Here’s The X-Men Gay Porn Parody Trailer, And It Doesn’t Look Good

Posted May 24, 2016 by with 42 comments

xmenAfter their Star Wars and Batman Vs. Superman flops, no one was really expecting Men.com’s X-Men gay porn parody to be “good,” but based on the first trailer below, it might be even worse than expected.

xmen1Last year, Brenner Bolton told Str8UpGayPorn that Colby Keller was his “fantasy” scene partner, so why isn’t he hard while being fucked by him?

Even worse, the horrific, unflattering bright lighting and all-white set is not doing Colby Keller or Brenner Bolton any favors. And neither is their bad acting, but at least maybe that part was intentional.

xmen2This is a parody of a hugely popular franchise where the studio could have done anything they wanted to mix up the plot and have fun, but because it’s Men.com, of course both Colby and Brenner (who are openly gay performers) are playing “straight” guys fighting over a woman. So tired.

Maybe the full scene will be better than this trailer suggests, but don’t hold your breath. The first episode will be released here on Friday.

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[Men.com: Colby Keller Fucks Brenner Bolton]

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