Watch A Cat Upstage Michael Hoffman And His Buddy As They Stroke Their Cocks

Posted September 8, 2015 by with 32 comments

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The most interesting thing about this new Michael Hoffman jerk off video is not the other guy with whom he’s jerking off, it’s the two cats, obviously.

The two cats make their cameos in the opening moments of this otherwise nap-inducing, 20-minute jerk off video (I dare you to watch the whole thing) that was shot on a fixed tripod from, like, 75,000 feet away. I’d say that Michael Hoffman’s jerk off buddy is hot, but you can’t even tell what he looks like? Also, is this video (in which Michael Hoffman and his friend rub each other down with oil and then stroke their cocks together) a sign that Michael Hoffman might go “full gay” and make a porn video where he actually has gay sex with another man?

More importantly, back to those cute cats:

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Do the cats belong to Michael Hoffman, or do they belong to his big-dicked, muscular friend? Also, why is the litter box in the fireplace?

At about five minutes in, cool cat #1 cruises by, just to say hi (or maybe he was on his way to the litter box):

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That’s the last glimpse of the cat we get, as the bro quickly gets up and (presumably) puts the cat in another room. Then, it’s 15 minutes of the bro and Michael Hoffman stroking their cocks and attempting to bust their nuts, which appears to happen (maybe?) in the last minute of the video, but it’s hard to tell? Maybe the cats know.

[Related: Masturbating Teen Bodybuilder Michael Hoffman Sold All His Jerk Off Videos To Mindgeek]

  • Silver64

    ROTFL…

    Look, their not even interested in Pussy when it’s right in front of them. Thought they always wanted a piece of tail.

    • Albatross

      What, no “hot fur” joke?

  • So tired of lebians on gay porn.

  • sxg

    Even with all those messy tats, Michael Hoffman is still far more sexy than… whatever the hell that is next to him.

    • Mike Julius

      That dude’s face is… unfortunate. But hey, at least he could keep it up when they tagged that girl. Or so I hear. Didn’t bother looking at his latest ones.

      • GoGo

        I thought it was terrible, they both seemed to have had wood problems.

        • Mike Julius

          Oh. Well, like I said, haven’t seen it. Don’t plan to either. Waste of eyesight.

        • Spongey

          Indeed, especially MH. It was rather boring and the poor girl was not satisfied.

      • beariac

        I heard he gives good head given half a chance.
        http://i.imgur.com/bg9vDzO.gif

  • BF8

    he really has gotten gross looking with all of those tattoos, especially on his head

  • Rick Tan

    why, why so much tattoos?

    He was so hot, but now looks so trashy. ugh. The back ones are the worst.

  • Jax

    Let me know when he’s done taking baby steps and actually puts a dick inside one of his holes.

  • Mike Julius

  • Todd

    Pftttt …….like Hoffman would ever do a scene with another guy when there wasn’t also some pussy in the room ……http://i.imgur.com/kGfoq.gif

    • sxg

      Salem is just completely missing his nails with that filer!

    • Hudsonman

      Guys; at 14, 15 or 16 it’s experimenting. At their age … gay. Michael’s “buddy” (who could eat apples through a fence) spends a lot of time checking out Michael’s dick!

  • Kandel

    If you’re gonna film a jerk off scene you’d think you’d do a little prep work… like put the animals in another room. It’s not like it’s 3 am and your cat is looking for attention while you try to rub one out. I mean you’re charging people for this boring shit. Though, that friend of his gives me cause for concern seeing the way his eyes follow that tail…

  • SaintMike

    the cat is the best thing in this video! Otherwise this is about as erotic as my last dentist appointment

  • Mark-E-Mark

    …..and “E” news has the audacity to put down YouTube celebrities. They, at least, put some effort into their videos.

  • Eric from Sweden

    Anyway, it’s clear that this is intended entirely for his gay fans. I’m pretty sure he soon will take his interactions with another guy one step further, like letting a guy blow him. He knows we want it, and he knows he can charge a lot more for a BJ vid than a jerk off vid.

  • R.A.M.J

    If i were single, id fuck him. tats and all. he still has an epic body (better than many actual gay porn stars) and an attractive face and he’s hung.

    • slipperyslope

      I feel like with the right partner he’d be really good in bed. Very experimental.

  • Scrapple

    Litter box in the fireplace. Cat Party. Red sofa. Empty glasses/jars on the end table. A crooked flag hanging on the wall. Michael’s limitations. I can’t with any of this.

  • hotdickcum

    Y’know Hoffman’s friend wants it badly. Glancing over Michael jerking off. Really loving rubbing his body. And finally watch him cum… so he can cum.

  • DPS

    Buddy, you were jerking off next to Michael fucking Hoffman! Why the long face?

  • lance

    Looks like the twunk will brake a nail or something while rubbing Albolene on Michael.
    And looks like Michael might be enjoying rubbing the big dicked twunk.
    I though he stated very clear on his meltdown youtube video “I’M NOT GAY! You won’t see me with another dude”

  • Gazzaq

    Boring stop wasting time on this no hoper.

  • Zealot

    Ladies and gentlemen, our musical accompanist, Miss Phoebe Buffet.

  • Spongey

    I’m shocked, I thought Zach hated “gatos”! Is this the same white dude that Hoffman does the three way with?

  • ezra.jones

    why does he even bother. go get some rich guy to pay to take you out to dinner and a little extra after. bet he could make 5 grand at least a few times a month. this is just dumb and he might regret having all these vids out there later in life.

    a date/escort just disappears but the money don’t :)