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- Jennifer Lopez Cancels Entire Tour Due To Disastrous Ticket Sales
- Town Bans Inflatable Penis Costumes
- Man Pleads Guilty To Making 12,000 Harassing Calls To Congress Members
- Deranged Trump Cult Members Have Epic Meltdowns Outside Courthouse Following Guilty Verdict
- Evangelical Christian Lifeguard Who Refused To Fly Pride Flags Sues L.A. County For Religious Discrimination
- Feds Question Male Sex Worker Who Was Victimized By Diddy
- Louisiana Bill To Castrate Sex Offenders Moves Forward
- Missing Texas Woman Found Dead Inside Alligator’s Mouth
- India Records Hottest Temperature Ever Amid Severe Heat Wave: 126 Degrees
- Completely Naked Couple Arrested After Being Caught Fucking On Florida Pier
- Even More Drama: Police Called On Supreme Court Justice Alito’s Psychotic MAGA Wife After She Spit At Neighbor’s Car And Harassed Them Over Anti-Trump Yard Signs
- Robert De Niro Clashes With Trump Supporters Outside Of Porn Star Hush Money Trial: “Your Movies Suck!”
- Man Arrested For Running Naked Up And Down Aisle On Virgin Flight
- Phoenix, Arizona Sees Record Surge In Deaths As Hundreds Drop Dead Due To Heat
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- Little Marco Expected To Be Trump’s Nominee For Secretary Of State
- Expert From Harvard Research Study Explains Why You Are Completely Fucked
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- RIP: Tony Todd Dead At 69
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- No One Cares About America: Election Night TV Ratings Plunge 25%
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- Demi Moore On U.S. Election: “America Is Built On Puritans, Religious Fanatics, And Criminals”
- Tucker Carlson Claims Abortions Cause Hurricanes
- Georgia Polling Stations Temporarily Shut Down Due To Russian Bomb Threat
- First Polls Close In New Hampshire With Trump And Harris Tied
- Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Masturbating In Stolen Truck Filled With Dildos And Drugs
- Music Legend Quincy Jones Dead At 91
- John Oliver On Voters Undecided About Trump Vs. Harris: “Like Debating Which Color To Paint The Living Room When Your House Is On Fucking Fire”
- MAGAts Already Planning To Overthrow Government When Trump Loses
- Dozens Of People Run Over By Out Of Control Car Doing Donuts During California Street Takeover: “This Shit’s Fire, Bro!”
- Washington State Activates National Guard To Quell “Election-Related Unrest”
- Surprise: Kamala Takes Lead In IOWA Poll
- What Happens If There’s An Electoral College Tie?
- “Dead-Heat” Polls Likely Bogus, Say Experts
- Kamala Harris Releases Closing Ad Ahead Of Tuesday
- Trump Simulates Performing Blowjob At Wisconsin Rally
- Global Outrage Over New York Raid On Animal Sanctuary And Murder Of Pet Squirrel
- MAGA Maniac Violently Assaults Group Of Black Female Election Workers After Being Asked To Remove Anti-Biden Hat In Polling Place
- RIP: TGI Fridays Shuts Down 50 More Restaurants, Prepares To File For Bankruptcy
- Muscular Half Naked Man Running On Bay Area Freeway Attempts To Jump In Family’s Car
- LOL: Trump Sues CBS For $10 Billion Dollars Over Harris 60 Minutes Interview
- John Oliver On Trump Stooge Lee Greenwood And His Horrific Song
- Spain Searches For Bodies After Once-In-A-Century Flood Kills 160+
- Residents Of San Francisco’s Mission District Divided Over Road Barriers To Block Hookers And Johns
- Elon Musk Ordered To Appear In Philadelphia Court After Being Sued For $1 Million “Giveaway” To Trump Voters
- Naked Georgia Lesbians Arrested For Grinding Their Pussies Together On Patch Of Grass Outside McDonald’s
- Billboard Depicting Kamala Harris Engaged In Sex Act Removed From Ohio Highway
