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- Deranged “Anti-Aging” Lunatic Under Fire For Sharing Teenage Son’s Nightly Erection Measurements
- Unsexy Skies: Spirit Airlines Issues Dress Code Policy Banning “Scantily Clad” Passengers
- It Begins: Resolution To Revoke Federal Same-Sex Marriage Rights Introduced In Idaho
- Mississippi Lawmaker Introduces “Contraception Begins At Erection” Bill
- Florida Couple Arrested For Fucking On Public Sidewalk, With Man Seen “Thrusting His Hips Back And Forth”
- Livestream Of 97th Oscars Nominations
- Reformed MAGA Granny Rejects Trump Pardon After Serving Prison Time For Jan. 6 Attack: “I Don’t Want To Be A Part Of Their Trying To Rewrite What Happened That Day”
- Naked Man High On Marijuana Goes On Stabbing Rampage Inside Delaware Restaurant While Trying To Eat Customers’ Food
- Laura Dern Posts Tribute And Moving Letter To David Lynch On His Birthday: “You Wove L.A. Into Our Dreams”
- Joker, Megalopolis, Reagan Score Multiple Razzie Nominations
- Carrie Underwood Throws “Hissy Fit” After Disastrous Inauguration Performance
