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- Family Complains After Renting Vacation Home Filled With Bloodstained Mattress, Dildos, Ropes, Whips, Handcuffs, Penis Enlargers, And More!
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- Measles Outbreak Caused By Donald Trump Accelerating In Texas
- Monkey Causes Power Outage For Entire Country
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- Florida Masseur Arrested After Attempting To Suck Client’s Cock On Massage Table
- Hell On Earth: Fully Nude Cruise Sets Sail From Florida
- McDonald’s Customer Beaten With Coffee Pot After Jumping Through Drive-Thru Window And Attacking Employees
- Demi Moore Winning Streak Continues At Critics Choice Awards
- “Hi, I Have Someone Actin’ A Fool”: San Diego Man Goes On Wild Rampage At Great Clips Hair Salon After Not Being Given Appointment
