BrokeStraightBoy Tyler White Loses $4,000 At Hard Rock Casino, Fakes Death

Posted November 14, 2014 by with 22 comments

tumblr_n8nhijld8w1qjzwvbo10_500Well, they don’t call ’em “broke” straight boys for nothing.

Meet BrokeStraightBoys gay porn Tyler White. He’s a cutie!

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Earlier this week, Tyler White took a trip to the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

bsb7Just 29 minutes after arriving at the casino, things were not going well for Tyler White!

bsb6bsb5Things quickly went from bad to worse for Tyler White.

Exactly 24 hours later, he died.

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The next day, however, a true miracle occurred when Tyler White came back to life.

bsb3Things were still not going well for Tyler White after being reincarnated, but at least he’s alive again?

bsb2Lucky for us, there’s a way we can help Tyler White.

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lifeUnless you’re Tyler White, and you come back to life!

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  • James Withers

    Open that sweet ass up, Tyler. You’ll get that cash back. Quick.

    • BLACKjackHAMMER

      Yeah James I could not agree with U more his sweet hole is what is going 2 get him out of the hole LOL !

  • NickDC

    I don’t know what is worse:

    – Admitting you went to the Seminole Hard Rock Casino (The place has a horrible reputation as being the epitome of white trash and one of the filthiest casinos in the world)

    – Losing $4K in 30 minutes

    – Having the phone ringtone sound playing 150 times in 72 hours

    – Near-fake killing your father.

    – Having a fake or real drug problem and using it as the cause of your fake death

    – Being resurrected at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino (sure Tyler gets brought back to life but when Anna Nicole dropped dead there she didn’t magically come back to life like Tyler did) with an empty wallet, no more drugs, a mobile with a dead battery and smelling like the Seminole Hard Rock Casino

    – Referring to yourself in the third person when scamming for “donations”

    The answer is clearly:

    “Referring to yourself in the third person when scamming for donations”

    because if you’re such a douche that you refer to yourself in the third person on Twitter, you deserve having all those other things happen to you.

    • Alan

      No, what was worst was his attempt to blame this on a ‘friend’ posting fake messages on his Twitter account.

      • NickDC

        I didn’t read all his messages, no need to analyze this thing like it’s the Zapruder Film…

  • Alan

    Oh how we mocked Mr. Munroe’s appeal to finance his desire to find true love in Iceland… Little did we know it would be soon trumped in terms of absurdity by Mr. White’s plea to financially support his severe gambling addiction problem.

    I wonder how long it will take him to come up with the story that his trip to the casino was to finance his dad’s medical bills and get his own reality TV episode of Broke Straight Boys…

    • zach

      I just learned that the tweet about his dad’s health was actually true, and although he chose to make it public, I’ve removed it from the series of tweets here since I don’t think that part is “funny.”

      • Alan

        Well I’m sorry about his dad and hope he recovers – but the whole enduring moral of the ‘Peter and the Wolf’ tale is that when you start lying, it quickly becomes impossible for other people to tell the fake tragedies from the real ones…

      • sxg

        Did his dad pass away before or after Tyler made that tweet about his own drug overdose? If he got any flack over his tweets about his dad, I’m pretty sure it’s because he cried wolf.

    • NickDC

      Someone who loses $4K gambling in 30 mins (start to finish) isn’t an addict, he’s just a fool.

  • BLACKjackHAMMER

    If only I had known about the Tyler White fund b4 I made the donation 2 Feed The Children the money would have been so much better used LOL !!!

  • ltlantnee

    can someone pay my minor losses at Empire City Casino in Yonkers? I’m not a broke straight boy but as long as everyone is asking …

  • Loki

    Ugh. Is there anyone at BSB who isn’t a miserable excuse for a human being?!

    • Donald Horn

      Paul Canon seems to have it together..

  • Alan. P. (Hansen)

    Hasn’t he always been on the bottom looking up? Actually, I’d donate to get Tyler OFF his feet (and over both my shoulders).

  • http://twitter.com/seaguy11 Seaguy

    Damn he must have been playing table games and thought he was a high roller to loose that much so quick. I play the slots and if I had lost $100 I would have moved to a different machine and if it kept up I would have went to a different casino before I lost four grand. And I guess he has not learned the internet is forever saying you dies of an OD is probably not going to be something he wants coming back to haunt him forever.

    He is a cutie though. Vadim Black and him just did a BB scenes on BSB. I wonder how many scenes he has to do with them to earn $4,000?

  • http://twitter.com/seaguy11 Seaguy

    Apparently he regrets doing his recent BB scene with Vadim: tyler White© ‏@BSBTylerWhite 2h

    2 hours ago

    @guy_dk @brodylasko it would of been better if Vadim wasn’t in it

  • Casey Scott

    Social media might be the worst thing to happen to porn stars these days. Nothing like shattering the illusion for your fans by revealing you’re a giant douchebag, as has happened so many times.

  • Colorful Kent

    total straight guy loser. That’s what they should call that site. Stupid Straight Losers.

  • GayPupCub24

    I think all the guys who appear on BrokeStraightBoys are either bi or gay. No way a straight boy would let another guy fuck me or suck his dick.

  • Nana Eristavi

    OMG, what an epic idiot. Too dumb even for a cheap porn model!

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