10 People React To The Combined Hotness Of Ryan Rose And Carter Dane

Posted June 3, 2016 by with 119 comments

rrcdaIt’s extremely rare to actually have two flawless gay porn stars in a gay porn scene (let alone one), but that’s what happened when Falcon paired Ryan Rose and Carter Dane for this update. Obviously, I have no words to do the sight of them together any justice, and here are 10 similarly shook people reacting to the duo.

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Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Falcon: Ryan Rose Fucks Carter Dane]

  • lordgabux

    It’s just insane how stupidly beautiful these two mofos are. This should have been filmed in Eden, a sunset and unicorns in the background.
    #MassiveHardOn

  • Todd

    http://media.giphy.com/media/IQaIwsvKCxCkU/giphy.gif …..
    Should be a flip flop scene.

    • 1234

      For once, I’d like to see Carter top

      • Hereweare

        Yes!

  • Ed Woody

    That one guy looks like Beaker from the Muppets.

    • Brunneous

      Who?! Carter…?

    • Two Cents

      Yup! Thats it. I couldnt figure it out but thats it.

  • FieldMedic

    Can we get some Chris Pratt porn? Hell, I’d settle for a leaked sex tape…

  • sxg

    “It’s extremely rare to actually have two flawless gay porn stars in a gay porn scene”

    Still is.

    Not calling Ryan Rose ugly, but he’s far from flawless.

    Carter though belongs in a category that very few guys obtain! Two that come to mind are Diego Sans (despite his crazy hairstyles) and Darius Ferdynand.

    • jviia

      Yes to everything you said.

    • 1234

      Don’t forget how he looked on SC (5 years ago)

      • sxg

        Aside from having a more muscular body now, I kind of like him better during his Pierce days, mainly because he looks so fake now and he looked so honest and true to who he really is in his Pierce days, which is white privileged Republican Floridian swamp trash.

        • beariac
        • 1234

          FYI not that it matters a lot, but Ryan Rose spent a bulk of his life in IL. I wonder if a lot of Midwesterners are socially ass backwards

          • sxg

            Kurtis Wolfe is Midwestern and there’s nothing ass backwards about him at all!

          • 1234

            OK point taken

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    • Johnny Rocket

      Damon Wayan’s Jr. Is funny!!!

      His Father is a Sexist Fuckhead. He sides with Bill Cosby and was asked what advice he would give Cosby, whose previously sterling reputation has been destroyed in the last year by allegations from more than 50 women that he drugged and raped them in episodes dating back to the 1960s.

      “Tell the truth,” Wayans responded immediately. Then he went off on Cosby’s accusers, most of whom he doesn’t believe and some of whom he dismissed as “un-rape-able.”

  • Maximus

    Why is it that Ryan Rose gets a pass for domestic violence, but Sebastian Young and Johnny Rapid don’t? Shouldn’t we hate them all?

    https://media2.giphy.com/media/nmaGH1gx7v84g/giphy.gif

    • sanfv

      I thought long and hard ( hahaha) about that too. I was looking at the models that I drag and Ryan was never on that list. I am guilty of giving him too many passes when he literally assaulted one of our own.
      I guess my hate list was too screwed by my hate for g4p/ homophobes/ predators.
      If I can hate Piggian “xxxl pepperoni pizza” James for less, I can add RR to my list lol.

    • Dale Bergman
      • Maximus

        I love Zach, but his blindspot when it comes to RyRo is troubling. Perhaps there needs to be some sort of intervention…

        https://media3.giphy.com/media/Dmp3XjgyFvufe/giphy.gif

        • Zachary Sire

          I’m the one who broke the story on Ryan’s arrest ,and I dragged him for it (and other things) for years. Use the search bar up top. Also, he apologized publicly and profusely for what he did ( http://str8upgayporn.com/ryan-rose-addresses-2013-arrest-i-almost-committed-suicide/ ) and tried to make amends to his ex. Any further comments about me that misconstrue and mischaracterize my coverage will be deleted.

          • Dale Bergman
          • WhimsyCotton

            Gurl…. They’re clearly fucking with you. Don’t take it so seriously!

          • moondoggy

            If she doesn’t like you, she can make you disappear.

          • WhimsyCotton

            Of course he can, it’s his blog. I doubt he wants an army of ass kissers though. No one likes that.

          • Maximus

            I didn’t mean to imply that you never covered the story. I apologize for that. I just wish that you wouldn’t now celebrate Ryan given what you and your readers know about him. That doesn’t mean that I don’t still like and respect you, nor does it mean that I won’t continue to thoroughly enjoy almost everything that you write. Supporters who remain entirely uncritical aren’t really supporters—they’re sycophants. To presume that you have any desire for sycophants would, I believe, be an insult to your character.

        • Johnny Rocket

          The only thing I had to read, and on RR’s Twitter. was his screaming Martyr and how depressed he was he “Tried to kill himself” = How does one “Try” to kill oneself? You either do or you don’t. He didn’t care, he made it all about him. It’s all on his Twitter feed. Where are they building that mental home for used up gay porn stars?

          • lordgabux

            The Derek Zoolander House for Porn Dudes After Mental Breakdowns and Lost Fame.

          • Johnny Rocket

            Is it “Fame” really?

          • lordgabux

            Seems like you’re missing the sarcasm, doll

          • Johnny Rocket

            Nope!

          • Maximus

            Plenty of people make failed suicide attempts, but I agree with your other points.

          • Johnny Rocket

            He was looking for sympathy after he beat up his ex. You really think someone who is that self involved would kill themselves? Fuck no, he’d miss reading everything he writes about himself too much.

          • Maximus
          • Johnny Rocket

            HAHAHA! Valerie Cherish.

      • WhimsyCotton

        My bitch right there.

    • OverKill

      Ryan Rose
      http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41ra68eUB1r0z3hjo1_500.gif

      He has an arrogant attitude, comes off as a big ass douche everytime I read an interview. I don’t like Sebastian “Jerry Springer Trailer Park” Young or Johnny “Overrated Woman Beating Douche” Rapid either. Seriously for all three:
      https://66.media.tumblr.com/e6e3d4281268863c98797754fb1149e5/tumblr_n0z4ywucZZ1sg01v3o1_400.gif

      • Ant

        girl fix your wig

    • Ben

      Finally!!!!! Why Zach? Why????

      • sxg

        Finally? Someone almost always asks that on a RyRo post but he never I don’t think Zach ever answers.

    • Mike Julius

      Good point. I guess the argument could be that he apologized. I don’t know if he also went to therapy to deal with his anger issue. But either way, domestic violence in a guy’s history is a hard thing to look past and impossible for some if they have experience with it themselves.

      I can’t say i blame them.

      • Maximus

        His apologies are meaningless. There is no forgiving domestic violence.

        • squash4dave

          You don’t know what state of mind someone is in at the time. You can do something violent when you’re in a very agitated state and be truly remorseful afterwards. Many years ago, back when AIDS was something people didn’t usually survive (yes, I’m that old), I was living in L.A. and flew to south Florida, where my parents were living, because my father had had a stroke. While I was there, I discovered a KS lesion in my mouth. So, now I was dealing with my father’s stroke and facing the very real possibility that I was going to die soon. (Hey lighten up guys, I’m still kickin’-barely lol) Anyway, I was driving back from the hospital with my mother in the car and she was hysterical. I’ve always had a rocky relationship with her, because she was extremely overprotective (I was the baby of the family) and I had to fight for my independence. So, to make a short story long, between her hysteria and my anxiety about discovering, that day, that I had AIDS, I almost lost it. No, I didn’t hit her, but I was screaming back at her, telling her to shut up. I’ve never been that close to hitting anybody in my life. I can understand how people can get to that point and cross over the line. It took everything that I had, not to hit her. If I had, I know that I would have been genuinely remorseful, as I am very anti-violence. I voice my opinion, as much as anyone, when I hear about domestic violence cases, but if they are sincere about their apology they get a second chance, not a pass. But, that is one time only. They don’t get a third chance.

          • Maximus

            But you WERE able to control yourself, and therein lies the distinction between people like you and people like Ryan. It doesn’t matter what kind of stress someone is under. Violence is never an acceptable response. Ever.

          • squash4dave

            Hypothetical. What if someone were attacking a friend or relative? Would you not use violence to help them, especially if it was unprovoked and they were getting severely injured?

          • Maximus

            The answer to that question is obvious and codified within the criminal statutes of every developed liberal democracy in the world. I meant that violence is never acceptable in response to psychosocial stressors. We weren’t discussing the use of physical force in defense of self and/or others.

          • squash4dave

            That’s fine. I was just going by what you stated. I agree with you on that. I never want to be the one who strikes first, but I would defend my self and others, if it were necessary. But, going back to my original reply to you, I am not stating that the person perpetrating violence has the right to do so, but I am stating that there a some circumstances where a person has been brought to the edge by circumstances and might cross over and be genuinely remorseful afterwards. Not that they were right to do so, but might be forgiven, under the circumstances. However, I would not forgive a second transgression. To me, that shows a pattern. And that would not apply in the vast majority of cases. No one is perfect, not even ME, lol. So, I want to be able to forgive, sometimes.

        • Johnny Rocket

          Especially since he’s STILL violent on Twitter. I mean come on. He sends Death Threats to people who annoy him. That face smash to the hospital delivery room floor really fucked up his brain….and face (But at least we can use his face as a level)

    • lordgabux

      Don’t care. Would love to see those three fucking each other. That’s what I care about. heh heh.

    • Pertinax

      Sebastian and Johnny do it as a routine among all sort of vile behavior. Ryan did it once. Maybe he was under influence of some substance. I dare say it here because it is well documented that he likes weed and it keeps me wondering if back in that occasion he weren’t using something heavier.

      • Ben

        Lol excusing a spouse beater. Nice

        • Pertinax

          Don’t get me wrong, I’m not excusing, but pointing a difference in the behavior’s patern of them. Besides I’m against drugs : All of them are for low life people.

          • squash4dave

            There a lots of people who think watching porn makes you a lowlife. I know many successful, well educated people who have done party drugs. They’re not addicts or use addicting drugs. Do you drink alcohol. Well, that is a drug, my friend. It’s a mind altering, violence inducing drug, in liquid form. Does that make you a low life? It’s just a socially acceptable drug. It’s destroyed more lives than any other drug around and caused more death as well. It causes tens of thousands of deaths every year in the U.S., but not everyone abuses it. You express a very black and white attitude about drugs, but humans have been using mind altering substances since the dawn of time. It’s whether or not you let it rule your life and how you let it affect your relationship with others in society that determines whether or not you are a lowlife. You can also be a lowlife without taking drugs.

          • Johnny Rocket

            Damn Daniel!! There goes my Advil!

      • Maximus

        He’s still culpable for his behavior while under the influence so long as he knowingly consumed the psychoactive substance in question.

    • Eddie

      Maximus you need to take your place at the Salem witchcraft trials bitch, you must have a dull ax to grind

      • Maximus

        I love Salem! You’re right, it’s been too long since I’ve gone up there. It’s so pretty in the summer, and there’s this ice cream shop in the center of town that has the world’s best raspberry sorbet.

  • Johnny Rocket

    My reaction, always, when I see,,,or even here of that narcissistic, domestic abusing, self entitled asshat RR! That tile flooring in the delivery room looks better now since the Dr.. dropped him on his face. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zmqp2RXV1qk2rato2_500.gif

  • Dale Bergman

    http://drinkdemulherzinha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/princesocharme.gif
    Carter Dane is one of the best looking gay porn stars in the business, but I only like Ryan Rose from the neck down. I would rather re-watch Carter’s HOT scene with sexy Colby Keller again:
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  • Tim

    sorry, Ryan Rose has shown too much douchery to ever be hot to me again. I mean, sure, he has a beautiful body, but the guy just is a complete jackass.

  • CasperFan

    Neither are particularly good looking but Ryan Rose is just repulsive-ugly as fuck!

  • Trepakprince

    Ryan isn’t hot to me. He gives me Ted Bundy chic. Now Carter is a vision.

    • 1234

      I like horses- they’re such beautiful animals

  • OverKill
  • V1

    It ain’t news unless there’s a Jensen Ackles reaction shot.
    http://pimpandhost.com/image/55644979-medium.html

  • V1

    It’s not real news without a Jensen Ackles reaction gif.

    • Two Cents

      And all I can do is think about eating that booty through those Texas bowlegs of his.

  • Brunneous

    Ryan Rose has one of those faces that, even if you’ve haven’t seen him before, you know damn well he’s a douchebag…

  • erexshawn

    me watching the scene

    RyRo is a douche (though I still appreciate his work as ‘Pierce’ at SC) and Carter has somehow managed to get himself over-exposed in the 3 months that he has been in the business.

  • czer

    Well, that looks pretty boring.

  • Zealot

    And lo, in the fields of Jerebohim on the Plains of Nib in the heavens above the river Zabnar there dwelleth two wise men and a jester. And in that hour the jester sayeth to the first wise man, “whereupon did the ass cross the road?” And the first wise man spaketh, “nay, shall I not know this even unto my old age”. And the jester sayeth, “indeed, the ass crosseth the road so as to find greener pastures in whicheth to lie”. And in that hour, yea even before the ass joke could be understood, there was a great event witnesseth-ed by the wise men but not by the jester who abideth in the ditch receiving himself of the abundant enjoyment of new wine. And lo, the first wise man and the second wise man gazeth upon the great confluence in the heavens saying, “verily, the mating of the great and miraculous Falcons!” And with them in the heavens a great host was heard fapping and exclaiming, “oh, God, oh God, oh God”.

  • Mike Julius

    RyRo looks MUCH better clean shaven. Some people shouldn’t try it with the beard thing.

  • Scrapple

    I liked Ryan more when he was at Sean Cody. Pierce was bashful when he was asked about his offscreen threesome where he popped Peter’s booty cherry. Ryan beat up his boyfriend and wipes his ass with hundies.

  • lordgabux

    Bring your pitchforks and your torches. I don’t care what porn dudes do in their private lives. They are not running for office and I don’t give them money directly. I’m pretty sure most of us only post pretty pictures in Social Media and have a Media persona, so what if Ryan’s is Douche Glamour? I don’t care. I like watching him having sex. We are not friends and I’m not in love with him. WE all have that one douche in our lives we do love no matter what— a brother, an uncle, a niece, thus we are all to blame for the prolonged existence of douchery in the world.
    I’m the kind of mofo that wouldn’t mind being penpals with a murderer in jail, so I will not deny myself the pleasure of RyRo fucking just because he is a disgusting human being.
    *taking a deep breath* Ready for your trolling now. Muaksss

  • DrunkEnough

    Statistically speaking, surely at least one person in 10 doesn’t care that much. I mean, even just four out of five dentists recommended Trident to patients who chew gum.

    • sans

      I just love how your comment has nothing to do with this!

      • DrunkEnough

        Makes perfect sense if you don’t give a shit about these two. Which many of us don’t. But carry on, True Believer!

  • WhimsyCotton

    Zach you forgot the most important reaction.

    https://youtu.be/iSEZYr7Bch4

  • John

    They are both so hot. I just wish they were filming bareback so I’d be interested. I’m shallow that way.

  • Johnny Rocket
  • Ant

    And then they both started talking.

  • johnn

    hit zachs link elow guys he speaks the truth ! the whole story WAS on here …so pay attention boys !

  • Eddie

    Ryan Rose is a hot motherfucker as is Carter Dane. What he did however is in the past and he has made amends for it, so let it go cuz its old news. Hes a gift to porn and gives his best in every single performance Ive seen him in, theres nothing sexually that he wont do even tho Id love to see him bareback and do ass to mouth. Okay Im a freak that way. And I think the scene is very hot.

  • Philip Broad

    What on earth do you mean by “flawless”? Frankly, I don’t care for either of them.

  • Sebastian S

    After watching this…this my least favorite Carter scene (which is like saying my least favorite cut of diamond, but still) but it was lacking something. Maybe it’s that I prefer the film “look” of Cockyboys or MAP, or that Carter had more chemistry and passion with those scene partners…here it was just: fuck! fuck! fuck!

  • Jer

    Flawless? RyRo and Carter can qualify as “near-mint” condition, but not flawless.

    1. RyRo’ face and teeth
    2. Carter’s personality, or lack thereof.

  • Matt

    sure…. apart from the fact that Ryan looks like Sloth from the Goonies, half decent cousin, and Carter’s constant limp dick…. bitch please, great bodies don’t make “flawless” actors.