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  Florida Woman On Frontier Flight Pulls Down Pants In Aisle After Being Told She Can’t Use Toilet: “I Don’t Give A FUCK! I Gotta Go Pee!”
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  Vermont Man Pleads Not Guilty To Attempted Murder After Gunning Down Three Palestinian Americans
• New Pig Flu Debuts In UK
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  Rabid Kitten Turns New York School Upside Down, Prompting Mass Vaccinations
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  Man Jumps Off Boat And Strips Completely Naked On Disneyland’s “Small World” Ride
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  Sociopath Tiffany Haddish Jokes About DUI Arrest: “I Prayed To God For A Man With A Job, Preferably In A Uniform”
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  Drunken Thanksgiving Brawl At Massachusetts Restaurant Leaves Family Members Bloodied And Shirtless
• Cop Who Murdered George Floyd Stabbed In Prison
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• Ready For COVID 2.0? Chinese Hospitals Overloaded With Mysterious New Pneumonia
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  L.A. News Twink Awkwardly Tries To Offer Support For Tiffany Haddish After DUI Arrest
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  Another One: Puff Daddy Accused Of Drugging And Raping College Student
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  Dolly Does Dallas: Dolly Parton Wears Skimpy Cheerleader Outfit While Performing At Football Game
• Hall & Oates Drama: Hall Gets Restraining Order Against Oates
• NYC Mayor Sued For Sexual Assault
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  Completely Naked Woman Goes On Violent (Yet Sexy?) Rampage At Airport While Hallucinating On Magic Mushrooms
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  Lawsuit Alleges Drunken Group Sex Party And Barfing In Guacamole Bowl At L.A. Taco Bell
• Exploding Population Of Feral “Super Pigs” Threatening To Invade U.S.
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  Scream Actress Breaks Silence After Being Fired From Franchise For Speaking Out Against Israeli Genocide
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• Jamie Foxx Sued For Sexual Assault
• Cuba Gooding Jr. Facing Two New Sexual Assault Lawsuits
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  U.S./Canada Border Crossing In Flames As Car Flies Through Air And Explodes, Killing Two
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  Hungarian Pianist Plays Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement While Shirtless
• Disgraced And Worthless Golden Globes Back On TV At CBS
• 77-Year-Old Texas Lawyer Arrested For Smuggling Drugs To Prison Inmates, Was Jail’s “Major Supplier”
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  Susan Sarandon Dropped From UTA For Not Supporting The Murder Of Babies
• Southern California Mayor Sends Gang Member To Threaten Resident Who Called Her A “Chola”
• Poll Finds That 40% Of Americans Are Afraid To Walk Alone At Night
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  Joe Biden Celebrates 146th Birthday With Fiery Cake
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  Elon Musk Sued For Defamation After Using Twitter To Falsely Accuse Jewish College Student Of Being Neo-Nazi In False Flag Operation
• Tennessee Town Abandons Plan To Ban Being Gay In Public
• Ex-Con Arrested For Jacking Off While Riding Bike In Florida Parking Lot
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  Medical Experts Advise “Caution” And Vaccines As COVID Continues To Infect, Kill, And Maim Millions Every Week
• Obesity Drugs Change Holiday Eating Behaviors
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  John Oliver On The Insanity Of Working At A Dollar Store
• Crazy Libertarian Makes Shocking Political Upset As New President Of Argentina
• Florida Man Arrested For Defecating On Deceased Opossum
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  RIP: Rosalynn Carter Dead At 96
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  Naked Woman Falls From Roof Of Florida Sushi Restaurant
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  L.A. Homeowner Who Exchanged Gunfire With Armed Robbers On His Property Has CCW Permit Revoked
• Despite Awful Season 2, Nicole Kidman Says There Will Be A Season 3 Of Big Little Lies
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  Trump Tells Voters In Iowa “I’m Not Into Golden Showers!”
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  Fan Of Taylor Swift Drops Dead At Rio Concert