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- Watch Kamala Harris In Hour-Long Interview With Howard Stern
- Christian Pastor Arrested For Murder (But Surprisingly Not Rape)
- Trump’s “God Bless The USA” Bibles Made In China
- 100+ Raccoons Face Euthanasia After Swarming Around Woman And “Demanding” To Be Fed
- Kamala Harris Drinks A Beer With Stephen Colbert
- Nevada Republican Convicted Of Wire Fraud After Stealing Money From Dead Police Officer Memorial
- October Surprise #9897948: Trump Secretly Sent COVID Tests To Putin While Americans Died
- Women Kicked Off Spirit Airlines Flight For Showing Off Big Tits In Risque Crop Tops
- Tim Walz Does Jimmy Kimmel Live
- The End Of Florida? Catastrophic Hurricane Milton Barrels Toward Tampa
- Donald Trump Celebrates One-Year Anniversary Of Hamas Attack In Israel By Dancing To The Village People’s “Y.M.C.A.”
- Doctor Disguises Himself In Wig And Fake Beard While Injecting Fake COVID Vaccine—Which Was Actually Flesh-Eating Poison—Into Mother’s Boyfriend
- John Oliver On “Civility” Of VP Debate: Like Reading A Ransom Note And Admiring The Lovely Cursive
- Brother Of Madonna Dead At 63
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- Hostel Owner Detained After Six Tourists Murdered In Laos By Poisoned Alcohol
- Today In Pastors (And Their Wives) Being Arrested For Sexually Abusing Hundreds Of Children
- Man Has 50-Hour Face Transplant Surgery After Attempting To Commit Suicide By Shooting Himself In The Head With A Shotgun
- Pennsylvania Chiropractor Arrested For Secretly Filming Naked Patients
- [UPDATED] NYT Obtains Document Showing Matt Gaetz Venmo Payments To Prostitutes He Fucked
- Congrats! Louisiana Ranks #1 In States With Highest STD Rates
- U.S. House Rep. Nancy Mace Introduces Resolution To Ban Trans Women From Using Female Bathrooms In Congress
- Now Gays And Latinos Are Receiving Threatening Text Messages About Deportation And Re-Education
- Grocery Store Worker Pleads Guilty To Ejaculating In Cupcakes Consumed By Children, Will Serve Just Two Years In Prison
- Bomb Cyclone With Hurricane Force Winds Obliterates Pacific Northwest
- South Carolina “Research Lab” Where Monkeys Escaped Accused Of Abuse And Inhumane Treatment
- Arkansas Doctor Suspended For Walking Around Family Practice Completely Naked And Ejaculating On Patient
- Sitting Down All Day Will Likely Kill You, Even If You Exercise
- Friendly Skies: Pennsylvania Man Sues Frontier Airlines For $150,000 After Spilling Scalding Hot Tea On Lap And Permanently Disfiguring Penis
- Naked Florida Man Arrested After Walking Around People’s Patios And Backyards
- RIP: Spirit Airlines Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
- Zombie Apocalypse 2025: Naked Oklahoma City Man Arrested After Biting Off Man’s Finger And Eating It
- Attorney General Nominee Accused Of Sex Trafficking And Having Intercourse With High School Girl
- Fox & Friends Host Turned Secretary Of Defense Nominee Denies Sexually Assaulting Woman Despite Paying Her To Keep Quiet
- Four People Charged With Insurance Fraud After Dressing Up As Bear And Destroying Rolls Royce
- Harbinger Of Doom Washes Up On California Beach For Second Time This Year
- Orange County Man Convicted Of First Degree Murder And Hate Crime Sentenced To Life In Prison For Stabbing Gay Classmate To Death
- Human Head That Washed Ashore In Florida Belonged To Man Who Saved His Sister Before Dying
- Conan O’Brien To Host 97th Oscars In March
- Brain Worm Joins Clown Car
- Dead Body Found In Planet Fitness Tanning Bed After “Weird Odor” Filled Gym For 3 Days
- California Christian Pastor Pleads Guilty To Raping Multiple Children, Sentenced To Just 7 Years In Prison
- Conspiracy Website Of Psychotic Snake Oil Salesman Purchased By The Onion
- Soldiers Found Fucking In Cockpit Of Apache Gunship
- Clown Car 2025: Matt Gaetz Nominated To Be Trump’s Attorney General
- Today In Fraternities Being Suspended For Raping And Drugging Pledges
- Illinois Lawmaker With Open Bottle Of Red Wine In Car Makes Fun Of Cop’s Penis Size During DUI Arrest
- Republican Congressman And House Foreign Affairs Chief Arrested At Airport While High On Drugs And Drunk
- John Krasinski Named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
- Human Head Found On Florida Beach
- Wisconsin Father Fakes Drowning Death, Flees Country To Be With European Woman He Met Online
- Maryland College Students Charged With Hate Crimes After Luring Gay Man To Apartment For Sex, Then Holding Him Prisoner And Beating Him
- Federal Judge Blocks Louisiana From Requiring Ten Commandments In Classrooms
- Little Marco Expected To Be Trump’s Nominee For Secretary Of State
- Expert From Harvard Research Study Explains Why You Are Completely Fucked
- MSNBC Ratings Crater Following Election
- Friendly Skies: Spirit Airlines Plane Hit By Gunfire During Landing, Flight Attendant Grazed By Bullet
- Homosexual Dentist Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Male Patient During Dental Work
- Mattel Issues Apology After Accidentally Advertising Hardcore Porn Site On Boxes Of Wicked Dolls
- Naked Man Covered In Blood And High On Drugs Arrested For Destroying Multiple Cars
- Half Naked Men Showing Up At Stranger’s House For “Uber Shower” Annoy Vegas Homeowner
- Film Festival Canceled Due To Turkey’s Ban Of Gay Daniel Craig Movie