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- Michael Avenatti Arrested For Felony Domestic Violence In L.A.
- Deranged Florida Man Banned For Life From All Walt Disney Properties After Repeatedly Waving “Trump 2020” Banners On Theme Park Rides
- Texas Prison Supervisor Resigns After Inmate Steals Password And Looks At Porn On Computer
- Another Sex Doll Brothel Opens Up, With Robots Named Jennifer, Candy, Crystal, And Nicky
- Monica Lewinsky Didn’t Notice Cum Stain On Dress After Sucking Bill Clinton’s Cock: “Could Be Spinach Dip Or Something”
- Wild Monkeys Carrying A Rare Form Of Deadly Herpes Are Rapidly Breeding In Florida (Of Course)
- Kyrsten Sinema Becomes First Openly Bisexual Senator Elected To Congress
- Florida Man Arrested On Obstruction Charge After Telling Cops His Name Was “Ben Dover”
- Gay Man Who Tricked Straight Men Into Sex By Pretending To Be A Woman Sentenced To 15 Years In Prison
- Japanese Man Spends Two Million Yen On Ceremony To “Marry” Hologram Of 16-Year-Old Girl With Pigtails
- Texas Woman Celebrates Divorce By Blowing Up Wedding Dress
- Men Gather In Houston For “Pageant Style” Sex Doll Meet And Greet Party
- You Can Barely Even See Chris Pine’s Dick In That Dumb Netflix Movie
- Ugh: These Two Clowns Are At It Again
