You’ll Never Guess Who’s Playing Wolverine In Men.com’s X-Men Gay Porn Parody

Posted May 17, 2016 by with 62 comments

wolvMen.com has just released the first teaser image for their upcoming X-Men gay porn parody, and as you can probably tell from the cropped image above, gay porn star Colby Keller will be playing Wolverine.

Full shot:

wolverineI don’t follow or give two shits about comic books or superhero things, but I presume this is a good casting choice? The series debut is coming May 27th, so expect more cast reveals in the coming days.

Let’s hope this Men.com series is better than their Batman Vs. Superman parody. Of course, given what an epic disaster that was, pretty much anything would be an improvement.

  • Rob36

    really

  • Todd
  • Silver64

    Good choice, and if the use Gambit in it, Carter Dane would be my choice for that role.

    • Trepakprince

      Hell, Carter could be Jean Grey and I’d still be transfixed.

    • moondoggy

      OMG, Gambit was by far the sexiest part of the cartoon. I don’t get why he’s been so ignored in the movies. 30 years ago, I would have loved to see Dennis Quaid revive his Big Easy accent to play Gambit. He’s still a freakishly hot man, but back then, he couldn’t walk down the lingerie aisle at JC Penney’s because even the clothes hangers would throw their panties at him.

      http://www.angrytrainerfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Dennis-Quaid.jpg

  • McM.

    (Solomon) Aspen would have made a better Wolverine.

    But it’s Colby Keller, so I’ll be good as long as the director doesn’t fuck up his performance.

    • Andrew S.

      Aspen would’ve been inspired casting, IA

    • moondoggy

      Ooh, you’re right. They also should have let Bromo do the parody. Why the fuck would Wolverine wear a condom? If anyone is worried about their immune system, it’s NOT Wolverine.

  • Trepakprince

    Dirk Caber can be cast as the supervillain, he already has that maniacal laugh down.

  • nick

    Awesome, you’ve got to give them points for the effort they put into their porn.

  • beariac
  • Galaxy_Scribe

    Torn between my love of Colby and my rage that the X-Men movie franchise is essentially “Wolverine and oh yea, those other guys”

    • Colton, The Major Hussy

      Wolverine is my least favourite X-Men. I will never understand why he seems to be the most popular.

      • sxg

        He’s better in the comic books. In the film, not so much. But it’s mostly Hugh Jackman’s good job of portraying the character that makes him the most popular in the films.

  • AussieB

    Are people really into these poorly produced parodies?

  • JK3

    Are they going to do a BTS “making of X-men” parody with a stand in for Bryan Singer (maybe Dennis West) and give him a bunch of twinks from Helix?

  • FieldMedic

    I’ll be disappointed if Wolverine and Cyclops don’t go at it, a missed opportunity from the movie to have some hot Hugh Jackman and James Marsden action.

  • sanfv

    I can only imagine the names they’ll use
    Kitty “straight” pride
    Blue Jeans Grey
    Biclops
    Professor XXX
    Magnumeeto
    Bed Beast

  • Tony161956

    Someone shorter like Rogan Richards would have made a more appropriate Wolverine since he’s short in the comics, but hairy Colby Is closer to Hugh Jackman

  • Andrew S.

    Colby is a favorite of mine but LMAO!

    let’s just hope the costumes actually fit this time AND that the resolution isn’t a random orgy scene.

  • Cubankid

    I’m here for it tbh, Colby oozes sex and is one of the most handsome men in Gay Porn.

  • Zealot

    I had to call up the Cockyboys Christmas clip of Colby fucking Tayte just to feel better about Tayte’s declared bisexuality. It worked! Thanks Colby for keeping our gay porn delightfully and enjoyably gay. He’s the gift that keeps on giving.

    • Odetofear

      oohh, Tayte Hanson as Gambit… that’ll be nice.

  • sxg

    If Colby Jansen is in this he better not play anyone else other than The Blob!

    • sammy1023

      ok that is rude and just plain wrong, but hysterically funny (i know i’m a terrible person lol!!!!!)

      • Dave

        It’s not funny because it’s totally wrong. Colby is not fat, he just has a little meat on his bones.

        • nick

          and I like him all the more for it

    • Andrew S.

      my favorite part about this pic is how well it illustrates the similarities between Colby & Hugh’s actual body types. Why is everyone that isn’t a skinny twink ‘the blob’?

      • Nate

        I rather think he eats skinny twinks…

    • Marcus Collack

      More beef for us.

  • If only Michael Fassbender was down to play Magneto for the parody.

  • Scrapple

    This…feels right.

    Does this mean they might also do a Suicide Squad Parody? If so, I nominate Vadim for El Diablo, since he knows all about flaming. I’ve already given a nod of approval for Zane Porter playing Killer Croc.

  • OverKill

    These parodies have been all around:
    https://media.giphy.com/media/CSRlrzDb0JX2w/giphy.gif

    Batman vs Superman was a big laughable joke. It had Damien and Paddy but it was just boring as all fuck, they couldn’t even save it. Costumes aren’t bad at all but the execution is just
    http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac267/deanncastiel/Supernatural%20Gifs/deandnwwtfish.gif

  • Dale Bergman

    http://67.media.tumblr.com/2a52adfebd42ecf60fcd771309fd8a16/tumblr_inline_ntdugp2iHA1tum6v0_500.gif

    MEN got the casting right this time (unlike their choice for Superman).

  • snoopyfo

    I love, love, love, love, colby keller im a huge fan, but if i have to be honest this is a terrible casting choice, but i am not surprise its a men parody, i still love colby he is hot sexy, dreamy, and ill still watch this because he is sexy as fuck but i think colby looks more like a young magneto than a wolverine

  • Pertinax

    It’s hard to find someone that impersonates Wolverine.

  • Super Marco Manuel

    Colby Keller is good looking.But,he have horrible finger nails.Next time you watch his scenes,watch his finger nails.He bites his nails like crazy.Colby must be a very nervous man.

    Let parodies in straight porn.

    Colby Keller is 1 of the very few gay man left in gay porn.

  • darkdexter

    I prefer Colby Jansen to to be Wolverine. He more look alike than Colby Keller as I saw Colby Jansen post his Wolverine look on his twitter.

    • Jerry

      Before he found out where Professor X kept his pie stash…

  • Maximus

    A parody is supposed to be humorous or satirical. This is just dreck.

    https://media0.giphy.com/media/Y8PlafzBvilji/giphy.gif

  • Estelle

    I wonder if there will be an ode to Bryan Singer’s love of chicken?

  • GN

    Colby is my Hillary Clinton. He can Benghazi his way through anything, and I’ll still write him a blank check…

    • Billy C

      Wow good thing Colby isn’t as big a criminal as Hillary to test that – he’s too HOT to risk it!

  • Marcus Collack

    “I don’t follow or give two shits about comic books or superhero things,” Let me back it up and make it plain: “Now we gon’ fight.”

  • Odetofear

    mmm…. I think he would have made a better Colossus. Its’ just a bit obvious because Colby has facial hair and is popular, but as someone who busts nuts all over comic book hero type porn, there could have been better casting. A better Wolverine would have been Tegan Zayne.

    • Billy C

      Great point . . . BUT . . . I’ll have (my way with) either of them (would love to have BOTH of them!) for anything! PS – if you ever need a couple of reading partners for those comics, my husband and I are both comic fans here! :)