WATCH: Johnny Rapid, François Sagat, Sean Cody’s Brandon, Colby Keller, And RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Manila Luzon Star In Men’s Justice League Gay Porn Parody

Posted November 20, 2017 by with 85 comments

men_justiceleague_post_1024x512Almost every dumb comic book movie is awful, but these Men.com spoofs are often better than the actual horrible movies being parodied, so this should be good. Justice League, coming this Friday, is full of major A-list stars, one newcomer, and a couple of surprise celebrity cameos. Sean Cody’s Brandon (Brandon Cody) is Superman:

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Johnny Rapid reprises his role as Flash, while newcomer Ryan Bones is playing Batman:

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Johnny looks so cute:

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François Sagat is Aquaman:

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and he is serving…

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Colby Keller is also in the movie, and he’ll be playing Donald Trump:

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Just kidding, he’s playing Green Lantern:

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There’s even a cameo from aspiring gay porn star Davey Wavey:

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Just when you think it can’t get more gay…the biggest surprise is RuPaul’s Drag Race star Manila Luzon, playing Wonder Woman:

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Werk, bitch:

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Great costumes, sets, CGI, and even a little bit of acting should make this one of the better parodies of the year. The real Justice League movie (like Pirates Of The Caribbean over the summer) is one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year, so instead of wasting your time and money on that, enjoy the Men.com version, directed by Alter Sin in Spain:

[Men.com: Justice League]

  • Greg
  • WorkBitch

    Wait, there’s no salad in this? Flop.

  • Xzamilloh

    This should be better than the actual movie?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41a3a25aef5e1400d87fc8d18339beb31bf43bda2dba13acc8bb49642a64b523.gif

    I mean, if we’re gonna go by reviews, Showgirls is utter garbage, but we know those imbeciles don’t know cinematic gold when they see it lol

    • sxg

      Off topic, am I one of the few who don’t find him hot? I’m also a bit weirded out by his fucked up asymmetrical eyes.

      • FrenchBug

        Thank you. I too really really don’t see what everyone seems to see.

      • Xzamilloh

        Hey, don’t you be hating on my cockeyed lover lol. It’s not at Shannen Doherty of Forrest Whitaker level, at least. Or maybe it is, but I’d still fuck him, hook nose and uneven eyes and no lower body definition

      • WhimsyCotton

        He doesn’t have perfect features. That’s part of the appeal. He’s got a hot body, handsome face, and is a good actor who is aging really well (unlike guys like Leo). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/874ffe9239fd3810d4c2b7a2ceec39c36aad60d4e7c0663d787509fabbba5b29.gif

        • sxg

          Leonardo Dicaprio was NEVER hot. He looks especially gross these days, with that bigass pumpkinhead of his.

          • WhimsyCotton

            Actually, you might be right. It might have been my childhood Titanic crush blinding me to the truth. He had a great face, but he wasn’t actually hot in a sexual way. Ryan Gosling, on the other hand, screams sex.

        • pangelboy

          I feel like “good actor” is a stretch…he does stay in shape tho

          • Scrapple

            His acting has come a long way since Young Hercules and Breaker High.

          • WhimsyCotton

            He typically takes smaller (apart from The Notebook and Blah Blah Land), less award-bait movie roles, so it can look that away. He’s amazing in things like Half-Nelson and Lars and the Real Girl.

  • Norminah

    It says something about Men’s quality of porn that I’m more excited about the drag queen not having sex in the porn than I am the actual porn.

  • sxg

    Wow what a turnaround in opinion about these superhero parodies. You used to loathe them. What changed for you? Could it be the unsufferable top Brandon is in it? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b36d50cacd76b79436a74420fc160526189553debed520b9ca2680c43ad223d7.gif

    I do have to agree with you on Johnny he does look fucking cute here, and is a good fit for the Flash. Damn that wifebeating gaping bottom, I just can’t quit her and her massive gape!

    Despite the lack of long locks, Francois is also a good fit as Aquaman. Kind of wish he were a little bit taller for the role.

    Surprised, but also glad that Trenton Douchecati and Topher Douchemaggio were replaced, although their replacements aren’t any better.

    And another great fit for the Arrow. Who else but Colby Keller could play the white privileged Oliver Queen? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8afbb55051536f27e9c3d97356d772f98d12b4931d9dd31c5374db5c9dd92d98.gif

    • Nanaudran

      Mmmmh That’s NOT the green arrow.:It’s supposed to be a green lantern

      • sxg

        Yea I know didn’t realize it until someone below mentioned it.

  • C A

    No with this shit.

    • supertoddalan

      I agree

  • FrenchBug

    So a wife-beating pedophile, a homophobic asshole, a Trump supporter and a French man who has managed to hang on to the stupidest tattoo in the history of porn title over some really stiff competition? Oh joy.

    I will say this: unlike Bianca Del Rio’s NDS scene, it doesn’t look like they’ll be faking a sex scene with the drag queen. So at least there’s that.
    Now, if Karl Westerberg wants to come back and do porn as a boy, I’d watch that.

    • pje821

      I have to disagree that Sagat’s head tattoo is the “stupidest tattoo in the history of porn.” I HATE tattoos because they absolutely ruin the beauty of the skin and the muscle symmetry, but 99 percent of the shitty tattoos out there are worse than his. Tattoos have ruined the appeal of more men than anything I can think of; I can barely watch some scenes because they’re so hideous, misplaced, distracting and not the least bit sexy. Sagat has a face, body and dick more beautiful than most models working in the past 15 years, and he looks as good — if not better — than he did when he began his career. So as much as I wish he had no tattoos and shaved his head bald, I’ll take it because of it’s location. Better than the guy who puts the 2″ letters on his chest and misspells a word.

      • FrenchBug

        I am not going to argue that there is some tough competition out there and that opinions can legitimately differ on who deserves the title 😉
        There is something that just stuns me in a bad way with Sagat’s tattoo. The scalp is something so integral to one’s looks and Lord knows he is otherwise good-looking.

    • Zachary Sire

      While Str8Up broke the story on his arrest years ago, it’s worth noting that formal charges were never filed after the bowling alley incident, and there was no trial or conviction. I realize that may not make a difference to many, but just pointing it out.

      And wait…who is the homophobic asshole?

      • doodlebug

        But it wasn’t just the bowling alley incident. It was that coupled with the accusations on The Dirty and his own words in that documentary he participated in that seemed to show a particular pattern of behavior concerning women. But what do we know? Maybe he’s cleaned up his act. He is cute and probably rides dick better than anyone else in the biz and that’s all that seems to matter to his stans.

        • MXD

          I’m still rather unnerved that rapid said in an interview that after he shoots he goes home and fucks his girlfriend until she bleeds, because he’s so into rough sex.

    • WhimsyCotton

      I have no issue with any of your other arguments, but I’m of the opinion that Sagat’s tattoo works. He makes it work. I’ve seen others try it and fail miserably, but he rocks that balding-cover-up tattoo. He’d look strange to me without it.

      • sxg

        Clearly most people agree since he’s had a healthy career in porn for years.

        • FrenchBug

          He is very good-looking and a good performer. That does not make that tattoo any less idiotic but we all know how judgmental I can be about tattoos :)

      • Xzamilloh

        Yes, his head tattoo is practically a trademark.

        • FrenchBug

          It is a trademark. It is still stupid.

          • Xzamilloh

            Your opinion. I like it. My opinion

        • nick

          I love it, it looks really sexy, but only on him, I’ve seen other people try and fail.

  • zetan
  • Schnitzel

    Superman with a beard is a no. Johnny is always cute. The Green Lantern is way too red. Aquaman still got it goin on. Bones is to g4p but fucking hot. Manila is pretty much everything here.

  • OverKill
    • busmans

      Rapid: Disgusted by kissing men and must focus on thoughts of his girlfriend during gay sex.

      Cody: Disgusted by dicks and finds gay sex mentally challenging.

      Keller: Mentally challenged.

      Bone: Straight.

      Luzon: Comic relief.

      Looks like they had to go back to 2010 to find a normal homosexual to perform in this.

  • Paul

    who is davey wavey?

    • Xzamilloh

      Someone 2012 me is excited to see in porn and someone 2017 me is not surprised to see in porn, but surprised he isn’t actually participating. He’s a gay YouTuber who has the body of a top, the voice of a bottom, and the sex appeal of a triple bypass

      • nodoubtfan

        “He’s a gay YouTuber who has the body of a top, the voice of a bottom, and the sex appeal of a triple bypass”

        LMAO!

      • Maximus

        He honestly looks like his entire body is made of plastic, like if a Ken Doll came to life and somehow managed to get even gayer.

      • Ulf Raynor

        Then be surprised no more, his latest video on Youtube is him doing a cum taste challenge and promoting his new porn channel Himeros TV.
        Agree with pretty much everything else.

        • nick

          Himeros is too close to Hemeroids

  • TheCreatorMK

    So… we’re just ignoring the fact they replaced the one black character in justice league in this parody and inserted a character who hasn’t even been introduced in the movie universe (played by the low key racist trump supporter)? Like, I could have understand replacing Wonder Woman or even gender bending her but apparently, men still subscribed to the white is right mentality. That or their whopping grand total of four black models (compared to
    The 500 white ones) all said no.

  • Deviancy Behavir

    Colby Keller and Johnny Rapid are a definite NO for me and they both have the cheapest looking costumes out of the pack and I’m okay with that. The comic book nerd in me is just overcome with how terrible Colby looks in that Medieval Times knockoff armor that Green Lantern never wore at all. I’m loving Manila though, unfortunately they went the cheap route with her bustier top, it’s supposed to be armor and not wrinkle like that. Sorry I’m one of those people that notice the small details and if you can’t get my childhood fave superhero right I will let you know. lol

    • OneOfTheManyChris

      Leave it to a gay man to give a fuck about Wonder Woman’s droopy bustier. This is probably the most money a gay porn flick has ever spent on costumes.

      • Deviancy Behavir

        Let me clue you into something, there’s a porn director named Axel Braun. He’s called the King of the Porn Parody in the straight porn community and his porn sets, costumes are top fucking notch. They are all parodies of movies that came out, but everything looks amazing. I’m not into straight porn, but I give the guy credit for what he does. I know he probably has a bigger budget than Men does, but I appreciate that even though it’s a porn parody, it’s still done like a real movie https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d7bd083613de4ca4c9f7580cc4d054ec161c91a36dd1c752d9257ee906bf9cd.jpg

        • zetan

          WICKED has alexa rank of 47,619, while MENdotCOM has that of 9,847. And accroding to their scene list, the number of views of MENdotCOM per scene is 10 times larger than WICKED. I don’t really think MENdotCOM can’t afford that budget. They just don’t want to make it decent.

          • OneOfTheManyChris

            I checked this out and you’re right. I’m truly surprised. I know gay porn is overrepresented in the porn world but I was pretty sure all straight guys watched straight porn. If a Men scene is really that profitable you’d think there’d be way more gay studios making good money.

  • Xzamilloh

    Minella? First name Sal? #FutureDragName

    • Scrapple

      Serving fish that tastes like tainted chicken.

      • Xzamilloh

        When I do a death drop… I don’t get back up

  • Marik Ishtar

    So do black people not exist in Men’s universe or…?

    • Xzamilloh

      I think XL was in one of these movies as the Black Panther??

      • Badbike

        I think he means that there is no Cyborg boo.

        • Xzamilloh

          “So do black people not exist in Men’s universe?” is not “Where’s Cyborg?” And like I said, XL played Black Panther in one of these so clearly ONE black person exists in Men’s universe

    • Hari Kalyan

      Don’t get me wrong, Paddy was hot as a storm trooper but I thought it was a shame they didn’t have a “Finn” character when they did their Star Wars parody a few years ago. In their defense though, the plot to TFA was shrouded in secrecy so Men couldn’t have known just how big Finn’s role would be in the actual movie. But then again all the promo from the film had John Boyega prominently featured (he’s the first face you saw in the trailer).

  • DudeBornIn67
  • Scrapple

    No they didn’t try to shoehorn Green Lantern and Colby in this. Like bitches aren’t going to realize you only did that because you couldn’t find a Black model to play Cyborg. Was Jason Vario not available? Beaux Banks?

    I’m actually not mad at the other castings. And the costumes look legit (they could’ve been tailored a bit more, but that’s a minor issue). It pains me to say Johnny does indeed look cute.

    Found footage of Manila’s first day on set:
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    The shooter is assumed to have been hired by Dora Sans, who was reportedly furious she lost out on this role. If you know of Dora’s whereabouts, please contact the authorities.

    • sxg

      Lol I thought that was the Arrow Colby Keller was playing.

      • Scrapple

        No, Colby is a different kind of Queen.

    • nodoubtfan

      I guess they couldn’t get XL to play in yet another parody. He’s already been Nick Fury and Black Panther. Who’s next, Storm?

      • Scrapple

        I’m going with Cloak, from the upcoming show Cloak & Dagger. He’s Black and he literally throws shade. It has gay parody written all over it.

      • James Johnson III

        When did XL do this? Somehow I managed to miss both of these

  • nick

    Oh, Mr Sagat, you are so delicious.

  • WhimsyCotton

    So no Cyborg or the John Stewart version of the Green Lantern, but we do get a shoehorned Colby Keller? I’ll take the shitty real film instead. At least I can get my fill of Ezra Miller’s fine ass in that one.

  • Name

    This is the parody we deserve.

    • zetan

      #We deserve better.

  • Victor

    That’s even worse, Sean is a racially ambiguous mixed race dude. Cyborg is black and there far better and bigger dicked porn stars to play him.

  • Victor

    I get that Men dotcom are allergic to dark people. But wow! could they at least by more discreet with their hatred of black characters? The US racial divides is fucking crazy and all time high right now.

  • Maximus

    I’m sure that the sex is garbage, but Manila looks sickening.

  • busmans

    That’s not green lantern. That’s a troglodyte dressed as a trilobite.

  • pennessee
  • Furqan

    As usual, the models is sucks. Really!? Brandon as Superman!? Fuck off!

  • ANTSLC

    LOL I would watch this just for Manila Luzon. This looks really fun.

  • Marcus Collack
  • Jon

    Just stick to having hot guys who are into each other fuck, or at most the artsy-fartsy stuff of CB, but these parodies are a mess. I’ve lost the will to conjure up a boner when the actual sex starts.

  • Jon

    Wait, Davey Wavey is venturing into porn? Lmao. I feel like it’s old news and I already heard it, but forgot because how little it matters and how bland he is.

  • Caesarimp

    Yet again, Davey Wavey dips his toe into the porn waters and then puts it out and giggles “Just kidding!”

  • mtxb2010

    If they shoot Davey Wavey I’ll pay to see that.

  • mrPam Gaypornmama

    Wow! Looks gorgeous!!!! Great job! I could tell how much hard work and attention to detail you guys put into this film. Cinematography, acting and editing is top notch Congrats! – mr. P

  • James Johnson III

    Thank you! I gotta seek this out

  • FrenchBug

    As long as Colby Keller doesn’t attempt to save his reputation with a retcon in which it wasn’t really him who voted for Trump but Parallax who had taken control of his actions…

  • Jason Peters

    i think we dont have actor black guys.