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- Another Scab: Bill Maher To Bring Real Time Back Without Writers
- Country’s Largest Newspaper Chain Hiring Journalists Who’ll Only Cover Beyoncé And Taylor Swift
- Today In Naked Men: Bystanders Attempt To Subdue Nude Senior On Hollywood Blvd.
- California To Ban Toxic Foods, Joining Developed Countries Around The World
- Security Escorts MAGA Bimbo Lauren Boebert Out Of Beetlejuice Show In Denver Due To Vaping, Taking Photographs, And Yelling
- Fallout Continues: Scab Drew Barrymore Dropped As National Book Awards Host
- Republicans Open Impeachment Inquiry Into Joe Biden
- GOP Senator Reads From Gay Sex Scene During Hearing: “I Put Some Lube On And Got Him On His Knees…This Was MY Ass!”
- FDA Panel Says Benadryl And Sudafed Don’t Work, Could Be Pulled From Store Shelves
- Smucker’s To Buy Twinkies For $5.6 Billion
- Adults Now Ordering Off Kids’ Menus To Save Money
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- Josh Moore Profiled By Daily Mail, Says His Penis Is Insured For $627/Month
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- Season’s Beatings: California Woman Collecting Toys For Holiday Charity Kidnapped And Violently Assaulted By Former Maid Disguised In Blonde Wig
- State-Sponsored Chinese Hackers Broke Into U.S. Treasury And Stole Documents In “Major” Incident
- Liam Payne’s Manager Charged With Manslaughter For Singer’s Death
- Woman And Dog Jump From Third Story Balcony To Escape Burning Apartment Building
- Linda Lavin Dead At 87
- President Jimmy Carter Dead At 100
- Pretend To Care: Two Hollywood Assholes Who Were In A Shitty Movie Are Suing Each Other For God Knows Why
- List Of America’s Safest Small Towns
- Friendly Skies: Woman Having Anxiety Attack Climbs Onto Wing Of Alaska Airlines Plane After Landing In Seattle
- Homeless Woman Caught On Camera Setting Car On Fire At Hollywood Gas Station
- Majority Of People Plan On Staying Home On New Year’s Eve
- 11 Teens Arrested For Luring Men Using Hook-Up Apps And Then Beating Them
- Saying Goodbye To The Stars We Lost In 2024
- Another Severed Leg Washes Up On Palos Verdes Beach!
- Judge Rules Woman Suing Jay-Z And Diddy For Rape Can Remain Anonymous
- Severed Human Leg Found On California Beach
- Bird Flu Virus Has Mutated In First Severe Human Case
- Season’s Beatings: Nearly Naked Man Arrested At Phoenix Airport After Bloody Christmas Brawl Leads To Family Members Shooting And Stabbing Each Other
- Florida Pizza Delivery Girl Arrested For Stabbing Customer 14 Times Over $2 Tip
- Lawyers Say Abercrombie & Fitch Sex Trafficker Has Dementia
- UFC Fighter Breaks Penis During Training Session
- Friendly Skies: Dead Body Found In Wheel Well Of United Airlines Plane After Flying From Chicago To Maui
- Merry Christmas: FDA Raises Costco Egg Recall Alert To Highest Level Due To Severe Illness And Death
- Biological Male Who Uses She/Her Pronouns Arrested For Raping Multiple Female Inmates While Housed In Women’s Prison
- Dentist Sentenced To 15 Years In Prison After Stealing Anesthesia, Leaving Patients Moaning In Pain
- Trump’s Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Committed Statutory Rape, Paid For Sex, Did Cocaine And Ecstasy With Teens, House Committee Finds
- 78-Year-Old Bill Clinton Hospitalized
- Owl Sits Atop Family Christmas Tree After Flying Into Living Room Through Chimney
- Best Hollywood Red Carpet Photos Of 2024
- List Of 2024’s Best LGBT Movies And TV Shows
- Guatemalan Migrant Arrested After Setting Sleeping Woman On Fire And Watching Her Burn To Death On NYC Subway
- Missing Congresswoman With Dementia Living In Nursing Home Since July, Still On Taxpayer-Funded Salary
- USPS Employee Arrested After Being Caught On Video Smearing Fecal-Like Substance On Mailboxes
- NYPD Chief Abruptly Resigns After Being Accused Of Horrific Sexual Harassment: “He Was Always Asking Me To Kiss His Penis”
- Seattle Police Chief Fired After Love Letter From Staffer Found In SUV: “Like A Prince In One Of Your Disney Movies…I Hope I Always Know Your Kiss”
- Colorado Grocery Store Employee Who Ejaculated Inside Children’s Birthday Party Cupcakes Sentenced To Just 4 Years In Prison
- Seasons Beatings: Mother And Daughter Brawl With Violent Mob Over Parking Spot At L.A. Outlet Mall
- 27-Year-Old Convicted Sex Offender Arrested For Trying To Enroll In High School As 15-Year-Old Girl
- Barack Obama Shares 10 Favorite Movies Of 2024
- Michigan Man Admits To Planning Mass Murders Of Gay People
- Holiday Horror: 200+ Injured And 5 Dead As Terrorist Plows Through German Christmas Market In Speeding Car
- 🥳⚰️ RIP: Party City Closing Down All Stores Nationwide
- 80 People Become Violently Ill After Eating At “Best 101 Restaurants In L.A.” Food Festival
- Nursing Home Administrator And 18 Employees Arrested For Killing 74-Year-Old Patient With Necrotic Flesh Wounds On Genitals
- Prison Nurse Pleads Guilty To Smuggling Cocaine Inside Lasagna
