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- Anderson Cooper: “I Didn’t Know That Porn Sites Had Comments Sections”
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- Serial Attempted Murderer Attacking Random People In West Hollywood All Week
- Diddy Placed On Suicide Watch As More Sex Workers Come Forward
- Florida Man Arrested For Using Syringe To Squirt Unknown Liquid On Women’s Buttocks In Department Stores
- Nun-Killing Republican Receives Worst Reviews Of Her Horrid Career For Cataclysmic Flop “143”
- Surprise! New Court Filings Describe How Matt Gaetz Attended Drug-Fueled Sex Party With Underage Girl
- New York Magazine’s Olivia Nuzzi Placed On Leave Due To Extramarital Affair With Brain Worm-Infested Anti-Vaxxer RFK Jr.
- “Wall Of Secrets” Surrounding Diddy And Accomplices May Soon Crumble
- Local Sheriff Arrested For Murdering Kentucky Judge In Courthouse
- Alabama Principal Demoted And Fighting For Job After Coming Out As Gay
- Fresno Cop Arrested For Attempting To Rape Child
- Sean Combs Denied Bail Again, Will Remain At Same Prison As Gay Porn Star Austin Wolf While Awaiting Trial For Sex Trafficking
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- Hostel Owner Detained After Six Tourists Murdered In Laos By Poisoned Alcohol
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- Man Has 50-Hour Face Transplant Surgery After Attempting To Commit Suicide By Shooting Himself In The Head With A Shotgun
- Pennsylvania Chiropractor Arrested For Secretly Filming Naked Patients
- [UPDATED] NYT Obtains Document Showing Matt Gaetz Venmo Payments To Prostitutes He Fucked
- Congrats! Louisiana Ranks #1 In States With Highest STD Rates
- U.S. House Rep. Nancy Mace Introduces Resolution To Ban Trans Women From Using Female Bathrooms In Congress
- Now Gays And Latinos Are Receiving Threatening Text Messages About Deportation And Re-Education
- Grocery Store Worker Pleads Guilty To Ejaculating In Cupcakes Consumed By Children, Will Serve Just Two Years In Prison
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- South Carolina “Research Lab” Where Monkeys Escaped Accused Of Abuse And Inhumane Treatment
- Arkansas Doctor Suspended For Walking Around Family Practice Completely Naked And Ejaculating On Patient
- Sitting Down All Day Will Likely Kill You, Even If You Exercise
- Friendly Skies: Pennsylvania Man Sues Frontier Airlines For $150,000 After Spilling Scalding Hot Tea On Lap And Permanently Disfiguring Penis
- Naked Florida Man Arrested After Walking Around People’s Patios And Backyards
- RIP: Spirit Airlines Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
- Zombie Apocalypse 2025: Naked Oklahoma City Man Arrested After Biting Off Man’s Finger And Eating It
- Attorney General Nominee Accused Of Sex Trafficking And Having Intercourse With High School Girl
- Fox & Friends Host Turned Secretary Of Defense Nominee Denies Sexually Assaulting Woman Despite Paying Her To Keep Quiet
- Four People Charged With Insurance Fraud After Dressing Up As Bear And Destroying Rolls Royce
- Harbinger Of Doom Washes Up On California Beach For Second Time This Year
- Orange County Man Convicted Of First Degree Murder And Hate Crime Sentenced To Life In Prison For Stabbing Gay Classmate To Death
- Human Head That Washed Ashore In Florida Belonged To Man Who Saved His Sister Before Dying
- Conan O’Brien To Host 97th Oscars In March
- Brain Worm Joins Clown Car
- Dead Body Found In Planet Fitness Tanning Bed After “Weird Odor” Filled Gym For 3 Days
- California Christian Pastor Pleads Guilty To Raping Multiple Children, Sentenced To Just 7 Years In Prison
- Conspiracy Website Of Psychotic Snake Oil Salesman Purchased By The Onion
- Soldiers Found Fucking In Cockpit Of Apache Gunship
- Clown Car 2025: Matt Gaetz Nominated To Be Trump’s Attorney General
- Today In Fraternities Being Suspended For Raping And Drugging Pledges
- Illinois Lawmaker With Open Bottle Of Red Wine In Car Makes Fun Of Cop’s Penis Size During DUI Arrest
- Republican Congressman And House Foreign Affairs Chief Arrested At Airport While High On Drugs And Drunk
- John Krasinski Named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
- Human Head Found On Florida Beach
- Wisconsin Father Fakes Drowning Death, Flees Country To Be With European Woman He Met Online
- Maryland College Students Charged With Hate Crimes After Luring Gay Man To Apartment For Sex, Then Holding Him Prisoner And Beating Him
- Federal Judge Blocks Louisiana From Requiring Ten Commandments In Classrooms
- Little Marco Expected To Be Trump’s Nominee For Secretary Of State
- Expert From Harvard Research Study Explains Why You Are Completely Fucked
- MSNBC Ratings Crater Following Election
- Friendly Skies: Spirit Airlines Plane Hit By Gunfire During Landing, Flight Attendant Grazed By Bullet
- Homosexual Dentist Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Male Patient During Dental Work
- Mattel Issues Apology After Accidentally Advertising Hardcore Porn Site On Boxes Of Wicked Dolls
- Naked Man Covered In Blood And High On Drugs Arrested For Destroying Multiple Cars
- Half Naked Men Showing Up At Stranger’s House For “Uber Shower” Annoy Vegas Homeowner
- Film Festival Canceled Due To Turkey’s Ban Of Gay Daniel Craig Movie