found strangled with a pair of pantyhose in a soho brothel with a poppers-soaked rag in their mouth and an umbrella up their ass.

      • Xzamilloh

        Or as Alex Jones puts it… Brunch.

  • Xzamilloh
  • Scrapple

    Why does the text look so blocky? Was he sexting people on a Samsung flip phone? I can’t.

    • Pinko of the Grange

      Maybe he had his intern do it for him. The “kids” in those days had mad keyboarding skills.

    • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

      Guys like him keep an old phone around just for that purpose.

      • Scrapple

        Gross. I bet “Cyber Monday” means something totally different to him.

  • Stiffy Stiffington

    He was fucking revolting before this. Jesus Christ. Cannot unsee.

  • Dennis Huxtable

    I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this.

    • Me2

      This is the kind of shit that leaves people impotent and sterile.

  • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

    Why would he take a pic like that? Does he really think anyone will get turned on by seeing that?

  • Baradude
    • Doctor Fate

      It’s D.C., burner phones are a requirement.

  • J Kelly

    I just knew I would find the uncensored pic here. I’m disappointed. Looking forward to the wank vids!

  • Donkeyteefus

    and he sent it to her flip-phone

  • C3xxx

    For a moment, I thought the guy in the blurred pic was the old fella from NDR studios. Either way…*shudder*
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47c60d9492584c96dc8791ddd00e39e269b725e35ca332b8584e67bee8d2f65e.jpg

  • WhimsyCotton

    I understand that the elderly have sex drives too, but Grandparents should not be sexting… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a4ae1f06f41f91578aef0b75e185194332f516546ab9cfaaac40e5c836525a0.gif

  • paultacoma51

    I’ll never understand why pasty, bloated, old white guys want to, first of all take a picture, are always sending out naked pics of themselves. Nobody wants to see that. At least Keith Weiner had a decent body.

    • Because feeling sexy shouldn’t be limited to skinny guys with tans, maybe?

      • paultacoma51

        Exactly!

  • Watari

    How did the mature woman even get the pcitures on that old ass phone?

  • OhMyClarence

    I mean, the pictures are gross, because he is out of shape, and if he is actually harassing these women it is another story altogether. However, taking him at his word that these are just consensual messages, I don’t see why the representative needs to apologize to his constituents. If people want to freely exchange explicit material with receptive partners, more power to them. It’s not his constituents business, and certainly nothing he should be ashamed of.

    • EXACTLY! The fat-shaming and sex-shaming in some of these comments, if these were welcome and consensual, is fucking terrible.

    • Xzamilloh

      Oh, make no mistake. Laura Loomer, who sent the video of Barton masturbating, likely broke the law by sending revenge porn and should be prosecuted. And given who she is, I have NO problem with any of that.

    • Sean

      I agree it is wrong IF everything is consensual, and I dont care what he does in his own personal life, BUT this is also a man who voted to impeach the POTUS over a consensual blow job. So YES, he should be ashamed. He is acting in a hypocritical manner as a still MARRIED man. (the divorce wasnt final). You cant say it is wrong for others, then turn around and do it yourself.

    • onyx081

      I mean you’re definitely free to advocate for the rights of Republicans who spend their days and nights trying to strip everyone else of their freedom and rights. I on the other hand don’t give a fuck and won’t be spending my time or energy advocating for these hypocritical assholes who spend their time condemning everyone else’s behavior while committing the same behavior behind closed doors

      • OhMyClarence

        I’m not advocating for his rights to be a hypocrite. All I am saying is that in this instance he hasn’t done anything wrong. Joe Barton is still on the whole a pretty terrible human being, but if he wants to send naked pictures to a woman he is seeing and she is okay with that, more power to him.

  • He might be a grade A twat, right, but if this was actually consensual, we can’t decide who does and doesn’t deserve to be the victim of revenge porn based on their politics. And deciding that the criteria should involve body type or age is even more ridiculous.

  • DudeBornIn67
  • AsherStClaire

    Can someone teach the elders about camera angles?!

  • Shadowman777

    Good republican family values on display. Hard and deep.

  • JesseLCH

    we

  • Parker Lewis