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- How The World’s First Male Supermodel Escaped An Abusive Doomsday Sex Cult
- Michael Avenatti Arrested For Felony Domestic Violence In L.A.
- Deranged Florida Man Banned For Life From All Walt Disney Properties After Repeatedly Waving “Trump 2020” Banners On Theme Park Rides
- Texas Prison Supervisor Resigns After Inmate Steals Password And Looks At Porn On Computer
- Another Sex Doll Brothel Opens Up, With Robots Named Jennifer, Candy, Crystal, And Nicky
- Monica Lewinsky Didn’t Notice Cum Stain On Dress After Sucking Bill Clinton’s Cock: “Could Be Spinach Dip Or Something”
- Wild Monkeys Carrying A Rare Form Of Deadly Herpes Are Rapidly Breeding In Florida (Of Course)
- Kyrsten Sinema Becomes First Openly Bisexual Senator Elected To Congress
- Florida Man Arrested On Obstruction Charge After Telling Cops His Name Was “Ben Dover”
- Gay Man Who Tricked Straight Men Into Sex By Pretending To Be A Woman Sentenced To 15 Years In Prison
- Japanese Man Spends Two Million Yen On Ceremony To “Marry” Hologram Of 16-Year-Old Girl With Pigtails
- Texas Woman Celebrates Divorce By Blowing Up Wedding Dress
- Men Gather In Houston For “Pageant Style” Sex Doll Meet And Greet Party
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- Brain Worm Joins Clown Car
- Dead Body Found In Planet Fitness Tanning Bed After “Weird Odor” Filled Gym For 3 Days
- California Christian Pastor Pleads Guilty To Raping Multiple Children, Sentenced To Just 7 Years In Prison
- Conspiracy Website Of Psychotic Snake Oil Salesman Purchased By The Onion
- Soldiers Found Fucking In Cockpit Of Apache Gunship
- Clown Car 2025: Matt Gaetz Nominated To Be Trump’s Attorney General
- Today In Fraternities Being Suspended For Raping And Drugging Pledges
- Illinois Lawmaker With Open Bottle Of Red Wine In Car Makes Fun Of Cop’s Penis Size During DUI Arrest
- Republican Congressman And House Foreign Affairs Chief Arrested At Airport While High On Drugs And Drunk
- John Krasinski Named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
- Human Head Found On Florida Beach
- Wisconsin Father Fakes Drowning Death, Flees Country To Be With European Woman He Met Online
- Maryland College Students Charged With Hate Crimes After Luring Gay Man To Apartment For Sex, Then Holding Him Prisoner And Beating Him
- Federal Judge Blocks Louisiana From Requiring Ten Commandments In Classrooms
- Little Marco Expected To Be Trump’s Nominee For Secretary Of State
- Expert From Harvard Research Study Explains Why You Are Completely Fucked
- MSNBC Ratings Crater Following Election
- Friendly Skies: Spirit Airlines Plane Hit By Gunfire During Landing, Flight Attendant Grazed By Bullet
- Homosexual Dentist Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Male Patient During Dental Work
- Mattel Issues Apology After Accidentally Advertising Hardcore Porn Site On Boxes Of Wicked Dolls
- Naked Man Covered In Blood And High On Drugs Arrested For Destroying Multiple Cars
- Half Naked Men Showing Up At Stranger’s House For “Uber Shower” Annoy Vegas Homeowner
- Film Festival Canceled Due To Turkey’s Ban Of Gay Daniel Craig Movie
- Racist Text Messages Sent To Black People Day After Election: “You’ve Been Selected To Pick Cotton At Plantation”
- RIP: Tony Todd Dead At 69
- Family Shocked After Finding Naked Man Had Been Living Underneath 93-Year-Old Demented Grandma’s L.A. Home For Months
- 43 Monkeys Escape From South Carolina Vaccine Research Lab
- Giuliani Faces Prison Unless He Gives Property To Election Workers He Defamed By Thursday
- Evangelical Christian And CEO Of MAGA Voting Group Arrested For Child Porn
- California Amends State Constitution To Enshrine Right To Gay Marriage, Removes Prop 8 Ban
- No One Cares About America: Election Night TV Ratings Plunge 25%
- Peanut Owner Says He’s Not Using Killing Of Squirrel To Promote His OnlyFans
- Demi Moore On U.S. Election: “America Is Built On Puritans, Religious Fanatics, And Criminals”
- Tucker Carlson Claims Abortions Cause Hurricanes
- Georgia Polling Stations Temporarily Shut Down Due To Russian Bomb Threat
- First Polls Close In New Hampshire With Trump And Harris Tied
- Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Masturbating In Stolen Truck Filled With Dildos And Drugs
- Music Legend Quincy Jones Dead At 91
- John Oliver On Voters Undecided About Trump Vs. Harris: “Like Debating Which Color To Paint The Living Room When Your House Is On Fucking Fire”
- MAGAts Already Planning To Overthrow Government When Trump Loses
- Dozens Of People Run Over By Out Of Control Car Doing Donuts During California Street Takeover: “This Shit’s Fire, Bro!”
- Washington State Activates National Guard To Quell “Election-Related Unrest”
- Surprise: Kamala Takes Lead In IOWA Poll
- What Happens If There’s An Electoral College Tie?
- “Dead-Heat” Polls Likely Bogus, Say Experts
- Kamala Harris Releases Closing Ad Ahead Of Tuesday
- Trump Simulates Performing Blowjob At Wisconsin Rally
