Gay Porn Twink Jasper Robinson Would Like You to Give Him All Of Your Money
Unemployed gay porn twink Jasper Robinson has been very busy this week on his keyboard begging, pleading, and then begging some more for all of your money. What are you waiting for? Just give Jasper Robinson your money.
If you are a gay porn twink in 2015, it is literally mandatory for you to start a GoFundMe campaign, and Jasper Robinson’s is all about his wisdom teeth:
Anesthesia is typically the most expensive part of wisdom teeth extraction. So, my advice: Get the teeth pulled without anesthesia. Will it hurt? Yes. But so does bottoming, at first. He’ll be fine. (Or, just ask the dentist to go on a payment plan like a normal person without insurance would? Also, unemployed people are supposed to receive free or low cost insurance coverage—including dental—under the Affordable Care Act, but maybe Jasper Robinson doesn’t know that? He can enroll here.)
Don’t worry, if you can’t help with Jasper Robinson’s GoFundMe, you can still buy him some shoes from his Amazon Wish List:
Or, how about a shirt? Buy him a shirt!
His birthday is coming up, after all…
Or, maybe you’d rather help Jasper Robinson go to Disneyworld? He only needs $500. (Wait, shouldn’t any money he receives go towards paying for his wisdom teeth extraction? Which is Jasper Robinson supposed to do first: Have his wisdom teeth pulled or go to Disneyworld for his birthday?)
If you can’t donate to Jasper Robinson’s GoFundMe and if you can’t buy Jasper Robinson any shoes or shirts and if you refuse to help Jasper Robinson go to Disneyworld for his birthday, can you at least retrieve some of his personal belongings from his uncle’s house in Oklahoma and mail them to him, for his birthday??
If you can’t donate to Jasper Robinson’s GoFundMe and if you can’t buy Jasper Robinson any shoes or shirts and if you refuse to help Jasper Robinson go to Disneyworld and if you can’t retrieve some of his personal belongings from his uncle’s house in Oklahoma and mail them to him, can you please just send him all of your money via Venmo for him to spend on whatever the fuck he wants, for his birthday?
Why are you still reading this when you could be giving all of your money to Jasper Robinson?
