Florida Man Jailed For Beating Ex Who Mocked His “Little Penis”

Posted August 30, 2023 by with 3 comments

It’s so funny how they sometimes make the perps wear those barber capes in their mugshot photos. This lil’ guy was arrested for beating an ex-girlfriend who sent him an insulting text about his tiny penis. Via The Smoking Gun:

A Florida Man is behind bars on battery and burglary charges after allegedly attacking a former girlfriend who taunted him via text about having a “little penis,” according to an arrest affidavit.

Police allege that Rashad McGriff, 30, punched and choked the victim early yesterday after showing up uninvited at her Vero Beach home. McGriff, who has a lengthy rap sheet, is currently on probation following a conviction in March for possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

The woman–who was bleeding from the bridge of her nose–told police that she had texted McGriff a photo of someone else’s penis, and “advised Rashad he had a little penis.” McGriff did not respond to those texts, she added, but instead arrived at her residence around midnight Tuesday.

A judge today ordered McGriff to have no contact with the victim, who told police that she was in fear of McGriff because he had stated, “I’ll kill you, bitch.”