When Bad Porn Happens To Hot Guys: Deviant Otter Fucks Xavier Jacobs

Posted October 1, 2015 by with 22 comments

scene32051If this week’s DeviantOtter.com update is supposed to be a really bad gay porn parody of The Blair Witch Project, then this video is a huge success. Congrats!

If this week’s DeviantOtter.com update is supposed to be anything other than that, then this video might be the biggest gay porn disaster of 2015 (and this is the same year that brought us Men.com’s ratchet cowboy orgy, Treasure Island’s “Cum Junkie,” and pretty much anything released by Dominic Ford, Dallas Reeves, or Icon Male).

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Amateur shaky cam porn can be OK, but this doesn’t even work on that level. Apparently, Deviant Otter fucks Xavier Jacobs bareback in an abandoned YMCA? Who can say? Who can tell? Who cares?

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The overwhelming reason why this is so frustrating? Gay porn stars Deviant Otter and Xavier Jacobs are hot as fuck, and as a gay porn viewer, I want to actually be able to see their hot as fuck bodies/cocks/faces. Is it too much to ask to actually expect to see gay porn when pushing play on a gay porn movie?

[DeviantOtter: Deviant Otter Fucks Xavier Jacobs Bareback]

Reminder of what Xavier Jacobs actually looks like when he’s not hanging out in abandoned buildings and being filmed in total darkness by someone having an epileptic seizure:

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What does it mean that this free Twitter video of Deviant Otter jerking off IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM has better production value than the members only video uploaded to his paysite this week??

  • FrenchBug

    XJ is hot but was really really thirsty for being a gay pornstar. I guess he was desperate enough to take the first offer that came to him. And based on his Twitter feed, Lucas was the other studio smart enough to hire him which means we are not anywhere close to seeing him in decently shot porn scenes.
    Tragic.

    • Drew Barrymore

      So true.

      What a waste.

  • Ed Woody

    Nasty people doing nasty things. And i do not mean that as a compliment.

  • Mike Julius

    “Reminder of what Xavier Jacobs actually looks like when he’s not hanging
    out in abandoned buildings and being filmed in total darkness by
    someone having an epileptic seizure:”

    https://p.gr-assets.com/540×540/fit/hostedimages/1380425101/847999.gif

  • Zealot

    Film Noir Porn? Nah.

  • Cosmic

    That Deviant Otter guy must have every std know to man…and a few new ones.

  • Nickolas

    Side note: I saw Deviant Otter at Folsom, and he’s a little guy. Kinda disappointed (but not surprised). Still wearing that ridiculous hat.

  • Alias74

    Xavier Jacobs man-pussy is EPIC! How you get it to look like that?

  • WhimsyCotton

    Be honest Zach, does Deviant Otter remind you of yourself at all? I don’t know if you like visiting abandoned YMCAs, so I’m more referring to the hat and the beard and his “look.”

  • DPS

    Members of Otter’s site may well like this crap. Their expectations can’t be too high from bits of productions that I’ve seen. Jacobs has a natural hot and sexy look but seems lately to always be try too hard to play up that look.

  • Myko

    Xavier Jacobs went with the unwashed rat Deviant Otter ?

    I guess you gotta pay the rent somehow

  • Maximus

    There’s not enough penicillin in the world…
    https://media4.giphy.com/media/WwgJuEWGUByZq/200w.gif

  • Maximus

    There’s not enough penicillin in the world…

  • kevin

    DO has really tasty piss. Love that he doesn’t douche and lets you eat his dirty ass!

  • Target

    This is Xavier’s hardcore debut, no?

  • asby

    A grown man with a tramp stamp will make me giggle every time

  • DaCronic

    Xavier is hot as hell!! Love the hairy body.