Posted by Zach
- Despite Almost Certain Low Ratings, Disney/ABC Sells Out Oscar Ad Inventory
- “Bloodbath”: AVN Lays Off Sales Execs, Office Manager, Editorial Writers
- Brutally Honest Oscar Voter’s Picks: Riz Ahmed, Maria Bakalova, Nomadland
- Deranged Kevin Spacey Living In Seclusion With Boy Band Member While Facing Multiple Sexual Assault And Harassment Lawsuits
- India Sets New World Record For Most COVID Infections In Single Day
- Powercouple(?) Viggo Sorensen And Jim Durden Are Fucking AGAIN, But This Time They’re Joined By Another Gay Porn Star
- Today In People Being Fucked On Ladders: Carter Woods Tops Michael Del Ray
- Adam Archuleta Shoots Cum All Over Allan Aimée After Fucking Him Bareback
- Texas Police Searching For 350-Pound Man Who Masturbated Inside Buffet Restaurant In Front Of Children (Buffets Are Open?!)
- California Now Has The Lowest Coronavirus Case Rate Nationwide (Probably Because So Many In The State Have Already Been Infected)
- Sunny D (No Relation To The Beverage) Tops Extremely Bearded Markus Kage In “Rock The Cock”
- WATCH: Bentley Layne, Carter Ford, And Gino Zanetti Play “Spin The Bitch”
- “Patagonia Funny Adventure: Latin Fire” Concludes With Five-Way Fuckfest Finale Featuring Multiple Facials
- NYC Will No Longer Prosecute Prostitution











