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- MAGA Lunatics Marjorie Taylor Greene And Laura Loomer Lash Out At Each Other In Fight For Rapist Sociopath’s Attention
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- Florida Social Media “Model” Jailed For Murdering Two People While High On Cocaine
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- DOJ Indicts Two White Supremacists Who Planned Attacks Against Gays And Other Minority Groups
- Highlights From The Harris/Trump Debate In Philadelphia
- Will Ferrell Regrets Dressing Up As A Woman On SNL
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- Texas Dem Running For State House Smokes Weed From Bong In Campaign Ad
- North Carolina Man Who Portrayed Santa Claus At Santa’s Land Fun Park & Zoo Arrested For Child Sexual Abuse
- RIP: James Earl Jones Dead At 93
- Massachusetts Supreme Court To Rule If High-End Brothel Clients Can Hide Identities
- Sarah Palin The Only Previous GOP Presidential Ticket Member Endorsing Trump
- Serial Rapist Harvey Weinstein Rushed To Hospital For Emergency Heart Surgery
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