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- Rudy Giuliani Unfortunately Expected To Survive After Being Injured In Car Accident
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- Drunken MAGA Whore Bludgeons Lyft Driver With High-Heeled Boot While Hurling Racial Slurs
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- Georgia Man Arrested For Repeatedly Greeting DoorDash Drivers While Completely Naked
- Washington Man Arrested After Attempting To Kidnap “Bikini Barista” Through Drive-Thru Window
- Texas Christian Pastors Arrested For Running $50,000,000 Trafficking And Money Laundering Scheme
- Brazilian Nanny Explains How Virginia Man Murdered Wife And Patsy From Kink BDMS Site In Elaborate Double-Murder Scheme
- Cremated Remains From Over 100+ Dead Bodies Found Near Las Vegas
- Billionaires Only Pay 24% Tax Rate, While You And Most Everyone Else Pay 30%
- Woman Conned Out Of Entire Life Savings By Scammer Using AI Video Of General Hospital Actor Steve Burton
- Now They’re Throwing Giant Green Dildos Onto Golf Courses
- Today In Catholic Priests Arrested For Child Sex Crimes
- New Jersey Cop Arrested For Sharing Video Of Prisoner Taking Off Clothes And Masturbating Inside Cell
- Reminder To Never Step Foot In Indonesia: Two Men Publicly Caned For Hugging
- Lil Nas X Pleads Not Guilty To Felony Charges, Released On $75,000 Bail
- Florida Man Arrested For Headbutting Girlfriend Who Objected To Viewing Porn During Sex
- Lil Nas X Charged With 4 Felonies After Injuring Cop While Naked And High
- Serial Killer Who Murdered Gays And Dumped Bodies In Seine River Arrested
- Serial Sex Offender Once Again Arrested For Sniffing Woman’s Butt In Burbank
- Hell On Earth: Burning Man “Orgy Dome” Experience
- Florida Wife Charged With Attempted Murder After Pouring Sulfuric Acid On Husband She Met On Internet
- Poll Finds Less Than Half Of LGBTs Identify With A Religion
- Drag Race Contestant And Porn Star Lexi Love Go To War Over Trademark Infringement
- Louisiana Man Agrees to Have Testicles Removed In Plea Deal For Raping Minor
- Florida IHOP Waitress Arrested For Calling Customer “Sexy Cunt” And Rubbing Her Boob
- Protests Erupt After Meatball Ron Orders Florida DOT To Remove Pulse Nightclub Rainbow Crosswalk
- Another Man Arrested For Throwing Green Dildo At WNBA Game
